Battle #26: TOO MANY MP'S! December 10, 2000
Setting: Field

...Um, where's the charecter?
...I really DON'T KNOW!...he SHOULD have BEEN HERE by now...
...oh, I see...
WEBMASTER check WATCH.
...this is getting boring...
NIGHT VERSION portal appeared!
Night?! I thought he was coming from Aqua?
ERICMHE appeared!

Player: EricMHE [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: DEPARTING AQUA!

I knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque
YOU'RE late!
I got lost in night version, quit hassling me.
NARRATOR's JOB is to hassle.
I know, well, better here than red I guess, hide out here, and say I narrowly avoided doompuff, as I always do.
...WHERE are your MULTIPLE personalities?
Oh, those guys, I'm taking some nice pills for that.
ERICMHE used PILLS!
It's super effective!
Wah, YOU'RE no fun without your MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!
Too bad, those guys are gone.
...did YOU hear that?
I didn't hear anything.
Over THERE!
Where?
NARRATOR points to DOOR!
That's eerie. A floating voice pointing...
ERIC went to DOOR!
I still don't hear anything...
Try looking INSIDE!
Fine, bossy narrator.
ERIC looked inside!
I still don't see anything...
It must be DEEP in there, try going IN!
Alright, let's see here...
ERIC went inside!
NARRATOR CLOSED DOOR!
DOOR was fully CLOSED!
ROOM was renamed HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER
That was easy, a little too easy...wait.
NARRATOR opened door!
Let me out! This place sucks!
NARRATOR stole MEDICATION!
...I'll give these back to you when you're done...
Hey, I need those!
SORRY, you'll get em back when you leave...
NARRATOR shut door!
TIME passed!
Let's see here...he's been in there...3 hours...a day is a year in there so, he's been in there...about one and a half month...the medication should have worn off by now...
DOOM!
PUFFZAN NO LIKE YOU!
That wasn't a nice thing to do, chap!
What's wrong with you, 'foo?
I had to get your MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES back so YOU'D be FUNNER to NARRATE.
PLUS, WEBMASTER needs BQ POINTS badly!
You're not very kawaii T_T
...I think I kept you IN THERE too long! MELISSA has popped up as a PERSONALITY!
Mélissa!O_O
NARRATOR REFUSES to use FUNKY E's!
...you're starting to sound like an extra...
EEP!!! Fine, MÉLISSA, MÉLISSA, FINE!
Much better ^_^
'foo, this is going nowhere.
Right...I put all this WORK into this battle, we need someone for you to battle!
BUDDY appeared!
BUDDY: Why am I not the main charecter?
We have a guest, show some manners.
BUDDY: BUT I'M THE MAIN CHARECTER!
Oh, shut up!
Not him! I remember him, he was an extra in Aqua, right?
Oooh, extra ^_^
BUDDY is angry!
BUDDY wants to fight!
BUDDY sent out GRAVELER!
ERICMHE sent out ARBOK!
POPCORN SHRIMP sent out POPCORN SHR...
BUDDY: No, I want to take this guy on myself.
POPCORN SHRIMP: You're kidding me?! After getting the shaft in the liquid fanfic, now you won't let me battle here either?! I'm your best pokemon, yet, in the fanfic I was nothing but a fried and breaded Seadra, and I'm always linked to some main charecter, I just want to battle!
BUDDY: Sorry, this is a personal vendetta, I don't need help.
POPCORN SHRIMP: Then why did you send out graveler?
BUDDY facefaults!
BUDDY: Fine, trainer on trainer battle...
BUDDY returned GRAVELER!
ERICMHE returned ARBOK!
BUDDY sent out BUDDY!
ERICMHE sent out ERICMHE!
'Foo, you're outnumbered!
BUDDY: Right, 2 on 7 or so doesn't seem quite right..
2 on 7?!
BUDDY: You heard us.
BILLY: You're not the only one with multiple personalities out there!
Puffzan just want to get this battle over with...
BUDDY: Right, nearly forgot.
BUDDY used SWORD FWAP!
Oof!
'foo!
...puff...
Very un-kawaii ;_;
ME...MÉLIS...er...ERICMHE used PLUSHIE THWAP!
BILLY: You'll pay for that one!
Eric? Money? Nice sense of humour you have there, sport. Eric hasn't a pound on him
BUDDY: Oh, then I'll give him one!
BUDDY used POUND!
It's super effective!
ERICMHE fainted!
BUDDY: You mean, I, um, I won?!
BUDDY celebrated!
NIGHT portal appeared!
Again?
JUSTINB appeared!
JUSTINB: I demand you return Eric, I was using him.
He was origionally sent to me first, you stole him!
JUSTINB: Well, you should have updated!
...damn you and your infernal vulcan logic...
JUSTINB: I'm going to forget I heard that...
JUSTINB grabbed ERICMHE!
THEY exited through PORTAL!
DON'T forget these!
NARRATOR tossed PILLS in after him!
NIGHT portal CLOSED!
Well, that was fun...I wanted to see the red portal personally, oh well...now what?
NARRATOR used END!
BATTLED ended!
Gah, that was easily the worst liquid version ending ever.
JASON appeared!
Jason's aproval geatly fell!
LIQUID VERSION was taken off TOP5!
D'oh!

Eric visited Liquid, left, and nothing big happend. Will he ever return? Will Popcorn Shrimp be used more often? When will the insanity end?! Tune in next time for more Pokebattles!

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Battle #27: WRITER'S BLOCK MUYO! December 14, 2000
Setting: Field
Player: WEBMASTER [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: RSACI!

Another week, another battle.
NARRATOR looks at battle title!
Oy, not again!
You heard me.
We could always do what we did last time...
Refresh my memory?
RSACi APPEARED!
ACK!!!
RSACi ran away!
Gah, dun do that!
NARRATOR reminds you it NEVER got it's RAISE!
Oh, you want a raise huh?
NARRATOR was RAISED!
...2,000 FEET IN THE AIR!
NARRATOR was DROPPED!
@%^#%&#&@%&#@%&@&^!!!!!
Why did I do that?
Power of the almighty keyboard ^_^
INSPIRATION appeared!
EUREKA!
INSPIRATION ran away!
...right...
I know, I'll check my e-mail, see if I can get any good ideas from there...
WEBMASTER sent out OUTLOOK EXPRESS!
MONTY PYTHON appeared!
MONTY PYTHON used SPAM!
MONTY PYTHON: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
OUTLOOK EXPRESS was FLOODED!
OUTLOOK EXPRESS fainted!
Send out next e-mail service?
No thanks, I'll get back to writing...
Ok, let's see here, we'll take a pre-made, available charecter...
BUTCH appeared!
BUTCH: Urrh...
Now, for comedy, his pirate friend...
BATCH appeared!
BATCH: Arrh!
And his roudy friend who says Irrh...
B...
RSACi appeared!
ACK! DROP IT!
Premise was dropped!
RSACi ran away!
You're really asking for it!
If I were ASKING for it I'd NARRATE it.
Right...so, now what?
Well, if you want to GET RID of your WRITER'S BLOCK, why not BATTLE it?
Hey, there's an idea!
NARRATOR sent out WRITER'S BLOCK!
I've beaten you before I can do it again!
WEBMASTER used WEBMASTER POWERS!
No effect!
WRITER'S BLOCK used BLOCK!
10 TON BLOCK landed on WEBMASTER!
Oooh, looka the pretty birdies!
WEBMASTER used FLY!
WEBMASTER flew up high!
TREE APPEARED!
$%&^@#%^@#!! I pay you, remember?!
This is to PAY YOU BACK for DROPPING ME 2,000 feet
Gah, just cause I'm Mr. Kite I always get stuck in a tree or hit by lightning...
TREE was renamed ELECTRIC TREE!
...good god.
WEBMASTER was STUCK in ELECTIC TREE!
...I should know better than to put myself in a battle
Hey, you're writing this...
Right, then I'll get this over with.
WRITER'S BLOCK used CONFUSION!
WEBMASTER is confused!
WEBMASTER ended the battle in it's confusion!
WRITER'S BLOCK wins!
Oh, great, now I have a loss in my column...
WEBMASTER did however WRITE a BATTLE!
So, webmaster wins!
Yahoo!
Yahoo, for all your internet needs!
I really need to get a new narrator...

My writer's block has fainted, but I assure you it will return. How long will it be before my writer's block returns? When will I fall off the Top 5? Why the #%$@ am I jinxing myself like that?! Tune in next time for more Pokebattles!

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