Girl Power!What's THAT? Girl Power!


Oh..so dressing up like that is Girl Power, huh?
I used to be a Spice Girls fan. I used to like their music. Well, I never knew what Girl Power! was, & I still don't. I mean, look at the way they dress & act!
The Girls




What is your favourite saying?
"Get'em out for the lasses!"
How do you win an argument?
"Shout and shout and shout more...even when they've gone!"
How do you meet guys?
"No hesitation, I'd bowl over to him and tell him I fancy him. I'd chat him up with 'Forget the small talk what's your.....?'"
What about toilet Hygene?
"I don't go!"
What do you do before bedtime?
"I just fall down in a comfy position anywhere!"




What is your favourite saying?
"This what we're going to do...!"
How do you win an argument?
"I throw in a lot of big words and a lot of verbal to confuse the situation!"
How do you meet guys?
"I go for eye to eye contact then I lunge. I'd chat him up with 'Hey Mr Scorpio here's 10p...call your Mum 'cos you're not going home tonight!'"
What about toilet Hygene?
"I put a pattern of toilet paper down first!"
What do you do before bedtime?
"Plan the next day!"





What is your favourite saying?
"Home is where the heart is!"
How do you win an argument?
"I shed a tear for sympathy!"
How do you meet guys?
"I smile sweetly and play with my pig tails. I'd chat him up with 'Would you like one of my Bon Bons?'"
What about toilet Hygene?
"I always clean before sitting!"
What do you do before bedtime?
"I have that last minute cuddle with whoever is next to me!"




What is your favourite saying?
"Do it...with style!"
How do you win an argument?
"I give a look that would kill, then I walk away!"
How do you meet guys?
"I play it cool and pose. I'd chat him up with 'Is that a designer suit you're wearing?'"
What about toilet Hygene?
"I crouch to avoid contact with the seat!"
What do you do before bedtime?
"I have a full facial routine and put on my silk pyjamas!"




What is your favourite saying?
"You'll never walk alone!"
How do you win an argument?
"I DECK 'EM!"
How do you meet guys?
"I give a shy glance then flex my biceps. I'd chat him up with 'I've got two tickets for a Liverpool match, do you fancy commin'?'"
What about toilet Hygene?
"Me? I use the urinals mate!"
What do you do before bedtime?
"I do 50 stomach crunches!"



Wow..I wonder how mental patients get to be pop stars?