Your obbsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio if...
58 (and growing!) ways to tell if your obbsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio.
The ones with the little arrow ( 
) means that I have done them.
Your obbsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio if...
58 (and growing!) ways to tell if your obbsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio.
The ones with the little arrow ( ) means that I have done them.
1. You renamed your pet Billzard/Baby.
6. You have built a Leo shrine in your room.
7. Your whole room IS a Leo shrine!
8. If you don't talk about Leo for 5 minutes of recite the lines from one of his movies, your family/friends think your sick.
9. Your teachers save you Leo pictures. (Thank you Mrs. Karyvia!!)
10. You make up new works to your favorite songs that involve Leo.
12. You have a pic of Leo and Kate/Claire/Kim hugging or kissing and stare at it pretending it's you.
13. You listen to your Romeo & Juliet Volume 2 soundtrack every night just to hear Leo's voice.
14. You have memorized everytime Leo talks in R&J volume 2 soundtrack.
15. When your bored, to keep yourself amused, you stare at a Leo pic for at least 3 hours.
16. While reading your Titanic screenplay for the 20,000,000th time, you pretend that your stuck on a slab of wood with Leo on your waterbed.
17. Your Titanic/Romeo & Juliet screenplay's ink is running so you can bearally make out the words because of your tear stains. (It doesn't matter. You know all the words by heart anyway!:))
19. You memorize every word Leo says in his interviews.
20. You memorize Leo quotes just incase someone asks you a Leo question.
21. You renact scence from Titanic on your waterbed and in your pool with your dog.
22. You are ready to jump down anyone's throat that insults Leo-- you take it personally.
23. People know that they can insult you by calling Leo gay.
25. You have Leo's face outlined with a glow-in-the-dark pen so you can see him at night.
26. If any girl other than you likes Leo, you are willing to get down and dirty.
27. You have gotten down and dirty.
28. No one will admit they like Leo around you.
29. Your friends all agree that you are THE biggest Leo fan.
30. You get mad if your friends don't like Leo ("How can you not like him? Don't you at least think he's cute?!") but you get mad if they do ("How can you like him?! I am he's biggest fan! You can't apricate him! Don't even go there! You wanna fight?!")
31. You get at least 20 pics from your friends at school everyday.
35. You are up at 2:00 am writting this list.
36. You have a Leo related site/e-mail.
37. Your worst nightmare is something happening to Leo.
39. You buy 2 posters, incase something happens to one (How could that happen? No one is let within 10 ft of them!).
40. You have danced with a poster of Leo.
41. The whole town knows about your obbsession and addresses you as 'Leo Luver'.
42. You own at least 2 shirts with just Leo on them.
43. Everything you see IS Leo!!!!!!
44. Your family offers to pay for phyciatric help.
45. You have a Leo sense. You can feel the presence of anything related to Leo from across the store. (This proves useful when you can't find your mother-- she was holding a Leo magazine.
46. You worry about not recogniseing Leo in the street.
47. Your friends tell you not to worry-- "you could smell him, Michelle!" Libby!
48. You skip around your family singing "see? see! Leo is good!!!!" after he launched Titanic. They used to call him 'Leonardo DiCapichino, Leonardo DiCapitated, Leonardo DiPeperoni, you've heard it all.
49. Your every dream involves Leo in some way.
50. Every time you see a shooting star, your wish involves Leo.
51. All your stuffed toys are named Arnie, Jack, Luke, ect.
52. Every time your on the top of a mountian or at the beach, you scream "Leonardo is the King of the World!". You then wonder why people stare and laugh.
53. Everywhere you go you have to hold in the urge to shout 'Leo is King!'
54. You have had this obbsession for at least 3 years-- and your phyciatrist said it would end in a month or two.
55. You check the TV guide contsantly looking for Leo movies.
56. You sign your name in your yearbook, school books, ect. as Mrs. DiCaprio or I Love Leo.
57. You sit up at night thinking of titles for yourself (eg: Mrs. DiCaprio, Mrs. Leonardo DiCaprio, Ms. DiCaprio ect.) This is my totally origional list of obbession symptoms. You do not have my permission to remove anything from this page. Everything here I have created, and I would apprisiate it if you would not remove anything. Thanks!
If you have any ideas that you would like to add to this page, please e-mail me and I will of course give you credit. Thanks a lot!!:):)
