So you just had to find out about squickens eh? 
*sigh* I tried to warn you! No really...I did. 
Ah yes, the story of the evil squickens who are
plotting to take over the world. As their name 
may imply to some people, they are a hybrid that
resulted of a doomed love between a chicken and
a squirrel. *rumages around* I used to have a 
picture around here somewhere *digs through more
crap* eh well, guess not. *shrugs* Guess you'll 
have to take my word on it. Really though, image 
a cross between a chicken and a squirrel, pretty
damn scary huh? Imagine finding one of those things
standing over your bed in the middle of the night! 
Terrifying...I know. 

Right so anyways the squickens were born and multiplied
and soon there was a whole damn tribe of em! After 
many years of warring between the squickens and 
the naked mole rats, they discovered that they did
indeed have a common intrest. Humans. The whole stupid
lot of em. 

Soon after this revelation treaties were made and the 
burrow wars ceased. The squickens and naked mole rats 
united together to get rid of the nasty humans. Some
have speculated that our current President is a member 
of the squicken-naked mole rat alliance. I however 
find this highly unlikely. This is because both squickens
and naked mole rats are by far more intelligent then ol 
Junior. 

And there you have it. Squickens. Bet you didn't know
that stuff like that existed now did ya? Who said 
random web pages couldn't be informative! hehe. Well
now you know...and remember...they're after YOU! Oh 
yeah, and just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean
they aren't after you!!!