As some of you may already be aware of I am in fact an alien from the planet Marcoplax in the M32 Andromeda galexy. This page is to help you identify alien and ufo problems.

Case #1- A friend of mine named Billy Bob Joe* (all names have been changed to protect the ennocent. =) Ahem. Anyways, so this Billy Bob Joe dude was sitting on his back porch with his bud Jim Bo*. It was late at night and they suddenly turned around to notice a bright ball of blue light floating in the yard next door! "Wow!" Shouts Billy Bob Joe. And with that the Blue light zips away. Billy Bob Joe and Jim Bo are both in schok. They realize that what they have just seen was in fact a UFO. Don't be fooled however. UFO simply means Unidentified Flying Object. It DOES NOT mean alien spaceship from Mars comming to kill us all. What Billy Bob Joe and Jim Bo saw is yet to be discovered for real, but is now in as a case to be solved.

case #2- Another person I know named Betty Jane Sue* was stnding on the beach with her friends. They were all drinking beer and having a great time. Suddenly a friend looks toward the sky.... "A U.F.O!!!! a UfO!!! a Uf...." he stumbles over his own feet and falls on his face. AS the drunken group looks up they notice what he had seen. It was in fact a ufo!!! To their vision they could not identify the object. The only sober person there however Mikey Boy* realized that with his non- drunk vision that this ufo was only an airplane with a lit- up banner in tote. So you see not all cases are as they appear!