What is your main goal in life? I can answer that for you! To meet *N Sync! Now one way of doing that is catching them while they are on their bus! So in this class I would advise note taking, because your test will be chasing an *N Sync bus in a town near you! Both the University and I as the teacher will not take the blame for anyone getting hurt! The goal is to catch the bus not getting killed! So take precautions and use your brain. If I were you I would have your friend or roommate rent a big bus and you can try some of the tricks that I will give you. If you have already tried to catch a bus email me at the University and give me ideas to add. I love hearing from students. I also think any idea is good, so don't be embarrassed!

Here are a few rules to follow while chasing *N Sync busses:

1. The first thing you should do is make sure it's an *N Sync bus not a snowbird from Idaho!

2. Don't let anything get in your way! Push! Scream! Do whatever it takes!

3. Buy good shoes if you are running after the bus. You don't want to loose a shoe!

4. If you are in a car chasing the bus remember to fill up with gas before the big chase!

5. Make sure you look good! After running and sweating you might start to stink and your make-up will be smeared so be prepared with deodorant and a compact at all times.

6. Never leave home without, a camera, a pen, paper, and of course VISA Card! (You might just have to chase them on the airplane too!) Oh and a passport if they are headed into another country.

Ok now that you know the rules here are some examples of things to do to stop the bus or ways to get on the bus:

1. Have a friend jump in front of the bus so it will stop. If she gets hit that's ok, because then you can yell for *N Sync to come out and give her mouth to mouth! No wait! Once they get off the bus fall on the ground and yell for them to give YOU mouth to mouth!

2. If you are in a car, ram the bus! Then you might be able to go to court with them!

3. Ride your bike (or your horse if you are from Mississippi) up to the door of the bus and JUMP! Hopefully they will open the door.

4. Start yelling, "I love Lance! I love Lance!" I don't know how that would stop the bus, but you might get on camera! (Like the girl in *N The Mix.

5. Put on a cape like Superman and repeat to yourself 5 times, "I can fly! I can fly!!"

6. Wait on a freeway over pass for the bus. When it passes under JUMP!! That sounds dangerous! Never mind! You better not try that!

7. Tie suction cups to you hands and feet. Then when the bus is driving by jump on the side! You should stick!

8. Dress up like a wild animal and stand in the road. Since they believe in "kindness to animals" they won't hit you, but they will stop.

9. If your dad is a police officer (lucky me!) have him pull over the bus!

10. Dress up like a bum and hold a sign that says, "Orlando or bust!"

11. Rent a tour bus and follow their busses pretending to be part of their group. When people ask say you are the opening act.

12. Paint yourself maroon to blend in with the bus and duck tape yourself to the bus.

13. Hide yourself in a large suitcase with a name tag for one of the guys on it and have someone set it near their bus so you will get loaded onto the bus.

14. Get a fat person bodysuit and paint your face black and wear a STAFF t-shirt and pretend you are one of their bodyguards.

You were caught times dressed like a deer