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Last Updated: August 26



Here are some Top 10 Lists!  The inspiration for many of these lists came from BSB Humour Sites all over the net!  Thanks a bunch to all of them.  To the readers, please keep in mind that this is an attempt at humour by the webmaster and is not intended to offend anyone.  Thanks a lot to Shawna as well.  You know it was her contribution if you laugh at something - she's funny, i'm not! oh well


TOP TEN REASONS THE BACKSTREET BOYS HELPED OUT BRITNEY SPEARS AND NOT
THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

10. BSB do not need help getting fans
9. BSB have been around for 6 years
8. BSB are the top male pop band in the world
7. If the BSB did want help why would they go to some chick no one really knew at the time and who isn't very talented to begin with?
6. She said in 10 years when people pick up her CD they'll wonder who the BSB are...yeah i'm sure in 10 years everyone will still love Baby, One More Time *sarcastic grin*
5. BSB are kind hearted people, and love to help others in the industry, unlike Britney, who can't admit when she was helped, much less help other people
4. It just makes no sense that she - unknown brand new artist would have to assist the record holding BSB - when she said this...was she even thinking?
3. SHE JUST SUX!
2. She called the boys a fad. Even if BSB are just a fad(which they're not), what about Tiffany and Debbie Gibson? Ring any bells
Britney?
1. They don't need help - BSB's album Millennium was #1 before it was even released!

TOP TEN REASONS BACKSTREET BOYS ARE BETTER THAN NSYNC!
(hehehe venting about my hate for N'sync...no real reasons for it...i just hate them for limiting BSB popularity...if you would like to
intelligently discuss this with me - unlike this top ten list, contact me. i'd love to.)
10. N'sync sucks
9. BSB have sold more albums.
8. BSB have set more records.
7. BSB's Millennium was #1 before it was even released!
6. N'sync  sux.
5. Backstreet Boys brought back pop music...N'sync just kinda followed after
4. Just listen to the BSB sing.  They're much better
3. BSB are writing their own songs.
2. N'sync just sucks
1. BSB rock the entire world.
 
 

TOP TEN REASONS THE BACKSTREET BOYS NEED A NEW CHOREOGRAPHER
Now we all love Fatima...but i think we need some variety of style and though i choke when i say this...like n'sync! they have different choreographers for each song which makes their show more interesting....*cough cough*
10. The dance for Larger Than Life!  I could do that! The boys are WAY more talented then that
9. It becomes unoriginal.  You see them do similar moves in every dance
8. The dances for the songs from the new album aren't as exciting as some of the old ones...is Fatima running outta ideas?
7. Nick loves her WAY to much
6. She keeps making the back up dancer chicks rub and fondle the boys.  slightly unnecessary
5. Kevin keeps thanking her and talking about her.  i'm slightly jealous of their relationship
4. She is always wearing skimpy outfits, what's with that?
3. Now we know Kevin is NOT the greatest dancer but she made fun of him on Mtv, not very supportive
2. The dance for "Show Me The Meaning." That was just a big mistake!  I HATED the back up dancers
1. She made fun of all of them on MTV saying none of them ever had rhythm. "What did I get myself
into? The beat is here fellas."-Fatima.  Good job Fatima, they're paying your paycheck, show a little respect.
 

TOP TEN REASONS NICK SHOULD NEVER DATE BRITNEY SPEARS
10) He could do SO much better (and no, i don't mean with Mandy...)
9) He too smart for her (which says a lot about Britney)
8) She can't do 2 things at once...like kiss and hold hands...or sing and dance
7) The thought of the two of them having sex makes fans everywhere hurl
6) They might do a *cough cough* duet
5) Nick is destined to have gorgeous children, she'd just screw that up!
4) She might wipe her make up off on her clothes!
3) She's a whore in pink
2) When you think about it....no one should date her!
1) I'd be insanely jealous

TOP TEN THINGS NICK IS THINKING DURING INTERVIEWS
10) hmmm, i wonder if that hot girl over there plays Nintendo...?
9) Why do they keep asking how we got together?  I'm getting bored of Howie's response everytime
8) Damn it Kevin spit out that sentence
7) I hope they don't ask me a question, i don't wanna think
6) I wonder if the guy asking the questions is better looking then i am?
5) When do i get outta here? me and my nintendo have been apart for a full hour!
4) This stool hurts my butt
3) If i have to sing Quit Playing Games one more time....
2) Why did the guys tell me not to speak during this interview...i can't figure out why?
1)  Where's Norway?

TOP TEN REASONS WHY NICK IS SEXY!
I can actually think of millions of reasons but i had to limit it to 10...
10) Him when he was little - singing to grass, wearing a trenchcoat, picking his nose too lovable
9) How he squints his eyes when he's concentrating
8) Just think of him singing Heaven (not I need u tonight, i won't call it that)
7) How he tries so hard to look sexy which just makes him cuter!
6) He always gets off topic when he's talking and you feel proud if you can follow his train of thought
5) How is lips moves when he plays the drums!
4) The little space between his front teeth!
3) How he won't take off his shirt - makes it all more mysterious
2) How he dances when he's really excited
1)  Blonde hair you wanna run your fingers through, blue eyes you could stare into all day, big arms you wanna wrap around you, and the voice of an angel! how could you go wrong

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BRIAN IS SEXY!
10) His cute Hick accent!
9) How he says he'd play in the NBA and he's 5'8
8) How he ran up to the little girl and hugged her when her dad said she had cancer, without any thought to it.  Who watched that and didn't have tears in their eyes?
7) How caring and compassionate he is to everyone
6) How he's kept the same hairstyle the entire time - with the bangs in the front and every one of the boys eventually had a similar style with the hair in the front like that!
5) How he's not embarrassed about talking about love or religion or his family
4) He always buttons his shirt up to the top
3) His amazing voice and how his eyes always sparkle
2) Great sense of humour and how he'll do anything for a laugh
1) How he isn't the best dancer but he tries so damn hard!

TOP TEN REASONS WHY AJ IS SEXY!
10) His muscular chest
9) How he's not ashamed to be sexual in front of other people
8) His ever changing Hair Colour
7) How he proves that looks don't show what's on the inside
6) How he comes out with such sweet things - like on the first home video
5) How close he is with his mom
4) How he makes every dance look so original and unique
3) He's not afraid to be himself and where stuff and do stuff that other people would be too scared to do
2) He admits to being friends with Howie
1) They call him BONE

TOP TEN REASONS WHY KEVIN IS SEXY!
10) His Southern Drawl
9) He reminices about the good ol days in the country
8) He's so stylish...He's a Versace model!!!
7) He always takes his time...hmm...he he he
6) If you brought him home to meet your parents, your mom would probably have a crush on him...
5) He's not afraid to cry awwwwwww
4) He played football AND was in the highschool musical (well-rounded)
3) He wore right riding chaps in New York City
2) He got..."excited" during the Quit Playing Games video...*cough cough*
1) Just look at that BODY!
 
 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HOWIE IS SEXY!
10) He did that little dance while bowling on the disney special
9) He overcompensates for years of being dressed by his fashion-impared mom by shopping at Armani
8) Even if you don't like him at first, he'll win you over because he is genuine and ultimatley cute...
7) He speaks Spanish
6) He didn't let his blinking eye or funny teeth stop him from becoming a celebrity
5)he says his fave food is "mama's home cookin'" and  he still lives at home...
4) He has puppy dog eyes
3) He says "hugs kisses and cookies"
2) You can tell that he absolutely luvs his job
1)  He's the LATIN LOVER