This is me! I'm wearing a snake. He is very large. Mr. Snake is scarey. He will eat you for dinner. Smile! =)

This is a page slave. Work Oh page slave. Toil in the hot an frightening sun. Work work work. Do as I say Mr. Page Slave. I found this scary page slave lying around Tripod. Smile! =)

This is a spiffy penny. It looks nice, but it will kill you when you least expect it. A penny lost is a penny earned... how the hell...??? Smile! =)