I made a million by the time I was ten
I wrote a love song to a rat named Ben
And then I got a nosejob
And changed my chin, and made my skin light
Look me in the face and tell me if you think I'm black or white
I'm still a virgin and I'm thirty three
Not even Madonna won't have sex with me
I play with little animals
And hang out with Macauly all night
And if that's not strange enough
I don't know wheather I'm black or white
Am I black or white? You tell me
We don't know
Black or white, I don't know
We don't know
Black or white, you tell me


(Then the actor [Tommy Davidson] goes and starts imitating Michael 
and he bashes the windows and instead of grabbing his crotch he
 grabs his inner thigh and he is causing a commotion until a
 police officer comes and the fake Michael says, "Uh-what?
  Officer whats happening?"  Then the officer says, "You're under 
arrest." Then the fake Michael goes, "Well, I guess I am black.")