On second thought, J.R, I don't think you'll be making it anywhere today, son.

Now why do you say that?

I guess your Mama forgot to warn you, J.R. That drink you just gulped down is the new formula that that little tart Lucy Lewinsky has been trying out.

<----------- + + + + + Oh, darn, Mama! Now I'm in Lucy's doghouse again--- "sure as shootin'!" Boy, I just got through promising her that I would wait until our date next Friday night to try out her new recipe.

FORGET LUCY, J.R.!! Your Daddy has a new girl for you named Holly. I'm telling you, J.R, one look at Holly, and Lucy will be past history!

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Be sure to watch for the next episode:----> + + "Remember to stuff the bal- lot box for Gore tonight while you're poll-watching Aunt Bee!" Hush, Barney Fife, I won't hear such talk, not when I know your dear old Mother has always taught you to be a good Republican! __________________

'When J.R. Met Holly, Whatever Happened to Lucy Jane Lewinsky?' Featuring scenes such as this: <-------------- + + Yeah, but my Daddy taught me to pee on the Bushes!

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