Dissin' on Chewie Quotes "Come here, you big coward!" -Han "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way!?" -Princess Leia "Laugh it up, fuzzball." -Han "I'm backwards, you flea-bitten furball." -C-3PO "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -C-3PO Poor Chewie!! Detrimental Quotes to Han "Into the garbage chute, flyboy." -Princess Leia " Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" -Princess Leia "Impossible man." -C-3PO "Han, my boy, you disappoint me." -Jabba "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha fodder." -Jabba Hey, somethimes he deserved it! Dissin' on R2-D2 "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" -C-3PO "You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" -C-3PO "No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either." -C-3PO "I'm standing here in peices, and you're having delusions of grandeur." -C-3PO "Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five...to one. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time." -C-3PO A friend, this C-3PO? Look at these quotes and you be the judge! Dissin' on Luke "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -Leia "Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody." -Han "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done." -Owen Lars "Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" -Han "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." -Yoda Don't diss on Luke! He had a hard day at the farm! Dissin' on the Millennium Falcon "What a piece of junk!" -Luke "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." -Leia "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" -Leia "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." One day that ship's gonna kick some butt! And I hope I am there to see it! MORE TO COME!!!
"Laugh it up, fuzzball." -Han "I'm backwards, you flea-bitten furball." -C-3PO "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -C-3PO Poor Chewie!! Detrimental Quotes to Han "Into the garbage chute, flyboy." -Princess Leia " Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" -Princess Leia "Impossible man." -C-3PO "Han, my boy, you disappoint me." -Jabba "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha fodder." -Jabba Hey, somethimes he deserved it! Dissin' on R2-D2 "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" -C-3PO "You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" -C-3PO "No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either." -C-3PO "I'm standing here in peices, and you're having delusions of grandeur." -C-3PO "Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five...to one. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time." -C-3PO A friend, this C-3PO? Look at these quotes and you be the judge! Dissin' on Luke "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -Leia "Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody." -Han "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done." -Owen Lars "Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" -Han "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." -Yoda Don't diss on Luke! He had a hard day at the farm! Dissin' on the Millennium Falcon "What a piece of junk!" -Luke "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." -Leia "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" -Leia "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." One day that ship's gonna kick some butt! And I hope I am there to see it! MORE TO COME!!!
"Impossible man." -C-3PO "Han, my boy, you disappoint me." -Jabba "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha fodder." -Jabba Hey, somethimes he deserved it! Dissin' on R2-D2 "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" -C-3PO "You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" -C-3PO "No, I don't think he likes you at all....I don't like you either." -C-3PO "I'm standing here in peices, and you're having delusions of grandeur." -C-3PO "Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five...to one. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time." -C-3PO A friend, this C-3PO? Look at these quotes and you be the judge! Dissin' on Luke "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -Leia "Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody." -Han "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done." -Owen Lars "Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" -Han "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." -Yoda Don't diss on Luke! He had a hard day at the farm! Dissin' on the Millennium Falcon "What a piece of junk!" -Luke "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." -Leia "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" -Leia "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." One day that ship's gonna kick some butt! And I hope I am there to see it! MORE TO COME!!!
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -Leia "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." -Leia "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" -Leia "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." One day that ship's gonna kick some butt! And I hope I am there to see it! MORE TO COME!!!
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