BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND BABY.. I PRESENT YOU WITH
THE SOURCE OF MANY FLAMES

Straight from the Nederlander Theatre..
Adam Pascal sings...
ONE SHOW, ONLY
(to the tune of "one song, glory")
(aka- what adam's REALLY thinking when he sings 
"one song, glory")

One show
Only 
One show 
To which I’ll go
Only
One day that I will work

Lurk, to one show
One matinee
Only
Past the Nederlander Theatre
Where groupies like to sleep all
day

One show
With all the girls at my feet
Only
‘Cause I really need the money
The money

It’s only
Because I’m saving my voice
One show
Before the week ends
Only- Now that Marcy’s on each day-

That's it- I quit
Only- One show’s my only
One show’s my only-Only

It’s Only
Just a matter of time
Before Norbert becomes Roger
Wait-they’ll pull “a Yaz”

It’s 
One show
A show that’s wasting my time
Only
‘Cause I wanna play with my band
With my band

It’s
The one show
That has a part I can hold
Only
‘Cause I’m screaming

One show
To redeem my washed up life
That's it- 
And girls will cry from the east coast I'm sure-
I quit

Note: not based on actual fact.. it just sounds like it is..

Beyond the Cheap Colored Lights