JOE'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY Tune: "Wasn't that A Party?" By: Tom Paxton Couklda been the Scotch, now! Coulda been the gin! Coulda been the three or four six packs, I don't know! But would ya look at the mess I'm in?? My head's like a sword hilt! I wish that I could die! But tell me, me oh, me oh, my! Wasn't that a party?? Duncan took some panties Wore them like a hat! I saw Methos under the kitchen table Talking to my old tom cat! The cat was talking back! Long about then everything went black! But wasn't that a party!? I'm sure it's jut my memory Playing tricks on me But I think I saw Amanda Steal my neighbors tree! She was naked as can be!! Richie was sitting in the backyard Blowing on a siren from somebody's Police car! So you see Your Honor! It was all in fun!! That little bitty track meet down on Main street Was just to see if the cops could run! Well, they run us in to see you I'm in an alcoholic haze! And I sure can use those thirty days! But - wasn't that a party!? SEND IN MACLEOD or: JOE'S RAGTIME LAMENT Tune: "Send The Marines!" By: Tom Lehrer When Immortals make a move Of which I don't approve Who is it that always intervens? Methos and Richie - yes They have their place I guess But first - Send in MacLeod!! I'll send them all I've got Oh, Watchers by the lot Remember swordfighting scenes so proud He kills Immies without flaw But not my brother-in-law! So what do I do? I send in MacLeod For might nakes right 'til Immies see the light Immortals kill and maime Watchers scheme and blame 'Til somebody we like can win The Game! When I need someone whacked Because somehow they lack The special things we look for in The One Call it manipulation Rather it's contemplation Watcher want the world to know That we support the status quo Immies they all love us so What do I do? I send in MacLeod! FOR JOE or BLUES FOR MR. DAWSON Tune: "Sweet Music Man" By: Kenny Rogers I wouldn't listen and I couldn't see And all I have left now are words you and to me Sing your song Sweet Music Man! You jam every night with a four peice band That plays for you what you ask it to You're a hellava singer and a powerful man And you surround youself with people who listen then sing along You touch my soul with your beautiful Blues Even had me singing along right with you! You said, "I'll play for you!" Then you sang the words and added harmony And you played the song you'd sung for us Like it was new CHORUS And nobody sings a Blues song quite like you do! Nobody else can make me sing along Nobody else can make me feel That things are right when they're wrong with a song Nobody sings a Blues song quite like you! Sing you song Sweet Music Man! Cause I'll be there to tap my foot like I used to I'll sing with you! Now the songs you've sung to so many people Have all begun to come back on you! So sing your songs Sweet Music Man Don't go makin' your living doin' one night strands Let me prove to you - You're still a hellava singer powerful man I'm always one last fan you can sing to! CHORUS So sing your song Sweet Music Man - I believe in you ..