~Toray!~ My reason for making this page is solely based on the fact
that Gary Sinise bears a striking resemblence to myself...not a "curse"
that most may view it, old Lieutenant Dan gets his fare share every 
once in a while...*wink*...Pictured below is the cover of "Of Mice and
Men". Not only was Gary the star, he also directed this film based on 
the Steinbeck novel....Oh lord, if I didn't have my parents around, I
could work up a stake, earn my $50, and when the end o' the month come,
I could spend all night in a cathouse....Top Right is Gary Sinise as 
"George" in "Of Mice and Men". (Curley's wife is tainted goods, Schempf 
and The Dude found this out while digging through FryzDaddy's magical
porno box...)...Middle Right: Gary sports a familiar look (Schempf's
crazy grin) on the Letterman show...Bottom right: Mr. Sinise shows us
a variety of sexually explicit positions...Only Harry Barber himself
could match these sensual poses.    
  

                                   - Jorge Zeebo Nesticle Schempf