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A Disclaimer For Your Sake & Mine |
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The content of this site is not for everyone. Anyone offended by ideas, words or concepts should go elsewhere. Those with a balanced view of the world and a sense of humor to appreciate its folly may enter forewarned. These pages contain sarcasm, parody, and irony. Some are just plain silly. Many are inspired by real people, real events, real greed and the all too painful spectacle of human arrogance. Mirrors are they, of the world as the way I see it. The Way I See It:: The world is full of people who are easily divided into three categories. There are the feeble-minded simpletons, addle-pated folk who bumble about gnawing on nutty bars and picking their toes while sitting on the front porch and humming My Way. One small step up the ladder, are the stupid people. These are the ones who know better, yet still get their heads stuck in sewer pipes, pay to see live wrestling, and honk excitedly at women as they drive by. Finally we get to the intelligent few. This small group is easily recognizable by the furrowed brow, impatient air, and slight dint of perspiration on the neck. IGNORANCE After watching Gladiator, while walking to my car, I heard one person say, "All it was about was killing people and cutting heads off!" This is an ignorant person. In time, this person may learn to see the plot, which was about loyalty, honesty, and courage. Let's all hope so. STUPIDITY While watching Twister, you will notice a cow float by in a tornado from one side of your screen to the other; in a few seconds, that same cow crosses the screen again. In the theatre, this caused the lady behind me to note, "Look, there's a cow!" She didn't notice the first time!?! This is a stupid person who wasted $7.00 by not paying attention, and helped to detract from my own personal viewing experience in the first place. INTELLIGENCE Intelligence is knowing the difference between your ass and where you're going. It's knowing the difference between the two italicized words in the last sentence. And it's knowing when to add DISCLAIMER so those with no sense of humor can't sue me for the $2.03 I have to my name. |
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©1998-2000 Michael Bailey.
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photos; poems and stories; and satire and parodies which incorporate images and sounds easily
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