This song was inspired by Mark's room mate's cat. The cat's ass/litterbox stunk so damn bad it was like an atomic bomb of ass was dropped, and a mushroom cloud of herendous poo was engulfing the air. "Room mate" was changed to "Girlfriend" cuz it just sounds better. Hence a wack punk song was born.

My girlfriend's got a cat.
It's butt really stinks.
I don't know what to do,        2x
cuz it really reeks.

What's that smell commin' down the hall,
commin through the window, creepin through the wall?
Just ta go away that's all I wish,
cuz it smells like rotten tuna fish.

My girlfriend's got a cat.
It's butt really stinks.
I don't know what to do,        2x
cuz it really reeks.

Why does it got a stinky ass?
Can't it just wipe it's butt on the grass?
It just eats and sleeps and shits all day.
I'd rather have a dog here anyway.

Meow!!!!!
Wipe yer ass cat!       3x

Meow!!!!
Wipe yer ass!!!

My girlfriend's got a cat.
It's butt really stinks.
I don't know what to do,        2x
cuz it really reeks.

oh yeah...
You know what that is baby?
That's the sound of the cat, commin ta getcha'
(Meow)