WEIGHT:90000lbs
SEX:LOTS(BUT DON'T TELL HIS WIFE THAT)
HEIGHT :WHO CARES BUT WHERE DID ALL THAT
FAT COME FROM
CATCH PHRASES:
"OK HILLARY I'LL JUST GO OUT AND HAVE AN AFFAIR OOPS!"
"MUNCH MUNCH YUM"
"GULP"
"LOOK! A McDONALDS!"
"HEY BABY"
SPECAL FEATURES:
HE IS REALY FAT
HE HAS PASTY WHITE THIGHS
HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO PUT STUFF OFF UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE ELECTION
DAY
FAVORITE FOODS:
HAMBURGER
CHEESE BURGER
BIG MAC
ARCH DELUXE
FRENCH FRIES
CHICKEN DELUXE
AND ANYTHING ELSE HE COULD FIT IN HIS MOUTH
GOALS:
KEEP EATING UNTIL HE IS SO FAT THAT THE JAWS OF LIFE CAN'T PULL HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE