So you just had to find out about squickens eh? *sigh* I tried to warn you! No really...I did. Ah yes, the story of the evil squickens who are plotting to take over the world. As their name may imply to some people, they are a hybrid that resulted of a doomed love between a chicken and a squirrel. *rumages around* I used to have a picture around here somewhere *digs through more crap* eh well, guess not. *shrugs* Guess you'll have to take my word on it. Really though, image a cross between a chicken and a squirrel, pretty damn scary huh? Imagine finding one of those things standing over your bed in the middle of the night! Terrifying...I know. Right so anyways the squickens were born and multiplied and soon there was a whole damn tribe of em! After many years of warring between the squickens and the naked mole rats, they discovered that they did indeed have a common intrest. Humans. The whole stupid lot of em. Soon after this revelation treaties were made and the burrow wars ceased. The squickens and naked mole rats united together to get rid of the nasty humans. Some have speculated that our current President is a member of the squicken-naked mole rat alliance. I however find this highly unlikely. This is because both squickens and naked mole rats are by far more intelligent then ol Junior. And there you have it. Squickens. Bet you didn't know that stuff like that existed now did ya? Who said random web pages couldn't be informative! hehe. Well now you know...and remember...they're after YOU! Oh yeah, and just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you!!!