* Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and then sneeze them out.

 * Use  your mastercard to pay your visa, and vice versa.

 * Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

 * When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

 * Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

 * Dance naked in front of your pets.

 * Fill out your tax forms using roman numerals.

 * Put your toddler's clothes in backwards abd send them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

 * Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
 
 * Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

 * Tattoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead.

 * Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return it the next day.

 * Buy a subscription of "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.

 * Pay your electric bill in pennies.

 * Drive to work in reverse.

 * Find out a frog in a blender really looks like.

 * Tell your boss to "Blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

 * Sit naked on a shelled, hard boiled egg.

 * Polish your car with ear wax.

 * Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

 * Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
 
 * Braid the hairs in each nostril.

 * Write a short story using alphabet soup.

 * Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

 * Make upa language and ask people for directions.

 * Replace the filling of a jelly donut with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.