THINGS THAT YOU BELIEVE ARE TRUE BUT CAN'T NECESSARILY PROVE..

Chunky shoes are the leading cause of injury among teen-agers.
The louder the jacket the slicker the carsalesman.
If you don't ask for a receipt,the ATM will cheat you.
Next season,participants won't be voted off"Survivor"-they'll be killed.
Some people who call in sick don't feel well.
Fruitcake is denser than black holes
I have won the lottery but don't know it.
Pets have favorite TV shows. It is safer to drive than to fly.
There is a link between cell-phone use and ear hair.
Short hair makes the face do too much work.
No one has ever admitted having a lousy vacation.
No matter when you leave for work,you always get there at the same time.
By the time you find greener pastures,you can't climb the fence!

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.But I repeat myself."

CUBICLE WISDOM:Work:It isn't just for sleeping any more.

After all is said and done ,usually more is said than done.

SAY IT ISN'T SO:
Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old you have to pay someone to look at you naked.

BUMPER STICKER
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Great truths about growing old.
Growing old is mandatory;growing up is optional.

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

THE QUOTES DOWN BELOW ON THIS PAGE,BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE

Creativity is allowed yourself to make mistakes.Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.

Men are like steel.When they lose their temper,they lose their worth.

Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.

Frienship is certainily the finest balm for the pangs of disappointment love.

Some are born great,some archieve greatness,and some hire public-relations writers.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Statesmen rise and fall on the smallest of actions.

It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.

Values are not trendy items that are casually traded in.

There is no shortage of good days.It is good lives that are hard to come by.

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves,some turn up their noises,and some don't turn up at all..

When you can't have what you want,it's time to start wanting what you have.

Ultimately,the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.

Misfortunes one can endure-they come from outside,they are accidents.But to suffer for one's own faults-ah,there is the sting of life.

The man whoo offers an insult wites it in sand,but for the man who receivesit,it's chiseled in bronze.

Some people will take of the hat to hard work,but not the coat.

Fond as we are of our loved ones,there comes at times during their absence an unexplainable peace.

PERFECTION is finally attained,not when tere is no longer anything to add,but when there is no longer anything to take away.

I had a terrible nightmare,I dreamed that all truths were known.

The meeting of two personalities is lke the contact of two chemical substances,if there is any reaction,both are transformed.

THe greatest artist was once a beginner.

Two things worry most people these days,one,that things may never get back to normal,and the other ,hat they have already.

It is respectable to have no illusions-and safe profitable-and dull.

The rising tide lifts all the boats.

There is always some specific moment when we became aware that our youth is gone,but,years after,we know it was much later.

A leader knows what's best to do,a manager knows merely how best to do it.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

Life is like a dog-sled team.If you ain't the lead dog,the scenery never changes.

The best time to put children to bed is whenever they'll go.

Anyone who says you can't see a thoght simply doesn't know art.

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.

He not busy being born is busy dying.

The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted..

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.

One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it..

Never date a man whose belt buckle is bigger than his head.

Happiness is a thing to be practiced like the violin.

The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.

He knows not his own strength that hath not me adversity.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question.For some reason,we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in or hometown and we can tell him.

Love is great beautifier.

If opportunity doesn't knock,build a door.

Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand.

Money talks-but credit has an echo.

When something important is going on,silence is a lie.

A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,but what you want is someone who wil take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Dreams and dedication are a powerful combination.

Solitude is a good place to viset but a poor place to stay.

Reflect upon your presentblessings-of which every man ha many-not on your past misfortunes,of which all men have some.

High expectations are the key to everything.

Remembering is a dream that comes in waves. An invasion of armies can be resisted,but not an idea whose time has come.

Better to ask twice than to lose your way once.

Election year is that period when politicians get free speech mixed upp with cheap talk.

No one ever excused his wayto success.

The miracle is this-the more we share,the more we have.

If you wait,all that happens is that you get older.

Money changes people just as often as it changes hands.

Spoon-feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never a convenient time for amy of them.

The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.

Men are men before they are lawyers,or physicians,or merchants, or manufactures, and if you make them capable and sensible men,they will make themselves capable and sensible lawyers or physicians.

All art,like all love,is rooted in heartache.

The most efficient labor-savings device is still money.

Lord,where we are wrong, make us willing to change,where we are right,make us easy to live with.

A grownup is a child with layers on.

My test of a good novel is dreading to begin the last chapter.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday-and they're positive they can get one more brushful of paint out of an empty can.

No one beneath you can offend you.No one your equal would.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

Give every man thy ear but thy voice.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Wit is educated insolence.

It's a lot better to hope than not to.

When you fall in a river,you're no longer a fisherman,you're a swimmer.

The bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies probably because they are generally the same people.

Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.

It is a dammed poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.

The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music.Bodies never lie.

Humor is a spontaneous,wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes.It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

We have war when at least one of the parties to a conflict wants something more than it wants peace.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog,for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

The only thing that ever sat is to be critical than to be correct.

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

A different language is a different vision of life.

These days,the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher.

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish.You spoil it with too much poking.

In the coldest February,as in every other month in every other year,the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent.Just common sense and love will do.

When you are a mother,you are never really alone in your thoughts.A mother always has to think twice once for herself and once for her child.

One never realizes how much and how little he knows until he starts talking.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

The pioneers cleared the forests from Jamestown to the Mississippi with fewer tools than are stored in the typical modern garage.

Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.

One of the advantages of pure congregational singing is that you can join in whether you have a voice or not.The disadvantage is that your neighbor can do the same.

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.

None are so empty to those who are full of themselves.

Determine that the thing can and shall be done,and then we shall find the way.