Princess Diana------Mother Teresa------Chris Farley
Jimmy Stewart--------Brian Pillman--------John Denver
When Mike Tyson gets hungry, get out of his way!--------Marv Albert....'nough said.
Sprewell attacked his coach.-------Bret Hart turned heel.-------Ellen stepped out of the closet.
Kevin Garnett: $120 million contract------Tim Allen: T.V.'s top paid man------Bill Gates: so rich he could buy this body!
Jewel hit the big time------Bob Dylan came back, while his son Jakob, made a name for himself.
Bill Berry left R.E.M.------Hanson really really sucked
Manson led a group of acts from hell.------Aerosmith came out with Nine Lives.