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The South Park Banner Exchange

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Member of USA HyperBanner SOUTH PARK SOUNDS (Sounds by Tim Barco )

" Mr. Garrison seriously I have to go now. I don't know Kyle did you ask Mr. hat...I don't want to ask Mr. hat, I'm asking you. Well I think you should ask Mr. Hat. Mr. Hat may I please be excused from class? Well Kyle NO, YOU HEAR ME! YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

"Did they give you an anal probe? What's an anal probe? It's when theystick this big metal hoopajoo . They gaveyou an anal probe Cartman? No, I mean, why wouldthey do that? They did didn't they, aliensstuck stuff ! Anal probe. Shutup dildo!"

"Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger! Shut up fatass I don't even like her! I'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up everytime she talks to you. I do not!...Maybe you can kiss her, or slip her the tongue, (Kenny mumbles)...What, how do you know she has a cat?"

"Oh my God!! They killed Kenny! You Bastards!!"

"That there is a Rocky Mountain Black Bear, one of the few remaining of its kind...Isn't it beautiful? My God it's coming right for us!"

"Yes Kenny, what is it? Kenny mumbles...I thought you just came from the bathroom...Mumbles frantically"...Mr. Garrison talks about Terrence and Phillip while Kenny has explosive diarrhea."

"Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass I'd be like HEY why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!"

"It's just a stupid pig. Yeah, Quit being such a baby. BABY!! At least I don't get my ass kicked by a girl! At least I'm not a little pig f***er. Heh! I'm taking my pig and... Screw you guys. I'm going home. This whole idea is stupid anyway. What the hell would you know you fat, sweaty Mongoloid, you never get higher than a D. Why don't you go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews! There's no Jews in San Francisco you retard! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!"

"And the President responded to the incident by saying, 'screw those commie bastards and their little woosie space station."

"Hey Kenny are you gonna eat your pudding? (Cartman pretending to be Kenny) No Eric go ahead and take my pudding if you like. Why thank you Kenny how nice of you."

"Hey all of a sudden my costume is pretty bad ass huh. Dude dressing up like Hitler is not bad ass. You're just jealous, why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie! Wookies don't live on Endor! (Cartman mocking him) Wookies don't live on Endor! Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crach Magazine!"

"We're terribly sorry for the mixup little boy, we'll get you back home immediately. That's right you will goddammit! Move it povs I'm an American!"

Cartman singing the Bitch song (edited version, much better)

Kyle's entire song about being a Jew on Christmas (Ultimate Exclusive)

"Dude sick! Is this some kind of Jewish tradition? (Kenny mumbling) that is the sickest thing I have ever f***ing seen!"

Cartman goes crazy and cancels the party because Kyle didn't get him the Red Mega Man