Name: Edwin Coons

Nickname: PHAT MESS

Age: 17

Vital: 6'1" height, 321 lbs.

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Black

Location: Cheektowaga New York

Instrument Played: His stomatch, keyboard, vocals

Equipment: nuthin

Bands before Boss Tribal: Silent Insanity

Favorite Bands: Insane Clown Posse, Rob/White Zombie, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine,
                Metallica, Vision Of Disorder, Cannibal Corpse, Blink 182, Reel Big Fish,
                Garbage, Green Day, (hed)pe, Slipknot, Fear Factory, Weezer, Offspring,
                Ice Cube, Ice T, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Wu-Tang, Tool, Snapcase,
                Rancid, House Of Pain, Marylin Manson, Deftones, Pennywise, Sugar Ray, 
                Oporation Ivy, Slayer, Stabing Westward, Godsmack, 3 Below, Dropgod,
                Less Than Jake, Pietasters, The Beastie Boys, Sublime, Mexican Cession,
                Biohazard, Step Lively, Goldfinger, Major Healy, System Of A Down, 
                Static-X, STEMM, Orange 9mm, FIGURE, KITTIE, Pilfers, Korn, Zebrahead,
                Dream Theator, Powerman 5000, Sevendust, Short Of Breath, NOFX,
                Guttermouth, Adamantium
                
Famous Quote: FUCK YOU YOU UPITTY BITCH!!!!!

Edwin hales from the Cheektowaga Ghetto. His name comes from his long time friend Bobby
and also from Mark. Everyone kept kalling him PHAT MESS and the punk ass grew to like it.
This oversized maniac is the band's #1 homie and ain't affraid ta fuck someone up in the
pit now and again to crush pedy mortals. This boy helps out in a lot of ways, especially
when the band makes him do stupid shit on stage...god bless this fuckin crazy kid!!!