HL-WOCKY
     Done To:  "Jabberwocky"
     By:  Lewis Carroll

Twas Methos and the Duncan Joe
Did Gina and Robert with Dr. Anne
All Kalas were the Conner Mac's
And Richie's Ahriman!

Avoid the Kurgen-Quince, my son
The CoryRaines with Hyde beneath
Beware the Xavier and shun
The Blaine of Grayson's teeth!

But Darius may Kronos us
To Fitzcairn Ceirdwyn with Gregor!
If Cole, we'll kenny to Silas
And Quentin Barnes no more!!

And should the Amanda return
To Kristin with Constantine, oh woe!
We'll Luther Mako from John Kern
And Tessa Cassie-Ho!

Twas Methos and the Duncan Joe
Did Gina and Robert with Dr. Anne
All Kalas were the Connor Mac's
And Richie's Ahriman!!


HIGHLANDER
     Tune:  "Jingle Bells"

Dashing to my set in a frenzy I must say!
Upon my couch I sprawl, drooling all the way!
It's nearly 6 O'Clock - making for a rush
What joy it is to watch HL ans slowly turn to mush!

CHORUS
Oh, Highlander, Highlander!  HL all the way!
What fun it is to watch an sing a slaying song tonight!
Oh, Highlander, Highlander, HL all the way!
What fun it is to see Our Guys and gush and gush and gush!


USA'S PLEA
OR
BE KIND TO OUR BKC'S
     Tune:  "Be Kind To Our Web Footed Friends"
     A John Phillip Sousa March

USA:  Be kind to our BKC's!
      For they could be somebody's dream date!

FEN:  Your BKC's are a pain!
      And we want you all to know
      We love our Methos ans we aim
      To support him through fair or foul writing!
      But USA, but USA
      Don't wait forever!!


THE FAN'S PRAYER
    Done To:  "The Lord's Prayer, etc"

Our Powers who art a t Rysher
Hallowed be thy Show!
Good writing shows they writers know
In TV as well as movies
Give us this day our wekly ep
"Forgive Us Our Trespasses" - (Spoken:  "That's a good one!")
As we forgive those who've sold us out/betrayed us
For yea though I wa;lk through The Valley Of Butt-Kicking-Chicks
I will fear no damage
For the ROG art with me - and armed!!
And thine is the Show, The Powers and Methos forever!
Amen!! 



ISN'T IT AWFULLY NICE TO HAVE A BIG SWORD??

Isn't it awfully nice to have a big sword?
Isn't it frightfully good to be well armed?
It's sweel to have a sabre
It's divine to be an attacker
With the tiniest little dagger
Or the world's biggest whacker!

So three cheers for your sabre or katana
Hooray for your broadsword Ivanhoe!
Your ego booster and an Immie's best friend!
You can shine and sharpen it
Or hide it beneath your coat
Don't take it out in public
Or they might hang you with a rope!
But you'll just
Come 
Back!!

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