Brian: Wassup this is the B-rokster Brian
AJ: Hey hey this is AJ
Kevin:Wassup wassup this is Kev
Nick: Hey this is Nick
Howie: Como estas this is Howie D.
Justin: What up dawgz dis is Justin
AJ: What the fudge are you doing here
Justin: Dis is my christmas special. See a Justin Timberlake Christmas
AJ: You illiterate folks, that says a backstreet boys christmas special
Justin: Ju are a fagget dat says a Justin Timberlake Christmas
(AJ pulls out a 44 magnum and kills Justin)
AJ: Nobody calls me a fagget and gets away with it.
Kevin: Dang it AJ where are we gonna hide the body
AJ: Tyke can eat it
Brian: There is no way  my dog is gonna beable to eat his fat self
AJ:Oh I'm stupid
Nick: Are you high again?
AJ:Nope I'm drunk
(AJ falls out)
Brian: Ok well ummm Nick I have something to tell you...
Nick: Wait Bri let me first. I'm gay, Howie and I have been banging each other for the past month.
Kevin: So that was what that squeeking noise was
Brian: Ok my turn now(Bri pulls out a revolver) I'm sick of all the girls falling for you and not me. I'm cuter dang it!
(Bri shoots Nick right between the eyes)
(AJ wakes up)
AJ: Nice shot man, I've been wanting to do that for a long time
Howie :Nicky oh my god you killed him
(Howie pulls out his gun, but Bri shoots first)
Kevin: Oh you just ha to kill my lover don't ya
Brian: Don't tell me you're gay to
Kevin: Nope just bi
Brian: Well we can't have any bis in the family can we
(Bri kills Kevin)
AJ: Damn you are on roll today
(Morgan enters)
Morgan: What the fudge happened here
Brian: Hey baby, just killin' the faggets
Morgan: Bri I have to tell you something... I'm...
Brian: Oh crap, you're not gay, are you
Morgan: No no, nothing like that... I'm... oh crap this is hard...I'm pregnant
Brian: Really
(Brian gets really excited and accidentally kills Morgan)
Brian: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Morgan, Brian Jounior, I have to be with them
(Brian commits suicide)
AJ: Some christmas special this turned out to be
(pulls out a flask and drinks himself to death)


						~*~*THE END*~*~