Quotes
FiB: "Well it could be things are looking up. I mean, a little stint in the pokey, show her the error of her ways. I'm sure there's some big ol' Bertha just waitin' to shower her ripe little self with affection."
Joyce: "Buffy!"
FiB (in the mirror):
"Why yes, I would be Buffy. May I help you?"
"BUF-fy."
"You can't do that. It's wrong."
"You can't do that, because it's naughty."
(firmly) "...because it's wrong."
(softly) "...because it's wrong."
"You can't do that. It's wrong! I'll kick your ass."
"I'm gonna kill you."
Detective (about BiF): "She's coming to. Man, I want this kid's constitution."
Willow (regarding Faith): "I hope they throw the book at her."
Giles: "I'm not sure there is a book for this."
Willow: "They could throw other things."
Willow (regarding Faith): "Ooh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in a room with her. If I was larger, and had grenades."
Anya: "We were going to light a bunch of candles and have sex near them."
FiB: "Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that seven minutes."
Anya: "Hey!"
Xander: "I believe that's my 'hey.' Hey!"
Spike: "You know why I really hate you, Summers?"
FiB: "'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?"
Spike: "Well, yeah, that covers a lot of it."
FiB: "'Cause I can do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness? I mean, I could be rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you would beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? (pauses) Because it's wrong."
Tara (about FiB): "She's not your friend."
Willow: "I may have overestimated the 'you-liking-her' factor."
Riley: "Door's open."
FiB: "So?"
Riley: "So, my fantasies don't tend to include a bunch of Marines staring in at me."
FiB: "Oh, maybe they could learn something."
FiB (to Riley): "What nasty little desire have you been itching to try out? Am I a bad girl? Do you want to hurt me?"
Giles: "Look, I know what you are going to say, and..."
BiF: "I'm Buffy."
Giles: "All right, I didn't know what you were going to say, but that doesn't make you any less crazy."
Giles: "Um, if you are Buffy, then you will let me tie you up without killing me until we find whether you are telling the truth."
BiF: "Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun. Ask me a question, ask me anything."
Giles: "Who's President?"
BiF: "We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion."
BiF: "Oh, when I had psychic power I heard my mother think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Do you want me to continue?"
Giles: "Actually I beg you to stop."
BiF: "What's a stevedore?"
FiB (beating up on BiF): "Shut up. Do you think I'm afraid of you? You're nothing! Disgusting! Murderous bitch! You're nothing! You're disgusting!"
Riley (to Buffy, about Faith): "Man, I would like to get my hands on her. Not in a sex way."
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