You can be an *N SYNCologist if........

1. You know every word to ever song they ever sang and so does your whole family, because you play their cds so much.

2. Your room is covered with posters which looks like wall paper and when your dad comes in your room he starts to bow down and calls it the shrine.

3. Your mom knows all their names, birthdays, ages, and hometowns.

4. Your cousin knows all their favorite colors, drinks, and all their nicknames.

5. When you say "they or them" to your best *N SYNC buddie she knows who you are talking about with out even saying *N SYNC.

6. You spend all your money on magazines cause they have one good or picture in it of them.

7. Yor parents buy you your own VCR, because they are sick of you borrowing the family one and never putting it back.

8. Your dads sings "*N Stink has got to go" instead of "*N SYNC has got the flow."

9. You talk for hours on the phone about them to your best friend, never getting bored with it.

10. You scream everytime they are mentioned on the internet, tv, or radio.

11. Your brother wants to start a band and get a wig and ears pierced so he can have girls chase him.

12. You cry when you hear "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You" or any of their slow songs.

13. You have to get their European cd because you started to bawl when you heard "More Than A Feeling" or another song on it you hadn't heard before.

14. You constantly battle with your brother over the wallpaper on your computer. He wants Star Wars you want *N SYNC?????

15. When you read 100 facts about them in a mag, your already know them all.

16. Your brother starts humming the tune to "I Want You Back" without even realizing it.

17. Someone in a chat on the internet makes fun of them, you get defensive and win the arguement every time.

18. You consider anything BSB anarcy and scream with hate every time you hear one of their songs.

19. You successfully convert people to *N SYNC from BsB.

20. Your lucky numbers are 17, 19, 21, 22, and 27. Well now we have to change this to 19, 20, 23, and 28 because they have gotten older since we wrote this the first time!! How sad!!! I don't want them to get older!!!

21. You fall in love with the Joey look alike at your school.

22. Any guy with spiky or culry hair is automatically HOT to you.

23. The name Lance is automatically refered to Lance Bass, not your friend named Lance you have known since kindergarden.

24. You know every word and part to 'N The Mix by heart.

25. You have dreams with them in it, or let us say, just one of them, but we won't get into that.

26. You kiss your posters goodnight.

27. Your notes to your friends talk only about them and is signed by your name and one of their last names and is covered in quotes from them.

28. You plan on going college in Orlando and majoring in *N SYNCology.

29. You call your dog Poo-Fu.

30. Your dad does the ohs in all the songs because he knows tham all by heart.

31. You smile when you hear someone say Justin, Chris, Joey, Lance, JC or Joshua (when they are talking about someone else) or Mississippi, Washingtom DC, Tennessee, Brooklyn, Pensylvania, Florida, Orlando, or Disney World.

32. Suddenly you love Superman, Taz, baby blue, the Washington Redskins, fubu jerseys and goggles.

33. Your favorite colors end up being their favorite colors.

34. You can pick out all their voices in their songs or interviews. (Especially the deep stuff)

35. Your little 6 year old cousin is jealous of you because you get to go to a concert and watches the Disney concert every day to be like you.

36. Even though you aren't from the south, you start to say y'all.

37. Your mom threatens to put you in a mental hospital because she thinks you need help.

38. Your 33 year old aunt offers to take you to Orlando as long as she gets Lance because she thinks he looks dangerous.

39. Your male chemistry teacher even knows who you are going to marry and gives you advice on how to get them.

40. You have 13(now 25) tapes full of theie tv appearances.

41. You admit Lance used to look like a lady but still love him anyway because he's hot now.

42. Your jealous of the girl they always talk about who crawled on the baggage claim at the airport.

43. At Christmas time you make a stocking for each of them with their names on it and hang them in your room because your mom wouldn't let you hang them on the fireplace. And the star on your mini Christmas tree in your room has pictures of them on it.

44. You frame little pictures of them and take them with your when you go to a hotel or a friends house so you can still kiss them goodnight.

45. You have a keychain with a picture of them in your purse so it is always with you.

46. You have and *N SYNC box full of articles on them and make a scrap book with all of it.

47. You start collecting benie babies like Lance, Superman stuff like Joey, North Carolina stuff like Justin and you try to steal Hard Rock Cafe menus for JC.

48. You try to figure out witch of your posters would be the best for them to sign.

49. You cateogorize your posters by outfits, person, good and bad and hair.

50. You get more piercings in your ears because Justin or Joey have more than you.

51. Your dad makes fun of how they wave and calls them gay.

52. You make fun of the girls whos get to meet them on tv because they are so stupid. (and your jealous)

53. You think of 5 different ways to say hello. (no explaination needed)

54. You plan a different gift to give each of them.

55. You practice signing your name with one of their last names.

56. You read your horiscope and also check thiers too.

57. You mark their birthdays in your *N SYNC calander.

58. You answer the phone *N SYNC central or *N SYNC hotline.

59. While Christmas shopping, you and your dad dance through the aisles singing "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays."

60. All you want for Christmas is an *N SYNC in the box and all you want for Easter is an *N SYNC in a basket.

61. When people visit your house, your mom takes them in your room for show and tell.

62. You want to tattoo *N SYNC on your body but your mom says no.

63. When you go to KFC you order a bucket of *N SYNC extra tender.

64. You call Jack-in-the-Box *N SYNC-in-the-Box.

65. You have to go into the bathroom to change because you are scared that your *N SYNC posters are staring at you.

66. Your Chemistry teacher wants to go to a concert with you.

67. Your dad knows the names of the nsync boys, but calls JC, Jason, just to annoy you.

68. Your aunts make plans to live with you and be your nannys after you marry one of the guys.

69. You cry day and night, can't eat anything, and lie in bed staring at one of your posters when one of them is sick in the hospital.

70. You get stuck in the penthouse elevator at their hotel, but you don't care because you are hoping they will come save you. While you wait you touch everthing in the elevator wondering if they touched it.

71. You sit and watch all 25 of you videos of *N Sync appearances in a row the day after school gets out.

72. Your aunt plans her wedding around your *N Sync concert, and then decides that since they are in the same town she should hire them to play.

73. When you get a new dog you beg your parents to let you name it Busta Justin Randall Christopher Allen Joesph Anthony James Lance Joshua Scott PooFu.

74. You follow them around a hotel after an award show and get kicked out 2 times by bodyguards, but still manage to touch them and eat dinner with them (well at the same place!)

75. You love their concert so much that you scalp tickets to another night.

76. At an award show when they arrive you climp into a bush so Lance will see you! (it works!)

78. You stand in the pouring rain for a concert not caring about anything except your what your hair will look like if you got to meet them.

79. You plan your summer around their concert dates. (well that is because you are going to follow them on tour!)

80. Your dad thinks he knows their names, but calls them: Fat-one, Bass(like the singer), CJ, Jason(don't know why?), and then that other guy!



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You are the *N SYNC fan who admits to all of the above