THE LOAD 

I TOOK A LOAD
IN THE CAMODE
AND LIT A MATCH
AND LET IT EXPLODE
AND THEN THE TOILET BEGAN TO CORODE
AND THEN IT OVERFLOWED
ON THE WATER WE SUDDENLY RODE
AND THEN A YELLOW RIVER FLOWED
THEN THE DOORS OF THE STALL BEGAN TO UNFOLD
AND THEN THE SMELL AROSE
AND SUDDENLY THE PEOPLE FROZE
BECAUSE NONE OF THOSE LADYS AND NONE OF THOSE FELLOWS COULD BELEAVE WHAT CAME FROM MY BELLOWS
AND THEY WERE SO KEEN TO HAVE SEEN
A RIVER THAT WAS YELLOW