Everything I Need To Know I Learned
From Watching South Park, The Movie
The only thing worse than having a picture taken while you sleep
of your roommate's dick in your mouth is a public execution at a USO show.
Cursing is one step away from selling handjobs for crack.
If you don't know what a rimjob is, then don't wonder aloud, because someone will tell you what it is.
Saddam Hussein can really break-dance quite well.
Conan O'Brien will stab you in the back to avoid
being labeled a traitor.
Canadians are sincerely sorry about inflicting Bryan Adams
upon the world.
Winona Ryder is the world champion of ping-pong ball perversity.
People are stupid and will blame anything for their problems except
the actual source of those problems, even if it means going to war and
killing thousands of people.
These people are your neighbors,
your family and friends, and you.
Created 4 July 1999