My favorite vegetable is onions, the more the merrier & if accompanied by garlic, even better: why not there's no chance of any kissing going on for me, is there?
-Ankita, Shichinohe

Asparagus- it tastes great and makes my pee smell funny. -Scott, Tsuruta

 Raw carrots, raw red pepper, raw broccoli (it kills cancer cells, ya know!) raw cauliflower. (Ask Courtney, she takes the piss all the time!! She's just jealous-- unhealthy cow!) Steamed or lightly boiled asparagus- reminds me of sex!!! Ha har harrhaaa.                  -Lou, Hirosaki

My ex-husband. -Andrea, Nakasato

I have nothing against any vegetables (except squash) but if I had to choose I would be a tomato. In the movie "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" the girl tomato is really cute. Thus, if I was to be any vegetable, being a tomato would be my only hope in getting a date. Of course, I'm glad that I'm not a tomato.               -Nate, Shiura

"Jodie's is mashed potato." (Thanksgiving story) -Helga

To cut- beet root.
To play with- pumpkins… only at Halloween. Or mushrooms- always. Fun guys to be around (Ahem. Sorry)          -Jo, Kanita

"Betty's is beet root- she likes to bee-troo-t herself." -Helga

Raw- cucumber 'cuz it's cool & refreshing.
Cooked- lightly steamed baby brussel sprouts with the hearts cut out and a touch of butter. -Lenore, Aomori

My favorite vegetable is lettuce: