The top 5 ways to submit your stuff:

Number 2: Send the B5-size item to our address.

Number 3: (only if you don’t mind if people can’t read it) FAX the B5-size item to us.

Number 4: Go through the FAX TREE to ensure maximum illegibility.

Number 5: Roll it up, put it in a bottle and toss it off of a cliff on the Eastern coast of South Korea. Residents of Kodomari-mura have assured us that it will wash up on the shore of their local beaches.