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*you go around school screaming at everyone to give you the moon sceptar.

*you wonder why you dont have a moon on your forhead.

*you wonder why your blood isnt green like neflites

*you admire long blonds blacks greens....

*you have a total theory on how the teachers serve the negaverse.

*you know who would win a fight against sailor scouts and power rangers

*you just know the 3 generals are really the hanson brothers out to get negaenergy from their fans

*you shake your cat sencless knowing it will talk to you

*you yell at your cat for not giving you the anser to a pop quiz

*every other word out of your mouth is moon

*you look for a tall dark black haired 18 year old guy

*you look for the moon kingdom on the moon every full moon YOU CRY EVERY TIME THE EPISODE IS OVER

*you call your english teacher miss haruna

•You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.

•You name your cats Luna and Artemis.

•You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Parmolive Bubble Blast!".

•You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".

•You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.

•You tear apart a perfectly good floppy disk, just so you can throw the little round disk inside, around the room, while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!".

•You're working with Lotus 1-2-3 and just before hitting the enter key you shout "Spreadsheet Calculating Activation!".

•You buy a lathe purely for the purpose of making a 'quality' moon wand.

•You ask the people at Jergens' Jewellers for the Silver Moon Crystal.

•During a thuderstorm you keep shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash!".

•You start taking the scouts into account while drawing up your plans for world domination.

•While in chemistry class you decide to design safety goggles that look just like Darien's mask.

•While watching a videotape, when it gets to a commercial, you yell "Fast Forward Activation!"

•You have long arduos debates about whether or not there is a Sailor Scout for that possible tenth planet, Khyron.

•While having dinner at an Italian restaurant, you think you see Serena, out of the corner of your eye. After checking, it turns out it was just a waiter carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

•The electricity goes out, you light a match and shout "Mars Fire Ignite!"

•You get one of those little bubble toys and blow bubbles at people while shouting "Mercury Bubbles Blast!"

•Seeing a thermometer freaks you out! Because it has mercury in it, and you can't stop thinking that it's Amy's Blood!

•You spend hours scrutinizing your forehead to see if you might have a Moon symbol on it.

•Your dream wedding dress looks exactly like the Moon Princess's dress.

•Even your parrot knows the theme song by heart.

•You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping of the show.

•You do Sailor Scout poses to warm up for your aerobics classes.

•You have an official Sailor Moon pillow, and you're 26 years old!

•You buy a new ZIP disk drive, just so you have a place to store all of the Sailor Moon pictures and sound clips you have downloaded.

•You spend evenings at your local Mensa group, seeking a girl named Amy.

•Everyone looks at you for yelling "Mars.. fire.. Ignite!" right before the artificial volcano errupts at the Mirage hotel in Las Vegas.

•You strap an antenna to your head and stand outside during thunderstorms with your arms crossed over your head, hoping to be struck by lightning.

•You try and shut people up by blessing a Post-It and sticking it to thier head.

•You set up a .wav file to play Serena's transformation music whenever your computer reboots.

•You run around screaming "Moon Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.

•Everytime a new establishment opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of the Nega-verse.

•You take a look at your life... and decide you should be more like Serena.

•You go down to your local arcade to attempt to contact Central Command.

•You sing the theme song in the shower.

•Your day starts with you glued to the screen for thirty minutes shouting obscenities at the villians. And anyone who dares to disturb your viewing gets bubbles blown in their face.

•On weekends you watch two episodes from previous weeks to avoid withdrawl symptoms.

•A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting "Jupiter ThunderClap Zap!".

•You carry a hard-plastic rose in your jacket... just in case.

•Your friends start talking about something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would Zoisite do in this situation...?".

•No one is looking, you sit down in front of the fireplace and attempt to ask the spirits some questions.

•You get a crecent moon tattooed on your forehead.

•You are depressed that your cat has never started talking and offered you mystical powers.

•In even a minor crisis, you hear that Tuxedo-mask guitar riff.

•'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now : 1) Eat your vegetables every day. 2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago. 3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V. 4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes. 5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury. •You can't seem to ever get the theme song out of your head (even in your dreams).

•You almost got fired cause your boss came by while you were writing a 15 page post to alt.fan.sailor-moon.

•You aspire to be Tuxedo Mask but end up being Tuxedo Melvin!

•You see too many similarities between you and Serena.

•You start talking like a valley girl for no particular reason.

•You have a rabbit named Usagi.

•You shout "Mercury! Calculus! Integration!" in math class.

•You turn on the Cartoon Network to see Popeye the Sailor Scout. (hmmm... how would that go? *sing* "I'm Popeye the Saaaiiilor Scoooout.....").

•You wish you were a 14 year old in Tokyo, going to Crossroads Junior High School.

•You can't eat Spaghetti and Meatballs, without breaking out laughing!

•While using your word processor, you shout "Spell Checking Activation!" or "File Saving Power!".

•You nickname your computer Amy.

•You take an old doorknob and pretend it's your very own Imperium Silver Crystal.

•You are hungry, and you wish Lita could come over to your place and cook for you.

•You petition your local school board to introduce sailor-schoolgirl uniforms.

•You only get 31 points on your test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.

•Your parents say 'go get a job', and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an arcade..."

•You are looking for a date, but are only interested in girls who have long blonde hair and always wear a red ribbon in it.

•For no good reason, you run around giving speeches, followed by silly gestures and ending with, "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!".

•Your two big thrills during the day are watching Sailor Moon and reading the alt.fan.sailor-moon newsgroup.

•You sit in class and wish that you could be at home playing with your Sailor Moon dolls.

•You are stuck on school homework, and you wish you had Amy's phone number or Email address.

•You feel embarrased, you picture yourself with a "teardrop" on the back of your head.

•You watch copies of Sailor Moon over and over and over... •You make a tape of the Sailor Moon songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'My Only Love' and cheer at the end of 'Carry On', out loud on the bus!

•Your notebooks have more Sailor Moon doodles than notes!

•Your friend who is ALSO a Sailor Moon freak says, "I think YOU've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".

•You're disecting cats in Anatomy class and you can't stop thinking of of Luna and Artimus.

•You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.

•You tie a small penlight to your index finger and shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash".

•You buy a copy of every show ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide that your new makeshift 24- hour Sailor Moon channel is all that you need to live.

•You start wondering if Sailor Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life on the moon.

•You get into a fist fight, but before your first swing you take the time to say..."In the name of the Moon, I will punish you.".

•You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show. Yellow = SailorMoon Red = SailorMars Blue = SailorMercury Orange = SailorVenus Green = SailorJupiter Brown = Tuxedo Mask -And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).

•You kidnap your neighbors black cat, and paint a crescent moon symbol on its forehead.

•You think that, with practice, you too will be able to jump 18 feet into the air.

•You cut five inches off your (already)mini skirt, just so you can dress more like the Sailor Scouts.

•You can't pick up a rose without having the temptation to throw it at someone.

•You get caught in Wal-Mart buying Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like, "It's for my little sister/daughter/niece...".

•You sell everything you have, and move to Japan. In hopes of finding the Sailor Scouts.

•Someone tells you, "You act,look,or sound, just like Sailor Moon". AND you take it as a Compliment!

•Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her.

•Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her. AND SHE's RIGHT!

•You steal hairbands from your sister and throw them at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"

•You are attacked by an intruder while sitting at your computer, so you grab your mousepad and throw it at him while yelling "Moon Mousepad Magic!".

•You develop a sudden attraction to girls with blue hair.

•You set your house on fire, in hopes that the spirits will talk to you.

•You see your mom, who looks exhausted, and wonder if her energy has been drained.

•You get the reference to all of these.

•You make a "You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When..." web page!

•You've been watching too much Sailor Moon??? There's no such thing as watching too much Sailor Moon!!!

•You hang upside-down from your feet, in an attempt to stretch your legs. So you can look more like Sailor Jupiter.

•You'd rather watch a repeat episode of 'Sailor Moon', than watch a new episode of 'Friends'.

•You consider having plastic surgery done, so you can look more like Raye. (note: This only applies to Michael Jackson:)

•You can sing along to the Japanese theme song, and you don't even know Japanese!

•You are reading this web page!

•You have come back to read this web page more than once!

•You dress in blue, dye your hair blue, and wear blue contacts, just to be as cute & cool as Amy.

•You take a watergun to school, and shoot people while yelling "Shine Aqua Illusion". When your gun is confiscated your excuse is... "I am Sailor Mercury!"

•You submit a request to the people in charge of the local bell tower that it should play Alan's flute song as part of it's noon repitoire.

•You use Sailor Moon posters as your wall paper in your room.

•You call up every toy store in town, asking if they have a floating Luna ball.

•Just before a test you stand up, point at the test paper and shout, "On behalf of the moon, I will take this test!"

•You like Sailor Mercury so much, you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths.

•You voluntarily go around calling yourself "Muffin".

•You decide where to go for vacation, based on whether or not they might sell Sailor Moon merchandise there.

•You carry around a bunny backpack.

•You can get up at 5:30 am to watch Sailor Moon, but can't get to a 1:00pm class on time.

•You grab a car key and start yelling at it to take you back to the time of the moon kingdom.

•You cut your hair short and dye it blue, in hopes that it will make you smarter.

•You start thinking of which one of your friends is most like one of the Sailor Scouts.

•You start saying "Sail..." and your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've* been about to say something like: "Sailing sounds like something that I might like to do sometime."

•As you are writing down the word "determination" you realize that Mina's name is hidden inside it.

•Instead of liking Fridays(like everyone else) because the week is finally over. You hate them! Bacause it means no Sailor Moon for TWO WHOLE DAYS!

•You change your DOS prompt to read "C:\>Type here, Meatball-head!"

•You get personalized license plates that say something like "SLR MOON", "SLR MARS", "TUX MASK".

•You try to suppress "bad" emotions so that you don't help out the negaverse.

•You look up at the night sky and see the moon, and you can't help but think of Serena.

•You see a blue Mercury(car) driving down the street and wonder if Amy could have designed it.

•You try to picture what married life will be like with your fiance, But all you can imagine is what life would be like married to Serena.

•You try to convince your Internet System Administrator, that your email address should be changed to "princess@moon.kingdom.com".

•One morning when you don't want to go to school so early, you go outside and yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!". In hopes that the insuing fog will cause a two hour delay.

•You take classes to learn Japanese, just so you can watch the original Japanese episodes of Sailor Moon.

•Your friends and family ask you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your Sailor Moon 'fascination'.

•You wish that you were an anime character, so that you could meet the Sailor Scouts face to face.

•You go out and buy a black cat and name it Luna.

•You celebrate the Scout's birthdays.

•You suddenly become suspicious of any store offering huge discounts, believing it to be a Negaverse trap.

•While in Astronomy class, you are asked "What are the two closest planets to the sun?". And without hesitation you answer... "Amy and Mina".

•You start to think about... anything. And it always seems to turn into something to do with Sailor Moon.

•You try to diagram the scouts' speeches in English class.

•You refuse to join an exercise club for fear that Jadeite might actually be behind it.

•It's the only reason you get up in the morning!

•You constantly pester your boyfriend to where a Tuxedo. So you can fantasize he's actually Tuxedo Mask.

•While watching a concert, you suspect all the flute players are aliens summoning cardians.

•You nearly break down and cry, when your alarm doesn't go off, and you miss an episode of Sailor Moon.

•You've actually done some of these!

•You hang your Sailor Moon doll from your cars rearview mirror.

•You only have muffins for breakfast.

•Everytime you write a 4, it ends up looking like Lita's symbol.

•While playing a card game, you suddenly throw down a card and say "Cardian King of Spades, come forth!"

•The Sailor Moon FAQ is your bible.

•Your e-mails 'signature' file, quotes Sailor Moon episodes.

•To get a boyfriend, you try pointing your finger at him and saying "Venus Love Chain Encircle".

•Your laughter begins to sound just like Serena's in 'Sailor Moon Says'.

•In crowded places you start to sing the Sailor Moon theme song, in hopes of finding a fellow Moonie in the crowd.

•You know what a "Moonie" is.

•You ARE a Moonie!

•You are constantly trying to recruit people into watching Sailor Moon.

•You start to act like Serena -always late for school, never doing homework, crying all the time.

•You collect all of the Sailor Moon trading cards.

•You print out this whole "You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When" page, to show it to your friends...

•You plan on naming your first child "Serena".

•You spend hours watching Sailor Moon, frame by frame. In an attempt to learn all of Sailor Moons hand movements.

•You talk and the words don't syncronize with your lips.

•You plant a rose garden, in hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.

•You actually *wake up* when your (oh-so captivating) chemistry teacher starts talking about Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium and how they were named after the respective planets.

•You sign the online petition to keep Sailor Moon on the air. http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/sos/

•You sit down and write a hand written letter, to help keep Sailor Moon on the air.

•You've developed Serena's "Sloth-like sleeping habits", and are proud of it.

•You would rather have the Silver Imperium Crystal, than all the diamonds in the world.

•You apply for a job as a writer in Japan because a couple of people liked your Sailor Moon fan-fiction story.

•You lose sleep over whether or not Serena and Darien are going to get back together.

•You see a Ferrari and wonder if it's Neflyte driving.

•You're in the summer olympics as a discus thrower, and your secret weapon is... saying "Moon Tiara Magic!" as you make your throw.

•You suggest Sailor Moon to be the theme for your next dance.

•You wear red star earrings, just like Rayes.

•That guy you can't stand suddenly becomes irresistible all of a sudden just because he called you "Meatball head".

•You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the very first time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When!"

•You start calling a girl you like "Meatball head", saying things like "Are you stupid or just plain lazy?" or "I'm not worried, I know your gonna fail" because you KNOW this is the way to win her heart.

•You purposely don't study for your math final because now that you've put Nephlyte's 'evil' power symbol on your calculator, you KNOW you're gonna kick some serious mathematical butt! (consequences, schmonsequences)

•You overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Sailor Moon" every third word.

•You try to grow a Doom tree.

•You spend hours looking at the moon, through your telescope, looking for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.

•Whenever your friends need help, all you do is stand there, shout out Tuxedo Mask's/Moonlight Knight's inspirational speeches and then leave.

•When shopping for clothes, you ask yourself "Now what would Darien wear?".

•You shell out seven bucks for a poster of the solar system because it has the symbols for all the planets on it.

•You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins and weight gain bars.

•You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.

•You are known in school as "The Sailor Moon Weirdo".

•You make your own Sailor Moon web site.

•You do extensive research on the aerodynamics of a tiara.

•You actually begin to like Molly's and Catsy's voices.

•You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Disguise Power! Turn me into a beautiful princess!".

•You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.

•Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy" and you can't get over the thought that he might be from the negaverse.

•You can fit Sailor Moon into ANY conversation.

•You have dreams about Sailor Moon.

•You can name any episode title from the number or vice-versa instantly.

•You have every episode on tape.

•You carry around a mini tape recorder and play Tuxedo Mask's theme music whenever you enter a room.

•You check the yellow pages, looking for the local Shinto Temple.

•Your Mother is constantly threatening to break your Sailor Moon CD because you play it too much.

•You join the navy just so you can dress like a Sailor.

•Before booting up your computer you say, "Moon computer Power!".

•You have to move to another city, and your main concern is, 'Will the local TV stations play Sailor Moon?!'.

•While driving a car, everytime you turn on the headlights, you shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!".

•You single handedly try to bring all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to form a SaveOurSailers letter writing campaign.

•You spend more money on Sailor Moon merchandise, than you do on food.

•Everytime you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoisite.

•You are afraid that your math teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math class.

•You can name off all of the Sailor Scouts, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.

•While reading Shakespeare's 'King Lear' in english class, you see the line "It is the stars. The stars above us govern our condition." And you wonder how Shakespeare knew Nephlyte.

•You want to join the Shinto religion, in hopes that you'll be able to 'read fire', like Raye.

•You try to talk your girlfriend into letting her hair grow 5 feet long, and doing it up in 'Serena style'.

•You are a Master of Sailor Moon Trivia.

•You talk to your cats, and you think they talk back.

•On a hot day, you go outside and shout "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"

•You're watching a lunar eclipse, and you are worried that Serena might loose her powers.

•You try training your cat to do somersaults. In hopes of getting a magical item.

•You get really excited that one of your YKYWTMSMWs made it onto this list.

•You draw spirals on the lenses of your glasses, in hopes it will make you smarter.

•While purchasing Sailor Moon items the sales-clerk asks "Oh, Is this for you're little sister?" and all you can do is stare blankly as if you didn't understand the question.

•You try to figure out how to tell friends and family that the name you gave your white colored cat just isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Artemis.

•You get a big static shock from your tv-set. And you are convinced it's Sailor Jupiter trying to get out!

•You take the time to write e-mail to STARFOX@bright.net to send possible suggestions for this page.

•Your parents tell you that you can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.

•You really wish that you had one of the Sailor Scouts powers so you can scare off the bully at school.

•You have been called to the school counseling office and they ask you if you are really stressed out, cause you have been known to scream Sailor Moon sayings at people when you are mad.

•Your favorite candy bar is the Mars Bar

•You really want a Tiara so you can look like Sailor Moon.

•You would actually wear a Tiara in public.

•Someone calls you a Sailor Moon Freak, and you take it as a compliment.

•You use this YKYWTMSMW web page as a check list. To see just how much of a Sailor Moon Freak you are.

•You have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into Sailor Moon fans.

•You decide that if Sailor Moon goes off the air you will move to Japan.

•You have Sailor Moon sheets on your bed.

•Instead of yelling obscenities, when you are mad at someone. You call them "Spore!" or "Fungus!".

•You talk to video games at your local arcade. Trying to make them believe you're really Luna. ie:"This is Luna. password: Kitty stalks by moonlight."

•You take it upon yourself to create a Sailor Moon board game.

•You play with dolls of the Sailor Scouts.

•You start renaming all of your friends after different Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or not.

•The only reason you go on-line, is to view Sailor Moon web sites.

•You wear a Moon Princess dress to your prom.

•You wear a cape, top-hat, and carry a rose to your prom.

•You can play Alan's flute music on your own flute.

•You dream of Darien, instead of your boyfriend.

•You dream about one of the Scouts, instead of your girlfriend.

•You attempt to 'transform', whenever someone picks on you.

•You try to put out fires by yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"

•You go to school dressed like a Sailor Scout. But are sent home because you look too: a: silly b: sexy c: psycho d: all of the above

•You can quote Serena's entire speech to Molly about how evil Maxfield Stanton is...in one breath. And often do..shamelessly in public places.

•You throw birthday parties for each Sailor Scout.

•You sit in Trig class and write Sailor Moon fanfiction stories instead of learning about the Law of Sines.

•Whenever you turn on a light, you shout "Light...bulb...ILLUMINATION!!!"

•You get angry because your YKYWTMSMW contribution didn't get posted on this page.

•Someone calls you meatball head and you take it as a compliment.

•You learn to carve so you can make your own Moon Wand.

•You learn to cut glass so you can make an Emperial Moon Crystal to put on your Moon Wand.

•You use your Moon Wand to try to heal anyone in your class you think might have been turned evil by the Negaverse.

•You plan on trying to become an astronaut. Just so you can travel to the moon and search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.

•You have made a shrine to one of the Scouts.

•When in french class, you hear someone say the french word for March, which is Mars. And you lift your head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Raye wasn't really the topic.

•You start calling good looking guys "hunkmiesters".

•You can't figure out why the roses you just bought, won't stick in the wall when you throw them.

•There's no Sailor Moon video game in your local arcade, so instead you play 'Street Fighter Alpha 2' using the character 'Sakura' so you can pretend she's Sailor Moon.

•Instead of getting Sailor Moon withdraw symptoms on just the weekends, you get them on weekdays too. They start about 1 hour after you finish watching the days episode.

•You fail a test at school because you can't concentrate on anything except Sailor Moon, and you don't even care because it makes you more like Serena.

•You call 1-800-378-LUNA and join that kinda-lame Sailor Moon Fan Club, just so you can tell everyone that you are a member of the club and they aren't.

•You are dishing out Lots of Money, to get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon.

•You see a Trix cereal commercial and your first thought is "The lemonney lemons look like crescent moons."

•It no longer bothers you that you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.

•You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.

•You buy those little pink sugar hearts candies, and then throw them at people while yelling "PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!".

•Once every week, you do a search for "Sailor Moon" on one of the net search engines. Just to keep up on the constantly growing number of Sailor Moon web sites.

•You are extremely jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to be named, Darien, Serena, Ray, Amy, Mina, or Lita.

•On a bad hair day, you grab a pen and shout "Disguise Power! Make my hair short and stylish!". Who needs a salon, when you have the pen?

•If the power goes out, you sit and pray that it will come back on in time for your VCR to tape Sailor Moon.

•You are banned from Toys R Us for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus dolls are coming in.

•You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.

•You've decided not to go to the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't teach Japanese there.

•You decide there has to be a way to get to a parrallel universe where Sailor Moon exists and you're going to be the one to find it!

•You force the guy at Blockbuster Music to order the Sailor Moon soundtrack even though he first assured you it didn't exist.

•You are leaving on vacation for a week. So you ask a friend to pick up your mail, water the plants, etc... and OFCOURSE tape Sailor Moon for you.

•You wont play cards anymore, because you keep having visions of cardians jumping out of them and attacking you.

•Your physics term paper is on the aerodynamic properties of roses.

•Every time you go into an arcade, the first thing you do is look for the new Sailor-V game.

•While at a school dance when some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by throwing the rose on your lapel at him.

•Your ideal wife would be one of the Scouts.

•Your ideal husband would be Tuxedo Mask.

•You try to cure your hiccups by saying "Moon Healing Activation". note:I actually tried this the other night. Though it didn't work too well for me. It came out as "Moon Healing Acti(hic)vation"

•You're a total clutz and everyone makes fun of you for it. But, you don't mind because it makes you feel more like Serena.

•You buy Sailor Moon video game cartridges from Japan, but can't play them right because you can't read Japanese. And yet you still love to play them.

•You realize that your video game controller is shaped just like a crescent moon.

•It seems like your computer is on 24 hours a day because you are continually downloading Sailor Moon files.

•Any time the slightest thing goes wrong, you sit down and start to cry like Serena "WAAAAAAHHHHH!"

•You mail order the Sailor Moon playing cards, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs more than the cards themselves.

•Every night before a big test, you go to an observatory and consult the stars for the answers.

•You place a personal ad in the paper. 24 year old single male seeks young woman that has short blue hair and is good with computers.

•You get a job as a janitor at DIC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the DIC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can. In preparation for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailor Moon.

•You find yourself saying "As if!" constantly.

•You join the GirlScouts, just so you can call yourself a SCOUT! HEY IF YOU REACHED THE BOTTEM OF THE PAGE! YOU ARE EITHER A REALLY FAST READER OR YOU ARE EXTREAMLY OBSSESED.