Do I have to get a dictionary????

Well, here are a some words and their definitions that may help you in your studies to become an *NSYNCologist. We hope that they will soon become part of your everyday vocabulary just as they are a part of ours.

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Definitions of Important Terms needed for our *N SYNCology courses

1. *NSYNCology: The study of the wonderful group *N SYNC and the affects they have on their caring, devoted, TRUE fans (see #3).

2. KHAAAA!!!: The sound of utter amazement made when your mouth drops to the floor and you can't help but drool because you are in complete awe of their beauty.

3. A True Fan: Someone whose whole life, thoughts, dreams, hopes, wishes, and prayers are centered around *N SYNC and is not afraid to show that love to the entire world and would do anything for them because *N SYNC is what makes them happy. These fans are completely devoted to *N SYNC, and not at all to other boy bands that I will not mention. These people are very defensive of their loves and need concrete proof, such as a quote or a room full of posters, to know if someone else if a True Fan because they understand what it takes and are not willing to allow someone to say they are a fan when they do not fit this definition.

4. A Concert: Not only do you go to a concert for the concert, but for the bus chasing and all. This is an event that you attend that will forever change your life and will never be forgotten. Much prepartation is taken before you go to a concert because "What if you just happen to run into them?"

5. Petting Clothes: Ummm...this is a little hard to explain. Well, we call all velvet clothes "Petting Pants", "Petting Jacket", etc. So we get really excited when we see them in petting clothes because...well...READ THE NAME!!!! (Example: picture above) If you were lucky enough to see *NSYNC on tour you may have seen them in petting pants. You know...the outfits under the space suits...they had velvet pants....prrrrr....ok!! i need to calm down.

6. Stripper Pants: A.K.A. Tear-away pants. Also called stripper pants because they are easy to take off quickly. *NSYNC has also been know to where these pants on tour (Look below). Also seen in the "I Want You Back" video.