Aarons are  dependable and talented

Allens are preppy

Alexes like porno, usually hot in a skater kinda way

Everyone has an Andy

Bens are the smart, silent type

Bills are the ones everyone chases and  no one gets to keep

Bob is the universal name

Brads are too hard

Bretts are shy and clumsy

Brians usually have only one good feature (but I haven't quite found it yet)


Calebs never grow up

Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs

Chads are hot, quiet, but interesting once you get inside

Charlies are walking sex

Chris' are undefined adn should remain so

Dans are thick

Daves are impossible to get over

Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts

Devons are destined for trouble

Doug is the nice guy that repulses you

Eddies are fast

Erics are forgettable

Ethans smell

Franks and Tonys are Italien stallions

Fred is in the chess club

Fredericks could be snotty

Garys are  gross Nazis

Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems

Gerolds are cute and like Radhas

Glens are either short, or intelligent

Gregs are bizzare

Intial name guys are cool

Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive

James' are egotistical

Jamies are shy but cuddly

Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread

Jasons are fun loving and handsome

Jeffs are lost puppies, although, they are adorable

Jeremys  are a tad fruity

Jimmys are sweet and sexy

Joes are awkward, shy guys in first date situations

Joels are frustrated and tend to hang out with Nelsons

It's hard to stand out if your name is John

Joshes are romantic back-stabbers

Justins mess with your mind

Kevins have swanky hair

Keith is built, but dry and annoying.  It's like dating a broom.

Kens just don't measure up

Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks

Kyles are horny bastards

There is always something wrong with a Kurt

Leonards are avid bug collectors

Lesters are molesters

Lonnies are nasty

Marcus' are players

Marks are 'touchy'

Martins have a strange sense of humour

Matts are queer - one T or two

Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys, but are usually nice

Nates are cocky for a reason

Nelsons are home-schooled

Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body

Owens have large families, and drive fast

Patricks are also incredibly sexy

Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness

Peters are stalkers

Phils are sensitive, but geeky

Philips ar emore geeky, but equally sensitive

Rays are players but majorly hot

Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies

Richard - Dick, need I say more?

Rickies are very sensitive, cute, and charming

Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap

Robins are tormented

Rons are into pasta

Roys are so childish

Ryans are never appreciated

Sams just like sex

Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news

Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations

Shanes are shady

Simons are thin

Steves are extremes (usually incredibly good looking/incredibly sad)

Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile

Timothys like to be mommied

Todds are sweet, sporty guys

Toms are nerdy, but poetic.  They have that inner something.

Tommys are way too possesive and need to get a life!

Travis' are dumb jocks

Tylers are genetically small

Tysons are high on themselves

Vances are good conversationalists

Wesleys are romantic

Williams are fat

Zacks are good looking