Quotes   on   "Friendship">something   we   all   need!

"If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up!"

"Friends are family you choose for yourself"....

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you".

"I have room for one more friend, and he is everyman"..

"The best mirror is an old friend"!!!

"Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom".

"If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends"...

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend"....

"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead"...

Is this the reason I have such a headache after I fish! DUH!




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Jokes, Jokes, and more dumb jokes......!!

Q. Why do seagulls live at the sea????

A: Because, silly, if they lived at the bay, they would be called Bagels!!!

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One day five people decided to go to Disneyworld, so they packed up their belongings and started driving. On their way they saw a big sign saying:

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DISNEYWORLD LEFT

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They turned back and went home.

Two men walked into a bar. The second man said, "Don't worry I didn't see it either!"

Q. If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

A: European


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"Exploding Egg's"

Heat oil to deep fry. add two to a cup. Throw into the hot oil. Caution: Will explode & really make a mess!

"Elephant Stew"

1 4000 lb. elephant 2 rabbits salt pepper

Boil the elephant for one week with salt & pepper. Add the rabbits & stew a few hours. This serves 1,450 people. If you have extra people, you can add 2 more rabbits, but be careful because some people don't care for hare in their stew.

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"Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute

that all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn out ok life could be so sweet;

if we had those special keys ctrl and alt delete.

Your boss is mad, your bills not paid, your spouse, is just mute.

Just stop and hit those wonderful keys that make it all reboot.

You'd like to have another job; you fear living in the street?

You solve it all and start anew ctrl and alt delete."


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