(The camera opens up showing Satan lurking in the rafters. The P.C.W. theme song plays over the air, while the fireworks go off).

Jim: Welcome fans to the first ever P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. I am your host Jim Been. Along with my co-hosts Jack Dahniels and Bud Wheiser.
Jack: That is right fans, and we are live from Reno, Nevada.
Bud: And we will remind you folks that there is suppose to be a major announcement from our executive staff.
Jim: But now we take you to the ring for our opening bout.

Phoenix Vs. Jack Schitt.
The match got away early as Phoenix attacked Schitt from behind. Phoenix then dragged Schitt to the ring for a quick two count. Schitt gets up and gives Phoenix a low blow. The two then duke it out for a while, until Phoenix pitches Schitt out of the ring. Phoenix then goes for a suicide dive, but misses Schitt and lands in the guardrail. Schitt was then able to get a steel chair, and he then hits Phoenix in the back. Phoenix counters with a single leg takedown and pulls Schitt back into the ring. Phoenix was able to get Schitt into an abdominal stretch, but Schitt was in the ropes. Phoenix follows with an Irish whip, and then The Stunner. A cover; 1-2-3. Your Winner: Phoenix.

Bud: Ain't that something.
Jack: Schitt didn't even stand a chance.
Jim: Fans, stay tuned as we take a commercial break.

"Choosy Mom's choose Stiff"

Jack: And we're back. As we take you to Jim Been who is with our Assistant President, Roddy Piper.
Jim: So Mr. Piper, any news about the announcement to be made later on this evening?
Piper: Thank you, Mr. Been. As for the announcement to be made, I will say that it has to do with the conflict between Sarah Connor and Horn-E-wood Hogan.
Jim: And is there anything else you wish to tell us.
Piper: Not at this moment, No.
Jim: And we take you back to the ring now with some more P.C.W. action.

Cleric vs. Beavis.
Cleric dominated this match from the start. The highlight of this match was were Cleric gave Beavis a reversed Frankensteiner which sent Beavis out of the ring and into the guardrail. Cleric drug Beavis back into the ring. Cleric was then able to place Beavis into a inclined surfboard. Beavis was able to slip out of it, but was then put into The twist of Magik. Your winner: Cleric.

Jack: And we will be right back after these words from our sponsers.

Grandma's gifts.

Jim: We are back and we go to the ring with some tag team action.

The Road Warriors vs. The Gods.
Lim Po Po and La Plop made an early start in this match up, but were unable to hold their own ground. Then Beast master was able to distract the ref, as Highway Warrior decked La plop upside the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Beast Master was able to cover La Plop for the 1-2-3. Your winners: The Road Warriors.

Bud: That was a quick match.
Jack: Anyway, have you heard anything about the announcement yet?
Jim: Sorry, no, but fans, we have to take yet another commercial break.

!Viva Juan Valdez!

Bud: And we are back for some more Blood Bath action. We take you now to our P.C.W. office.
Jack: Thank you fans. And as we bring to you, let's welcome the P.C.W. president Mr. Bischoff. So, I hear there is suppose to be an announcement, would you like to share?
Bischoff: I am going to sign a match between Sarah Connor, and Horn-E-wood Hogan, to be in a steel cage. There will be no ref, no interference, and no rules. The last man, or woman, standing is this winner. And that match is going to be held right here, next week on Friday Night Blood Bath.
Jack: That is right folks. A steel cage match here next week between Sarah and Hogan. We go now to the ring.

Archangel vs. Mark Happens.
Satan continues to stand in the rafters. Archangel comes to the ring and faces Mark Happens. The two men lock up, and it is Archangel with a takedown. Archangel then gives Happens a German Suplex. As Happens gets to his feet, it is Archangel with a spear. He then sets up Mark for The Redemption A cover. 1-2-3. Your winner: Archangel.

( A morbid laugh fills the arena as the lights go off).
Bud: What in the HELL is going on.
Jack: I don't know. I can't see a thing.
( The lights return as we see Archangel lurched over in a corner gasping for air. Mark Happens is lying face up with a red pentagram painted on his chest. Satan is no longer in the rafters).
Jim: Fans, we will take you to a commercial, as we clear up this dilemma.

Beer.

Bud: And we take you to tonight's main event. We go to the ring now with our announcer, Harlie Davidson.
Harlie: Ladies and Gentlemen, are you Ready?
I said are you Reeeadddyy?
And for the thousands in attendance and the millions at home watching on cable TV, and for the big fat announcer wearing a cowboy hat.(points at Bud Wheiser)
Let the games begin.

The Terminator vs. Grim Reaper
The two large men both entered the ring, as they stared each other down. The two men lock up and it is Grim Reaper with a takedown. Terminator counters with a arm drag. Grim Reaper reverses it into a surfboard. Terminator then manages to climb up the turnbuckle and flips over Grim Reaper. On the outside Horn-e-wood Hogan makes passes at Sarah Connor. Sarah responds with a kick to Horn-e's wood. In the ring the two men continue to wreck havoc upon each other. Chavo then comes down the walkway riding a hobby horse. He then hits Sarah upside the head with the horse. Doomsday then runs down to stop the madness outside of the ring. Hogan then gives Doomsday a boot to the midsection. Doomsday then gets up and throws Chavo into the ring, then rolls out to the floor. Fireball then runs down, half drunk and still holding his beer, into the ringside area. He spills his beer into Doomsday's face, as he spews on Chavo. Warlok then runs down into the area carrying his sledgehammer. He hits Doomsday in the back of the knee, followed by him hitting Hogan in the back of the head. The ref is finally distracted by the outside interference as Satan ventures down from the rafters, knocking out the ref. Archangel, seeing that Satan was in the ring, goes down into the frenzy as well. Everybody is battling it out with each other, as the ref wakes back up. Realizing that all was hopeless, the ref rings the bell. Double DQ. Draw.

Bud: Whoa, that was one messed up match.
Jim: Let's congratulate our winners, as we end tonight's program.
Jack: Bye Y'all.