The Merchandise.
Have you seen the amount of merchandise the Spice Girls already have? It's really crazy, y'know!

So far this is what I've seen:
Mini Rucksack.
Black & Silver. Black type on silver bag. Cost: £19.99
Plastic Keyring.
Cost: £1.99
Metal Keyring.
Girl Power! is printed on it. Cost: £4.99
A4 Lever File
Cost: £4.99
Silver Pendant
Silver pendant (with Girl Power!(What ELSE?) printed on it) on a leather chain. Cost: 5.99
1997 Calendar
Cost: £4.99
Poster
Spicewatch.(In this poster, they're wearing those red BAYWATCH swimming costumes. How original!) Cost: £4.99
Coffee Mug
White with black logo.Cost: £5.99
T-Shirt (Baby Girl)
"SPICEgirl" printed on yellow. Cost: £10.99
T-shirt (Baby Boy)
"SPICEboy" printed on white. Cost: £10.99
T-shirt Group Pic (Adult)
Col. on white. Cost: £12.99
T-shirt (Skinny)
"GIRLpower" printed on orange. Navy piping. Oh, yeah, blue trim too. Cost: £14.99
MA1 Flying Jacket
Yellow logo on black jacket. Adult/Kid. Cost: £49.99/59.99


Like who would want a Spice Girls coffee mug?? WHO?? Or which BABY would want a Spice Girls t-shirt... Would ANY Spice Girls fan pay £59.99 for a jacket?? (Probably..) Oh yeah, they even have photos of themselves to collect & a photo album (for the photos). And let's not forget the SpiceCam 'to be unveiled soon.' Oh, & their CD-ROM too. I got all that info on top from some order slip I got when I bought the CD, Spice. (I said I used to be a fan!!) I also read somewhere that they've applied for about 100 patents to put their names to..Hey I really wonder what they have in mind...
Maybe these..

Spice Dolls
Yer fave pop stars now have their own dolls! Pull the cords on their backs & they each say "Girl Power!". Each doll comes with a make-up set which weighs 20 pounds, (Just like the real make-up sets the Spice Girls use!) an outfit & yes, there's more...WIGS!! Just like the ones the real Spice Girls wear! Each sold separately.
Wannadance like a Spice Girl?
Ever wanted to dance like a Spice Girl? Now you can! With this video called, "Wannadance like a Spice Girl?" there are step-by-step lessons given by each of the girls. Approved by mental hospitals around the world.
SpiceWear
It's the latest thing in the fashion stores..it's SPICEWEAR! The Official Spice Girls clothes! You can now dress like yer fave Girl! Not recommended for wear in windy or air-conditioned places.
Spice Girls Coffee
(Editor's note: I saw a packet of this flying around in the Spice Up Your Life video! Just imagine for a second if other bands put their names to coffee! Wow..Spice Girls Coffee, Oasis Coffee (y'know that kinda sounds nice!), Garbage Coffee (I wouldn't drink THAT!), U2 Coffee..I'm glad other bands aren't like the Spice Girls!
Spice Girls Microphone
(This one isn't my idea. I got it from the Spice Girls Hate Organization.) This special microphone has pre-recorded voices. All you have to do is lip-synch the songs! Just like the ones used by the Girls! Sold separately or in packages with the 'Lip-Synching Secrets by the Spice Girls' video (see below!)
Lip-Synching Secrets by the Spice Girls
This video teaches you how to lip-synch. Although lip-synching seems easy, it really isn't! There are step-by-step lip-synching lessons (oh God!) given by the Spice Girls! Sold separately or in packages with the Spice Girls Microphone!
Spice Girls Baby Food
(Hey, if they can have baby T-shirts, why can't they have baby food?)

And what if they had those TV ads?...

"Call now! 1800-SPICE & buy a book entitled 'Learn How To Keep Screaming Girl Power! Like A Maniac.' Only 3 easy payments of £49.95! What're you waiting for? Get it on, get it on!
Hey, look! A Spice Girls PENCIL CASE!


Wow..what's next?? If you have any ideas on what merchandise the Spice Girls might come up with, e-mail me!