Why do we hate them so much? Reasons to hate the Spice Girls
The first 25 reasons were done by me & my friend Jeannie. If you have any to add in, e-mail me
1. What the HELL is Girl Power!?
2. They can't sing.
3. They can't perform live.
4. They dress like prostitutes.
5. They look like prostitutes.
6. They can't dance.
7. They can't sing.
8. "Wannabe" is actually TWO words.
9. They are disgusting.
10. Never mind Girl Power!, what the HELL is a 'zigazig ha'?
11. They consider themselves role models.
12. They have no talent.
13. They keep shouting "GIRL POWER!" without knowing the meaning.
14. They have so much crappy merchandise.
15. Hell, they even are gonna have a SpiceCam!
16. They made a movie called Spiceworld: The Movie.
17. They're releasing a CD-ROM where you can remix their 'hits' & choreograph their dance steps as well as interview them!
18. They can't shut up for a minute.
19. They keep talkin' 'bout world domination.
20. They talk crap.
21. The main purpose of the band is to con kids outta their money.
22. ...Oh, & to let all their fans have each a fave band member & argue about who's the best Spice Girl.
23. They won't leave us alone.
24. The music sucks.
25. The lyrics suck even more.
No. 26-35 were done by Ruth Munro

26. They think they are sexy
27. They think they are going to rule the world AS IF!!!!!!!
28. They think there are Yellow men in Timbuckto
29. They think looking like hookers is good for there image
30. They think Platform shoes are they greatest invention in the world
31. They are full of themselves. I mean 'SpiceWorld'. How self involved can you be?!?!?!
32. They think there clothes are cool! You've got to be kidding me!!!
33. They could not show anymore clevage if they tried
34. They think walking around the streets with no top on is a good past time
(exactly!)
35. They started to film there movie before most people knew who they were



E-mail me with the subject line as "Reasons" if you have any more of these "Reasons To Hate The Spice Girls" to add.