What does Father Christmas do in the garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a crocodile?
Frostbite!

What exams do snowmen take?
Snow levels!

What do you call a tug-of-war on 24th December?
A Christmas Heave!

What do people sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What nationality is Father Christmas?
North Polish!

What do snowmen call their babies?
Chill-dren!

Does Father Christmas have any qualifications?
Yes - three ho ho ho levels!