I'M A QUACK THATS A FACT SO SHUT UP MAC AND EAT YOUR BIG MAC BECAUSE THATS THE FACT JACK
| ONLINE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDROME | THE STATE OF CONFUSION OVER WHICH PERSONALITY YOU WILL USE IN A CHAT ROOM |
| TYPING HAND | YOU COULD TELL YOU HAVE THIS ILLNESS WHEN EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING YOUR FINGERS WIGGLE AS IF TYPING |
| POP-UP DISORDER | IF YOU HAVE THIS NOT SO UNCOMMON DISORDER YOU WILL NOTICE YOURSELF POPING IN AND OUT OF CHAT ROOMS BECAUSE YOU EATHER HAVE NOTHING TO SAY OR SOMETHING TO DO |
| INTERNET SICKNESS | CAUSED FROM SLOW CONNECTIONS THIS DISEASE CAUSES A PERSON TO YELL WHY WONT THIS *&$$#^@$ THING WORK!?! IN WORSE STATES OF THIS DISEASE EAR DAMAGE MAY APEAR IN VICTEM AND THEIR FAMILY |