This is a song that was written on the logic of lesbians. Lesbians are in porn and all that good stuff, and lesbians only like other lesbians (duh). Now if you're a dude and you call yourself a lesbian, then you can date a lesbian. It's a short funny song, but hey think about it....lesbian girls can't really object to that logic. Just remember dudes...look out for "bull dykes". word.

Oh I wish I was a lezbian,
so all the girls would go out with me.