THE ART OF DRUNKEN MASTER


This song is a fun little drinking song about drinking and bar room brawling, and owning everyone in the damn room. The song title also shares 1 of the greatest martial arts movies of all time.


Sittin at the bar since quarter ta ten.
It's gettin kinda rowdy and I'm drunk again,
but some motha' fucka'z wanna push and shove.
That's why I'll give em that brass knuckle love!

3 ta 1 it seems I'll never get away.
Come on little kiddies lets dance in the alleyway.
Counter that blitz with a left right cross,
put em up punk, BEFORE YOU GET ROCKED!

Take me out,
if you can.                  (2x)
I got the power
in the palm of my hand.

Drinkin at the bar, and it's 5 past 3,
with a bottle of whiskey, yer girl, and me,
but some motha' fucka's don't like it to much.
Ya might got a good swing, to bad'll never fuckin touch.

Down for the count and i didn't even take a swing,
but that's what'cha get when yer sippin on the devil's wine.
So if ya wanna party then ya better have a ball,
cuz that's watcha get when the cops are called.

Take me out,
if you can.                   (2x)
I got the power
in the palm of my hand.

Go!

AHHHHHH!!!!!

Take me out,
if you can.                   (4x)
I got the power
in the palm of my hand.



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