9-10-99
P.C.W. & H.W.A.
Friday Night
9-10-99
(The camera opens up over looking the audience. The crowd cheers as the pyrotechnics ignite, and loud music fills the arena. The camera then focuses in on the announcing booth.)
Bud: Welcome fans, to another edition of the P.C.W./H.W.A. Friday Night Blood Bath! I am your host, Bud Wheiser, along with my co-hosts, Jim Been, and...Intern Boy?!
Jim: Where’s Jack?
Intern Boy: I saw him here earlier. I don’t know where he’s at now.
Bud: Well, fans, we are live from Boulder City, Nevada. And to help start off the first hour, let’s go to the ring with the Blood Bath Babes!
(The girls come out to the ring, and proceed to do a dance number. The crowd cheers, and the girls return to the locker rooms.)
Jim: Wow! That was strange.
Intern Boy: What’s that?
Jim: Jack wasn’t here to watch the Blood Bath Babes! And he always watches them.
Bud: Well, who doesn’t?
Jim: Jack’s supposed to be here, and he isn’t.
(Bud Wheiser receives a note.)
Bud: Oh, OK. Hey, Intern Boy! They want you in the back.
Intern Boy: Sure, I’m on my way.
(Intern Boy leaves the announcing booth.)
Jim: What now?
Bud: What else is there to do? Let’s go to the ring now for our opening bout.
The Masked Ass Whooper vs. Mr. Charisma
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, The Masked Ass Whooper!!!
("Bad To The Bone" plays as The Masked Ass Whooper comes to the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225, from Charisma Central, Mr. Charisma! (Crowd boos!)
("Highway Child" plays as Mr. Charisma enters the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper checks out the ring. Mr. Charisma checks out the ring. (Ding, ding, ding) The Masked Ass Whooper slaps the face of Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma drives a forearm into the head of The Masked Ass Whooper. The Masked Ass Whooper delivers a kick to the head of Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma gets up. Mr. Charisma side slams The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma gets back to his feet. Mr. Charisma covers The Masked Ass Whooper. The ref. starts the count. (...1) (...2) The Masked Ass Whooper kicks out.)
Jim Been: The Masked Ass Whooper isn’t doing so great at this point in the match.
Bud Wheiser: Then again, this is also the Masked Ass Whooper’s return to the ring.
(The Masked Ass Whooper stands up. Mr. Charisma and The Masked Ass Whooper go to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Mr. Charisma low blows The Masked Ass Whooper.(...3) The Masked Ass Whooper tackles Mr. Charisma and pummels his head. (....4) The Masked Ass Whooper applies an arm wrench to Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma is up again. (.....5) Mr. Charisma takes The Masked Ass Whooper into the ring. Mr. Charisma delivers a kick to the head of The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma covers The Masked Ass Whooper hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1) (...2) The Masked Ass Whooper kicks out.)
Jim Been: OHHHHHHH! So close!!!
Bud: Yeah. Damn, I wonder when the beer is going to be here?
(The Masked Ass Whooper is up again. Mr. Charisma kicks The Masked Ass Whooper in the stomach. Mr. Charisma stomps The Masked Ass Whooper. The Masked Ass Whooper climbs to his feet. Mr. Charisma slaps the face of The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma climbs to his feet. Mr. Charisma punches The Masked Ass Whooper in the head. Mr. Charisma executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Masked Ass Whooper. "Mr. Charisma sucks" chants start in the crowd. Mr. Charisma goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Masked Ass Whooper tries to escape. The Masked Ass Whooper escapes. Mr. Charisma drags The Masked Ass Whooper to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr. Charisma picks up a microphone cable and chokes The Masked Ass Whooper with it. (..2) Mr. Charisma grabs The Masked Ass Whooper and applies an arm wrench. The Masked Ass Whooper is up again. (...3) The Masked Ass Whooper tackles Mr. Charisma. The Masked Ass Whooper gets back to his feet. Mr. Charisma stands up. (....4) Mr. Charisma runs and tackles The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma punches him in the head. (.....5) The Masked Ass Whooper takes Mr. Charisma into the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper kicks Mr. Charisma in the back of the leg. Mr. Charisma climbs to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper uses a closed fist on Mr. Charisma.)
Jim Been: The Masked Ass Whooper with a punch.
Bud: And Jack Danheils with our beer! Look!
(Jack Danheils, The Intern Boy, and two other men are pushing some handcarts to the announcing booth. One of the guys, Jack, and the Intern Boy are bringing in kegs of beer, and the last guy is bringing in a fountain of soda.)
Jack: See? I’m here. But more importantly, so is the beer!
Bud: Good, now start passing it out!
(The Masked Ass Whooper low blows Mr. Charisma. The Masked Ass Whooper stomps Mr. Charisma's head. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper connects with a flying knee. Mr. Charisma goes down.)
Jim Been: Mr. Charisma takes a knee.
Jack: Jack Danheils takes a beer. So, did I miss anything?
Bud: Just the Blood Bath Babes.
Jack: Damn it!
Jim: Oh! Boy! Ginger ale!
Jack: Careful, Jim. You need to watch your limit!
(Mr. Charisma is up again. Mr. Charisma tries for a Body Slam but The Masked Ass Whooper avoids it. Mr. Charisma puts the Masked Ass Whooper in a Sleeper Hold. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... ... The Masked Ass Whooper escapes. Mr. Charisma sends The Masked Ass Whooper to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Mr. Charisma takes The Masked Ass Whooper down with a knee. (...3) Mr. Charisma fist drops The Masked Ass Whooper on the floor. (....4) Mr. Charisma kicks The Masked Ass Whooper on the floor. The Masked Ass Whooper is up again. (.....5) The Masked Ass Whooper takes Mr. Charisma into the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper delivers a short-arm clothesline to Mr. Charisma. The Masked Ass Whooper knees Mr. Charisma and rolls back to his feet. Mr. Charisma climbs to his feet. Mr. Charisma shoulder tackles The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma is up again. Now The Masked Ass Whooper standing. Mr. Charisma tackles The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma grabs The Masked Ass Whooper and applies an arm wrench.)
Jim Been: The Masked Ass Whooper takes an Arm wrench.
Jack: Damn, Jim. What did they put in that ginger ale?
(Jack grabs a ginger ale.)
Jim: Nothing. It’s just ginger ale.
Jack: Hmm? (Takes a beer, and pours some ginger ale into it.) Much better!
(The Masked Ass Whooper gets back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper piledrives Mr. Charisma head first into the mat. The Masked Ass Whooper applies a Boston crab to Mr. Charisma. The referee is checking the situation. ... The Masked Ass Whooper tightens the hold. ... ... Mr. Charisma tries to escape. Mr. Charisma escapes. The Masked Ass Whooper and Mr. Charisma go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) The Masked Ass Whooper gives Mr. Charisma a crotch chop. (..2) Mr. Charisma gets up. (...3) Mr. Charisma connects with a low blow. The Masked Ass Whooper goes down. The Masked Ass Whooper is back on his feet. (....4) The Masked Ass Whooper drives a forearm into the head of Mr. Charisma. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Mr. Charisma and The Masked Ass Whooper move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Mr. Charisma and The Masked Ass Whooper move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Mr. Charisma kicks The Masked Ass Whooper in the stomach. Mr. Charisma fist drops The Masked Ass Whooper on the mat. Mr. Charisma gets back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper stands up. Mr. Charisma uses a closed fist on The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma slaps the face of The Masked Ass Whooper. Mr. Charisma is up again. The Masked Ass Whooper flips Mr. Charisma to the mat. The Masked Ass Whooper sends Mr. Charisma to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Mr. Charisma moves back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper takes Mr. Charisma into the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper picks Mr. Charisma up and side slams him to the mat. Now The Masked Ass Whooper standing. The Masked Ass Whooper piledrives Mr. Charisma into the mat. The Masked Ass Whooper head butts Mr. Charisma. The Masked Ass Whooper is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma moves back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper gives Mr. Charisma the Ass Whooper! The Masked Ass Whooper covers Mr. Charisma. Earl Hebner counts. (...1) (...2) (...3).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, The Masked Ass Whooper!!!
Jack: Gee, I wonder who was that Masked Ass Whooper?
Bud: I don’t know, but he just kicked Mr. Charisma’s ass!
Jim: Fans, please stay tuned as we take a commercial break.
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Jim: And we are back fans, for some more P.C.W./H.W.A. Blood Bath Action!
Bud: Fans, our next match is a debut match for our newest stable, the Rude Awakening!
Jack: Rude Awakening? Isn’t our boss’s name Rick...
Bud: Jack, I would shut up if you still want your free beer!
Jack: Hey, Intern Boy! Pass me another one!
(Intern Boy hands Jack another beer.)
Bud: My thoughts exactly, now pass me another beer, as we go to our next match!
Dragon vs. KC Hight
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275, a member of Rude Awakening, Dragon!!! (crowd cheers!)
("Dark Music" plays as Dragon enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275, from Pierre, South Dakota, KC Hight!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("The Beautiful People" plays as KC Hight enters the ring. Dragon checks out the ring. KC Hight strikes Dragon in the elbow. (the bell rings) Dragon punches KC Hight in the head. KC Hight short-arm clotheslines Dragon to the mat. Dragon gets up. Dragon forearm smashes KC Hight. Dragon delivers a short-arm clothesline to KC Hight. Dragon measures KC Hight up and drops a closed fist. KC Hight climbs to his feet. Dragon tackles KC Hight and pummels his head. KC Hight is up again. KC Hight goes for a Omote Gyaku but Dragon dodges the attack. KC Hight kicks Dragon in the back of the leg. KC Hight covers Dragon. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1) (...2) Dragon kicks out.)
Jim Been: KC Hight is doing quite well at this point.
Bud Wheiser: Dragon is making quite a debut though.
Jack: Yeah, whatever. As long as the beer’s cold.
(Dragon stands up. KC Hight runs and tackles Dragon. KC Hight punches him in the head. Dragon gets up. Dragon delivers a kick to the head of KC Hight. Dragon covers KC Hight. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1) KC Hight escapes. KC Hight gets back to his feet. KC Hight slaps the face of Dragon. KC Hight moves back to his feet. Dragon body slams KC Hight.)
Jack Danheils: Dragon's momma would be proud!
Jim: You think so?
Jack: Nope, but does it matter anyway?
(KC Hight kicks Dragon in the head. Dragon tackles KC Hight. Dragon gets back to his feet. Dragon stomps KC Hight. KC Hight punches Dragon in the head. Dragon connects with a flying knee. KC Hight goes down. Dragon knees KC Hight and rolls back to his feet. KC Hight reverse DDT's Dragon's head into the mat. KC Hight chants start. KC Hight drags Dragon to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) KC Hight connects with a low blow. Dragon goes down. (...3) Dragon drives a forearm into the head of KC Hight. (....4) Dragon punches KC Hight in the head. (.....5) KC Hight takes Dragon into the ring. KC Hight drives a forearm into the head of Dragon. KC Hight runs and tackles Dragon. KC Hight punches him in the head. KC Hight gut-wrenches Dragon.)
Jim Been: If KC Hight keeps using moves like that Gut-Wrench Power Bomb he could win the match!
Jack: You’ve been reading that book I gave you, haven’t you?
Bud: You gave him a book?
Jack: Yeah, it was "Wrestling For Dummies."
Jim: It’s a good book. I have it here with me.
Bud: Well, at least the book is accurately named.
(KC Hight and Dragon go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) KC Hight rolls onto Dragon connecting with a knee. (...3) KC Hight stomps Dragon's head. (....4) KC Hight drives a forearm into the head of Dragon. (.....5) They head back into the ring. KC Hight delivers a kick to the head of Dragon. Dragon is up again. KC Hight delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dragon. Dragon stands up. KC Hight uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Dragon is down. KC Hight goes for a figure four. Earl Hebner asks Dragon if he quits. ... KC Hight tightens the hold. ... ... KC Hight breaks the hold. Now Dragon standing. Dragon short-arm clotheslines KC Hight to the mat. KC Hight executes a back breaker on Dragon. KC Hight chants start. KC Hight chokes Dragon with his boot. Dragon sets KC Hight up DDT’s him into the mat. KC Hight is up again. Dragon piledrives KC Hight. Dragon applies a Boston crab to KC Hight. Earl Hebner asks KC Hight if he quits. ... KC Hight tries to escape. ... ... Dragon tightens the hold. ... KC Hight is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... KC Hight tries to escape. ... KC Hight taps out.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Dragon!!!
Jim: That was a nice debut for Dragon.
Bud: And his stable mate, Tiger Davis, will be wrestling next when we return from this commercial break.
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Jim: Welcome back fans!
Jack: Damn it!
Bud: What is it Jack?
Jack: There’s no snacks up here. We got the beer, but no food.
Bud: Ahh, crap! Intern boy! Go to the back and have them bring us up some food.
Intern Boy: OK.
Jim: Well, let’s go to the ring now for our next match.
Andy England vs. Tiger Davis
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, a member of Rude Awakening, Tiger Davis!!! (crowd cheers!)
("Wanna Be A Baller" plays as Tiger Davis enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275, "The Thunder From Down Under", Andy England!!!
("Australian National Anthem" plays as Andy England enters the ring. Tiger Davis grabs Andy England's arm and strikes his elbow. Andy England checks his boots. (the bell rings) Tiger Davis connects with a flying knee. Andy England goes down. Tiger Davis covers Andy England. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Andy England escapes.)
Bud: What a debut for "The Thunder From Down Under".
Jim: Down under what?
Jack: Australia? The land down under?
Jim: OK? But still, what is it under?
Bud: Under the equator, compared to us.
Jim: Oh, OK?
Jack: Don’t think about that too hard, Jim. You might get an aneurysm.
(Andy England climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis delivers a kick to the head of Andy England. Now Andy England standing. Andy England uses a closed fist on Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis low blows Andy England. Tiger Davis slaps the face of Andy England. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Andy England lifts Tiger Davis up and drops him on the mat.)
Jim: What a Body Slam!
Jack: What’s taking the Intern Boy so long?
Bud: I wonder if he bumped into Wild on his way there.
Jack: Who cares about Wild, I want my chips!
(Andy England and Tiger Davis go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Andy England knees Tiger Davis and rolls back to his feet. Now Tiger Davis standing. (...3) Andy England runs and tackles Tiger Davis. Andy England punches him in the head. Tiger Davis is up again. Tiger Davis lifts up Andy England and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Tiger Davis chants start. They head back into the ring.)
Intern Boy: Food’s here!
Bud: About time.
Jack: (grabs a bucket from Intern Boy.) Oooh, hot wings!
Jim: I don’t understand, what’s the big issue over the food?
Intern Boy: Here, Jim. Here’s your Skittles.
Jim: (grabs Skittles from Intern Boy.) Oooh, Skittles!
(Now Andy England standing. Andy England short-arm clotheslines Tiger Davis to the mat. Tiger Davis is back on his feet. Tiger Davis drives a forearm into Andy England. Andy England drives a forearm into Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis kicks Andy England in the back of the leg. Andy England is back on his feet. Andy England slaps Tiger Davis in the face. Andy England kicks Tiger Davis in the stomach. Tiger Davis stands up. Andy England connects with a low blow. Tiger Davis goes down. Tiger Davis is back on his feet. Tiger Davis grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Tiger Davis rolls onto Andy England connecting with a knee. Andy England is up again. Andy England delivers a kick to the head of Tiger Davis. Andy England applies an arm wrench to Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis gets up. Tiger Davis tackles and begins punching Andy England. Andy England is up again. Tiger Davis executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Andy England. Tiger Davis chokes Andy England. Tiger Davis chants start. Andy England moves back to his feet. Tiger Davis uses a closed fist on Andy England. Tiger Davis drags Andy England to the floor. They fight into the aisle. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Tiger Davis lifts Andy England and delivers a back breaker. Tiger Davis measures Andy England up and drops a closed fist. Tiger Davis moves back to his feet. (..2) Tiger Davis kicks Andy England on the floor. Andy England climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis delivers a spine buster to Andy England. (...3) Tiger Davis stomps Andy England's head. Tiger Davis fist drops Andy England on the floor. Tiger Davis stands up. (....4) Tiger Davis knees Andy England and rolls back to his feet. Tiger Davis dives head first into Andy England. Now Tiger Davis standing. (.....5) Tiger Davis executes a piledriver on Andy England. Crotch chop from Tiger Davis. (......6) Tiger Davis fist drops Andy England on the floor. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis moves back to his feet. Tiger Davis tells Andy England to suck it. (.......7) Tiger Davis gives Andy England a crotch chop. Tiger Davis stomps Andy England's head. Andy England climbs to his feet. (........8) Tiger Davis executes a reverse DDT on Andy England. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis piledrives Andy England into the floor. Andy England gets up. Tiger Davis goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Tiger Davis!!!
Jim: Wow! That was an impressive win by Tiger Davis.
Jack: Yeah, but do you want to see something more impressive?
Jim: What’s that?
Jack: The Blood Bath Babes will be dancing for us when we return from this commercial break.
(COMMERCIALS: "Dial 10 - 10 - 321 for all your long distance calls! It saves a bundle!!" "Drink Budweiser! The choice of The Zeus Development team. Remember, Don't Drink and Drive!" "Zeus 3.0 is the 1 E-Fed management system in the world. Only from Geeksoft!" "Wheaties, Breakfast of champions. Get your Mick Foley Wheaties box today. Look for it in your Grocery Cereal Aisle.")
(The camera opens back up with the Blood Bath Babes dancing in the ring. The girls finish their dance, and the crowd cheers. The girls then wave to the announcing booth, before returning to the locker rooms.)
Intern Boy: So, how was that dinner with Gold?
Jack: How was Wild?
Bud: Why don’t you two talk about your love life later. Let’s go to the ring now with Harlie Davidson for our next match.
Talon vs. Fireball
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235, Talon!!!
("Happiness In Slavery" plays as Talon enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225, a member of the Demonic Empire, Fireball!!! (crowd cheers!)
("Hells Bells" plays as Fireball enters the ring. Talon grabs Fireball's arm and strikes his elbow. Fireball checks his boots. (the bell rings) Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Talon kicks Fireball in the stomach. Fireball moves back to his feet. (..2) Fireball takes a slap to the face from Talon. (...3) Talon drives a forearm into the head of Fireball. (....4) Talon takes Fireball down with a knee. (.....5) Talon and Fireball move back to ringside. Talon and Fireball move back into the ring. Talon stomps Fireball's head.)
Jim Been: Fireball takes a Stomp.
Jack: Jack Danheils takes another beer.
Bud: Hey, pass me some of those hot wings.
(Jack holds bucket by Bud.)
Jack: Help yourself.
Bud: Hey, these are pretty good. But you want to know what the best part is?
Jim: What’s that?
Bud: They’re free!
(Fireball climbs to his feet. Fireball executes a back breaker on Talon. Fireball applies a Boston crab to Talon. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Talon escapes.)
Jim Been: Fireball is doing quite well at this point in the match.
Jack Danheils: Yeah, if you say so.
(Fireball fist drops Talon on the mat. Fireball is up again. Fireball grabs Talon and applies an arm wrench. Talon gets up. Fireball grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Fireball applies a Boston crab to Talon. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Fireball tightens the hold. Fireball breaks the hold. Fireball knees Talon and rolls back to his feet. Talon gets back to his feet. Talon delivers a kick to the head of Fireball. Talon measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Now Talon standing. Talon knees Fireball and rolls back to his feet. Talon stomps Fireball. Talon covers Fireball. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. (...1) (...2) Fireball escapes. Fireball is up again. Fireball gut-wrenches Talon. Talon is up again. Fireball and Talon go to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Fireball lifts Talon into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Fireball climbs to his feet. Talon climbs to his feet. Fireball and Talon move back into the ring. Talon hits Fireball with a closed fist. Fireball gives Talon the Fire Starter! Fireball covers Talon. Earl Hebner counts. (..1) (..2) (..3).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Fireball!!!
Jack: Hey! Fireball pulled off a new move!
Bud: Yeah, he call’s it the Fire Starter!
Jack: Well, I know of a "fire" that doesn’t need to be started.
Bud: The Blood Bath Babes will be back out later on, but now we have to go on another commercial break.
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Jack: Welcome back fans, to the second hour of P.C.W./H.W.A. Blood Bath!
Jim: And to start off the second hour, let’s go to the ring now with a tag-team match up!
Road Warriors vs. Schitt Happens
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, from the NWO, Inc., the Road Warriors!!!
("Same Ol' Situation" by Motley Crue plays as The Road Warriors enter the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And their opponents, members of Jobbers 'R Us, the team of Schitt Happens.
("The House That Jack Built" by Metallica plays as Schitt Happens enters the ring. Jack Schitt checks out the ring. Highway Warrior grabs Jack Schitt's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) Jack Schitt clotheslines Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior punches Jack Schitt in the head. Jack Schitt tags in Mark Happens. Jack Schitt uses a closed fist on Highway Warrior. Jack Schitt delivers a short-arm clothesline to Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior moves back to his feet. Jack Schitt shoulder tackles Highway Warrior. Jack Schitt stands up. Highway Warrior stands up. Mark Happens tags in Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt runs and tackles Highway Warrior. Jack Schitt punches him in the head. Highway Warrior gets up. Jack Schitt slaps Highway Warrior in the face. Jack Schitt tags Mark Happens. Jack Schitt executes a reverse DDT on Highway Warrior. Jack Schitt kicks Highway Warrior in the back of the leg. Jack Schitt executes a back breaker on Highway Warrior.)
Jim Been: Highway Warrior is being double-teamed!
Jack Danheils: Well, I guess that’s better than your cousin’s tag-team partner being double-teamed.
Bud: Jack, don’t start that up!
(Highway Warrior executes a back breaker on Jack Schitt. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior drags Jack Schitt to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Highway Warrior measures Jack Schitt up and drops a closed fist. Now Highway Warrior standing. (...3) Highway Warrior rolls onto Jack Schitt connecting with a knee. (....4) Highway Warrior kicks Jack Schitt on the floor. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Highway Warrior fist drops Jack Schitt on the mat. Highway Warrior gets back to his feet. Highway Warrior tags in Beast Master. Beast Master climbs to his feet. Beast Master rolls onto Mark Happens connecting with a knee. Beast Master tags in Highway Warrior. Mark Happens piledrives Highway Warrior. Mark Happens goes for a figure four. Earl Hebner asks Highway Warrior if he quits. ... ... Highway Warrior is fighting the hold. Highway Warrior escapes. Mark Happens drags Highway Warrior to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Mark Happens rolls onto Highway Warrior connecting with a knee. Highway Warrior gets up. (...3) Mark Happens tackles Highway Warrior to the floor. Mark Happens stands up. (....4) Mark Happens measures Highway Warrior up and drops a closed fist. Mark Happens climbs to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Mark Happens grabs Highway Warrior and applies an arm wrench.)
Jim: Mark Happens executes a Arm wrench.
Jack: Bud Wheiser is hogging all my chicken wings!
Bud: Oh, sorry!
Jack: Hey, Intern Boy. Go see if you can get us some more.
(Highway Warrior is back on his feet. Highway Warrior reverse DDT's Mark Happens's head into the mat. Highway Warrior rolls onto Mark Happens connecting with a knee. Highway Warrior stomps Mark Happens's head. Highway Warrior chokes Mark Happens with his boot. Highway Warrior tells Mark Happens to suck it. Highway Warrior lifts up Mark Happens and delivers a Highway Slam. Highway Warrior goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1) (...2) (...3).)
Harlie Davidson: The winners of this match, Road Warriors!!!
Jim: What a win by the Road Warriors.
Bud: Yeah, and just think. They get to wrestle the Hardcore Outlaws at the PPV.
Jack: That ought to be a good match, but let’s see a real hard core match when we return from this commercial break.
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Jim: And we are back, fans, for some more Blood Bath action.
Jack: And so is the Intern Boy, with some more hot wings.
Bud: Hey, and the Blood Bath Babes are scheduled to dance next too!
Jack: Then let’s go to the ring!
(The Blood Bath Babes come to the ring and do a dance number. The crowd cheers wildly as the girls finish. On their way back, the girls stop by the announcing booth, and take Jack’s hot wings!)
Jack: Hey! I just got that bucket!
Bud: Damn it! The chicks took our chicken wings!
Intern Boy: Look’s like I have to go get some more.
(Intern Boy leaves the announcing booth.)
Jim: If you are done complaining about the chicken, let’s go to the match.
Jack: Hey, Jim. Can you do me a favor?
Jim: Sure, what is it?
Jack: (Hands Jim a package of M&M’s) Here, separate the one’s with the M’s on them from the one’s with W’s on them.
Bud: That should keep him busy for awhile.
Jack: My point exactly!
Warlok vs. Sgt. O'Brien
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Real Hard Core Match. On his way to The ring at this time, weighing in at 275, from the Insane Asylum, a member of the Demonic Empire, Warlok!!!
("Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays as Warlok enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 230, a member of the Union, Sgt. O'Brien!!! (crowd cheers!)
(Sgt. O'Brien walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Warlok checks his boots. Sgt. O'Brien strikes Warlok in the elbow. (Ding, ding, ding.) Warlok slaps the face of Sgt. O'Brien. Warlok gets up. Warlok drives a forearm into Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien executes a reverse DDT on Warlok. Sgt. O'Brien goes for a pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. (...1) (...2) Warlok kicks out. Warlok climbs to his feet. Sgt. O'Brien throws Warlok out of the ring. Sgt. O'Brien picks up a garden hose and chokes Warlok with it.)
Jack Danheils: Damn, this is a good match!
Bud: Oh hell yeah!
Jack: How are you doing on those M&M’s, Jim?
Jim: Pretty good so far. Hey, what do you want me to do with the one’s with the E’s and 3’s.
Jack: Uh, just put them in separate piles as well.
Jim: Oh, OK.
(Sgt. O'Brien flips Warlok to the floor. Sgt. O'Brien goes back into the ring. Sgt. O'Brien picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Warlok with it. Warlok is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien lifts up Warlok and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Sgt. O'Brien chants start. Sgt. O'Brien throws Warlok out of the ring. Sgt. O'Brien picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Warlok with it. Warlok is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien covers Warlok. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. (...1) (...2) Warlok escapes. Warlok gets up. Warlok climbs over the ropes, and into the ring. Sgt. O'Brien picks up a chair and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Warlok vertical suplexes Sgt. O'Brien to the mat.)
Bud: That was a good vertical suplex by Warlok.
Jack: Yeah, but is this Sgt. O’Brien, or Conan O’Brein?
Bud: Sergeant.
Jack: Damn it! And I wanted to see Triumph, the insult comic dog.
(Warlok picks up his sledgehammer and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Sgt. O'Brien is down. Warlok picks up his sledgehammer and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Sgt. O'Brien kicks Warlok in the back of the leg. Sgt. O'Brien goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1) Warlok escapes. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok delivers a short-arm clothesline to Sgt. O'Brien.)
Jim Been: Short-arm clothesline by Warlok.
Jack: Hey, you’re done with those M&M’s already?
Jim: Well, I ran out of Skittles, and I kind of got hungry.
Bud: Yeah, where in the hell is the Intern Boy?
Jim: He’s around here somewhere.
(Warlok grabs Sgt. O'Brien and applies an arm wrench. Warlok goes for a Omote Gyaku but Sgt. O'Brien dodges the attack. Warlok picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Sgt. O'Brien with it. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok connects with a low blow. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Sgt. O'Brien moves back to his feet. Sgt. O'Brien slaps the face of Warlok. Warlok takes Sgt. O'Brien down with a knee. Sgt. O'Brien gets up. Warlok tackles Sgt. O'Brien and pummels his head. Sgt. O'Brien is back on his feet. Warlok slaps the face of Sgt. O'Brien. Warlok gets up. Warlok short-arm clotheslines Sgt. O'Brien to the mat. Sgt. O'Brien gets up. Warlok connects with a low blow. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Sgt. O'Brien takes Warlok down. Sgt. O'Brien covers Warlok. Earl Hebner counts. (...1) (...2) Warlok escapes.)
Jim Been: That was almost the end of the match right there!
Jack: Yeah, who cares.
Bud: Hey, here comes the Intern Boy.
Jack: And some more chicken too!
Intern Boy: Yeah, and this is the last bucket too!
Jack: What?
Intern Boy: Apparently, somebody with the initials "J.D." has taken the rest.
Bud: Jack?
Jack: Hey, It’s free!
(Warlok is up again. Sgt. O'Brien picks up Steel chair and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien low blows Warlok. Sgt. O'Brien covers Warlok. The ref. starts the count. (...1) (...2) Warlok kicks out. Sgt. O'Brien tackles Warlok and pummels his head. Sgt. O'Brien covers Warlok. Earl Hebner counts. (...1) Warlok escapes. Warlok tackles Sgt. O'Brien and pummels his head. Sgt. O'Brien drives a forearm into the head of Warlok. Warlok drives a forearm into the head of Sgt. O'Brien. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Warlok goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. (...1) Sgt. O'Brien kicks out. Sgt. O'Brien climbs to his feet. Sgt. O'Brien picks Warlok up and side slams him to the mat. Sgt. O'Brien chants start. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Sgt. O'Brien puts Warlok in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner asks Warlok if he quits. ... Warlok is fighting the hold. ... ... Warlok is fighting the hold. Warlok escapes. Warlok slams Sgt. O'Brien over the top rope. Sgt. O'Brien picks up Steel chair and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien rolls onto Warlok connecting with a knee. Now Warlok standing. Warlok connects with a low blow. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Warlok fist drops Sgt. O'Brien on the floor. Warlok gets back to his feet. Warlok piledrives Sgt. O'Brien into the floor. Warlok applies a Boston crab to Sgt. O'Brien. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Sgt. O'Brien tries to escape. ... Warlok tightens the hold. ... ... Sgt. O'Brien escapes. Warlok picks up a shovel and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok chokes Sgt. O'Brien with his boot.)
Jim Been: What a choke!!
Jack: (points to Jim.) What a joke!!
Bud: What about you with those chicken wings?
Jack: Hey, you want some of them to eat on our Tuesday poker night, don’t you?
Bud: Good point.
(Sgt. O'Brien is up again. Warlok picks up a shovel and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok takes Sgt. O'Brien off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Warlok stomps Sgt. O'Brien's head. Sgt. O'Brien stands up. Sgt. O'Brien executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Warlok. Warlok is up again. Sgt. O'Brien picks up a garden hose and chokes Warlok with it. Warlok picks Sgt. O'Brien up and side slams him to the floor. Now Warlok standing. Sgt. O'Brien stands up. Warlok picks up Steel chair and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Warlok tackles and begins punching Sgt. O'Brien. Warlok rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Warlok kicks Sgt. O'Brien on the floor. Warlok grabs Sgt. O'Brien and applies an arm wrench. Warlok applies the Fallen Angel to Sgt. O'Brien. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Warlok tightens the hold. ... ... Warlok tightens the hold. ... ... ... ... Sgt. O'Brien is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Warlok tightens the hold. ... Sgt. O'Brien tries to escape. Sgt. O'Brien taps out.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Warlok!!!
Jack: Now, that’s a hard-core match.
Bud: Speaking of hard-core, have you guys heard the rumor that we might be getting a hard-core division here in the P.C.W./H.W.A.?
Intern Boy: Hey, that would be cool!
Jack: Damn right! But now, we have to go on a commercial break. Fans, please stay tuned for some more Blood Bath action when we return.
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Jack: And we are back fans, let’s take you to the ring now with our next match between Dracula and Miguel Blood.
Bud: Fans, it was last week when Dracula tried to capture Cricket’s head. Unfortunately, Cricket was abducted by an undetermined source last week which prevented Dracula from doing his cruel task.
Jim: We also have received word that both Cricket and Random, as well as PeeWee Anderson, have taken the night off to recuperate.
Bud: But next week, the week before the PPV, both Cricket and Dracula will be there for Blood Bath. God only knows what could happen.
Jack: With that in mind, fans, we take you to Harlie Davidson.
Dracula vs. Miguel Blood
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205 from Boca, Argentina, Miguel Blood!!!
(Miguel Blood enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225, from Transylvania, Leader of the Prime Evils, Dracula!!!
("The Warrior" plays as Dracula enters the ring. Miguel Blood checks out ringside. Dracula grabs Miguel Blood's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Miguel Blood short-arm clotheslines Dracula to the floor. Dracula stands up. (..2) Dracula short-arm clotheslines Miguel Blood to the floor. (...3) Dracula applies an arm wrench to Miguel Blood. (....4) Dracula stomps Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Miguel Blood takes Dracula into the ring. Crotch chop from Miguel Blood. Dracula stands up. Miguel Blood lifts Dracula up and drops him on the mat. Dracula is up again. Miguel Blood puts Dracula in a reverse chin lock. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dracula tries to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Miguel Blood breaks the hold. Miguel Blood kicks Dracula in the stomach. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula kicks Miguel Blood in the stomach. Dracula fist drops Miguel Blood on the mat. Dracula measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Dracula is up again. Dracula stomps Miguel Blood's head. Dracula applies an arm wrench to Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood stands up. Dracula reverse DDT's Miguel Blood's head into the mat. Dracula sucks chants start in the crowd.)
Jim: Good Reverse DDT by Dracula. Did you see that last move?
Jack: Yes I did! Damn! That cage match between Dracula and Satan is going to kick some major ass!
Bud: That’s going to be a classic match up right there, and it’s only one week away, at the PPV.
(Dracula stomps Miguel Blood's head. Dracula applies an arm wrench to Miguel Blood. Dracula fist drops Miguel Blood on the mat. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula stomps Miguel Blood's head. Dracula measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Dracula is back on his feet. Miguel Blood gets up. Miguel Blood executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Dracula.)
Jim Been: Are you enjoying this match?
Jack: Yeah, that, and my beer, and these chicken wings too!
Bud: Gee, and to think that we get paid to do this!
(Dracula tackles Miguel Blood to the mat. Dracula moves back to his feet. Dracula grabs Miguel Blood and applies an arm wrench. Dracula fist drops Miguel Blood on the mat. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula applies an arm wrench to Miguel Blood. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Miguel Blood takes Dracula down. Miguel Blood goes for a figure four. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Dracula tries to escape. ... ... ... Dracula escapes. Miguel Blood slaps the face of Dracula. Now Miguel Blood standing. Miguel Blood lifts Dracula into a vertical suplex. Miguel Blood gets up. Dracula drags Miguel Blood to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) They lockup. Dracula sends Miguel Blood to the corner of ringside. Dracula executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Miguel Blood. (..2) Dracula gives Miguel Blood a crotch chop. Dracula sucks chants start in the crowd. Dracula dives headfirst into Miguel Blood. Now Dracula standing. (...3) Dracula executes a piledriver on Miguel Blood. Dracula delivers a kick to the head of Miguel Blood. (....4) Dracula stomps Miguel Blood's head. Dracula measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Dracula is up again. (.....5) Dracula stomps Miguel Blood. Dracula tells Miguel Blood to suck it. Miguel Blood stands up. (......6) Dracula delivers a spine buster to Miguel Blood. Dracula leg drops Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood is up again. (.......7) Dracula lifts Miguel Blood up and drops him on the floor. Miguel Blood gets back to his feet. Miguel Blood hits the floor. Dracula is back on his feet. (........8) Dracula runs in and leg drops Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood is back on his feet. Dracula vertical suplexes Miguel Blood to the floor. Dracula sucks chants start in the crowd. Dracula climbs to his feet. Dracula goes to the ring. (.........9)Miguel Blood heads to the ring. Dracula picks Miguel Blood up and tosses him into the guardrail. (...........10).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Dracula!!!
Jack: Well, Dracula wins by default, but there will be count outs in that cage match!
Bud: Fans, we are starting to run low on time, so we will bring you our main event when we return from this following commercial break.
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Jack: Fans, and now, without any further ado, we take you to the ring for our main event!
Demons of the Night vs. Warrior's Clan
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, from the Demonic Empire, the Demons of the Night!!!
("Of Those Chosen" plays as the Demons of the Night enter the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And their opponents, from the Warrior's Clan, Archangel and Phoenix.
("This Means War!" by Petra plays as the Warrior's Clan enters the ring.)
Harlie: And now, for the thousands in attendance, and for the millions at home, and for the caterers who brought us the chicken wings; LET THE GAMES...BEGIN!!!
(Phoenix tests out the ropes. Molech strikes Phoenix in the elbow. (the bell rings) Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Phoenix punches Molech repeatedly. (..2) Phoenix takes Molech down with a knee. (...3) Phoenix shoulder tackles Molech. Phoenix moves back to his feet. Molech stands up. (....4) Molech tackles Phoenix to the floor. Molech gets up. Phoenix is back on his feet. (.....5) Phoenix and Molech move back into the ring. Phoenix kicks Molech in the back of the leg. Phoenix covers Molech hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. (...1) (...2) Molech kicks out. Molech is back on his feet. Archangel tagged in by Phoenix. Molech gives Archangel a crotch chop. Archangel tags in Phoenix. Molech kicks Phoenix in the back of the leg. Phoenix is back on his feet. Phoenix delivers a low blow to Molech. Archangel tagged in by Phoenix. Molech punches Archangel repeatedly. Molech makes the tag to Abaddon. Molech delivers a spine buster to Archangel. Molech kicks Archangel in the head. Molech rolls onto Archangel connecting with a knee. Abaddon makes the tag to Molech. They lockup. Archangel sends Molech to the corner of the ring. Molech takes Archangel down with a knee. Molech goes for a Side slam but Archangel dodges the attack. Molech puts Archangel in a sleeper hold. Earl Hebner asks Archangel if he quits. ... ... ... ... Archangel tries to escape. Molech breaks the hold.)
Jim: Molech almost won the match!
Bud: Well, this feud between Abaddon and Archangel has lately been ending in draws.
Jack: Well, Archangel said that the Warrior’s Clan wouldn’t interfere, as long as the Demonic Empire wouldn’t.
Bud: But does that mean anything?
Jim: That I don’t know.
(Molech drags Archangel to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Molech picks up a chair and throws it at Archangel. Abaddon punches Archangel repeatedly. (..2) Molech low blows Archangel. Archangel gets up. (...3) Molech runs and tackles Archangel. Molech punches him in the head. Now Archangel standing. (....4) Archangel drives a forearm into the head of Molech. (.....5) Molech takes Archangel into the ring. Molech slaps the face of Archangel. Archangel tags in Phoenix. Phoenix punches Molech in the head.)
Jim Been: Phoenix follows up with a punch.
Jack: And I finish up with a beer too!
Bud: That’s the only way to do it!
(Molech tags in Abaddon. Phoenix kicks Abaddon on the mat. Abaddon makes the tag to Molech. Abaddon clotheslines Phoenix. Abaddon runs and tackles Phoenix. Abaddon punches him in the head. Phoenix is up again. Phoenix brings in Archangel for Warrior's Clan. Molech uses a closed fist on Archangel. Molech connects with a flying knee. Archangel goes down. Phoenix tagged in by Archangel. Molech tackles Phoenix to the mat. Molech gets up. Phoenix makes the tag to Archangel. Molech stomps Archangel. Archangel brings in Phoenix for Warrior's Clan. Phoenix piledrives Molech. Phoenix piledrives Molech. Phoenix is back on his feet. Phoenix drives a forearm into the head of Molech. Abaddon tagged in by Molech. Abaddon takes Phoenix down with a knee. Phoenix moves back to his feet. Abaddon punches Phoenix in the head. Phoenix brings in Archangel for Warrior's Clan. Archangel gets up. Archangel goes for a Body Slam but Abaddon dodges the attack. Archangel and Abaddon go to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Archangel picks up a chair and throws it at Abaddon. Abaddon tries for a Back Breaker but Archangel avoids it. (..2) (...3) Abaddon short-arm clotheslines Archangel to the floor. (....4) Abaddon applies an arm wrench to Archangel. Archangel gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Archangel tackles and begins punching Abaddon. Abaddon tackles Archangel. Abaddon climbs to his feet. Abaddon tags Molech. Molech grabs Archangel and applies an arm wrench. Archangel brings in Phoenix for Warrior's Clan. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Molech takes Phoenix down. Molech and Phoenix go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Phoenix is up again. (..2) Phoenix slaps the face of Molech. Now Phoenix standing. (...3) Molech uses a closed fist on Phoenix. (....4) Phoenix kicks Molech in the head. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Phoenix grabs Molech and applies an arm wrench. Abaddon tagged in by Molech. Abaddon connects with a low blow. Phoenix goes down. Phoenix climbs to his feet. Phoenix takes Abaddon off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Abaddon gets up. Phoenix runs and tackles Abaddon. Phoenix punches him in the head. Abaddon stands up. Abaddon executes a reverse DDT on Phoenix. Abaddon chants start. Abaddon goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Phoenix tries to escape. Phoenix escapes. Abaddon sends Phoenix to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Abaddon picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Phoenix. Phoenix is bleeding. Phoenix is up again. (..2) Phoenix runs and tackles Abaddon. Phoenix punches him in the head. (...3) Abaddon kicks Phoenix in the stomach. Phoenix stands up. (....4) Abaddon kicks Phoenix in the head. Phoenix moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Abaddon drives a forearm into the head of Phoenix.)
Jim: What a forearm smash by Abaddon!
Bud: Phoenix may not have the strength like Abaddon, but he sure does have the endurance!
Jack: Yeah, big deal! Phoenix has the endurance, Abaddon has the strength, and I have the beer!
(Abaddon tags Molech. Phoenix rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Phoenix measures Molech up and drops a closed fist. Now Phoenix standing. Molech stands up. Molech executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phoenix. Molech goes for a figure four. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Phoenix tries to escape. ... Phoenix tries to escape. Molech breaks the hold. Molech tries for a Leg Drop but Phoenix avoids it. Molech puts Phoenix in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Molech tightens the hold. ... Phoenix tries to escape. ... Molech breaks the hold. Molech sends Phoenix to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Molech picks up a chair and throws it at Phoenix. Phoenix moves back to his feet. (..2) Phoenix kicks Molech in the head. (...3) Phoenix rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. (....4) Phoenix applies an arm wrench to Molech. Molech is back on his feet. Molech lifts Phoenix up and drops him on the floor. Molech and Phoenix move back into the ring. Abaddon punches Phoenix repeatedly. Archangel tagged in by Phoenix. Molech measures Archangel up and drops a closed fist. Archangel is back on his feet. Molech makes the tag to Abaddon. Abaddon forearm smashes Archangel. Abaddon tags Molech. Molech connects with a low blow. Archangel goes down. Archangel gets up. Archangel takes Molech off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Molech tags Abaddon. Molech suplexes Archangel. Archangel rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Archangel covers Molech. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. (...1) Molech kicks out. Molech gets up. Archangel connects with a flying knee. Molech goes down. Abaddon tags in Molech. Archangel stomps Molech's head. Archangel measures Molech up and drops a closed fist. Archangel tags in Phoenix. Phoenix fist drops Molech on the mat. Molech is back on his feet. Molech slaps the face of Phoenix. Molech is back on his feet. Molech kicks Phoenix in the stomach.)
(Satan comes down to the announcing booth. Satan grabs Jim Been’s microphone, and shoves him aside.)
Jim: Hey!
Satan: Dracula! You have one more week! You said you would deliver, now do it!
(Satan tosses the mic at the announcing team.)
Bud: Look! In the entryway! It’s the Prime Evils!
(Dracula and his Prime Evils appear in the entryway. The Prime Evils walk down the aisle towards the announcing booth and the ring.)
Jack: And here comes the Demonic Empire!
(The Demonic Empire runs out and attacks the Prime Evils.)
Jim: What? Here comes the Warrior’s Clan now!
Jack: Well, you remember what Archangel said, don’t you?
(The Warrior’s Clan runs down and attacks the Demonic Empire. Earl Hebner, seeing the chaos, calls for the bell.)
Harlie: The result of this match is an outside disqualification!
Jack: Damn it! Not again!
Bud: I think that Abaddon has similar thoughts! Look, he’s attacking Phoenix!
Jim: Who’s that coming to the ring now!
(The Rude Awakening come from out of the audience and proceed to attack Molech and Abaddon.)
Bud: Well, it was Molech who killed Kaptain Kool at the last PPV. I guess Kaptain Kool, JR. wants revenge!
(Tiger Davis, Kaptain Kool Jr., and Dragon attack Molech. Abaddon gives Phoenix a German suplex. Asherah and Sarah Connor battle it out in the aisle. Azrel and Warlok double-team Revelation. Dracula and Satan lock it up. Fireball give Dias Evil the Fire Starter! Terminator tackles Fireball. The Avenging Angel low blows Abaddon.)
Jack: What’s this! Part of the NWO, Inc. too!
(The Road Warriors, Cleric, and Maige run to the ringside. Beast Master grabs Tiger Davis and gives him the Rattle-Snake Bite. Maige runs and tackles Asherah. Sarah Connor and the Avenging Angel lock it up. The ringside area is in complete anarchy and chaos.)
Bud: Where’s the security team at when you need them?
Jim: Look! Here they come now!
Jack: About damn time!
(Samuel Adams and the rest of the security team walk down to break up the members of the five different stables. They meet little success, as the stables fight back. Revelation and Highway Warrior double team Molech. Warlok and Fireball attack Terminator and Azrel. Maige and Sarah Connor lock it up. Abaddon attacks Samuel Adams. Satan and Asherah pound on Kaptain Kool Jr. Tiger Davis and Dragon double team Beast Master. Archangel and Cleric attack Dracula. Dias Evil tackles The Avenging Angel. Phoenix attacks Dias Evil, and gives him the Stunner. The Masked Ass Whooper runs to the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper low blows Tiger Davis. Dracula choke slams Cleric. Archangel gives Dracula the Redemption. Sarah Connor goes after Asherah. The Masked Ass Whooper attacks a security member. Molech kicks Revelation in the stomach. Satan attacks Highway Warrior. Beast Master tosses Dragon into the guardrail. Molech goes after Kaptain Kool Jr. Azrel clotheslines Fireball. Terminator tackles Warlok. Asherah attacks Kaptain Kool Jr. The Avenging Angel grabs Asherah and tosses her to the ground. Fireball low blows Azrel. Warlok kicks Terminator in the stomach. Archangel runs after Satan. Cleric gets up. Sarah Connor attacks Maige. Cleric attacks Warlok. Terminator pushes Cleric away. Fireball clotheslines Cleric. Maige low blows Fireball.)
Bud: Can you believe this! This is out of control!
Jim: Wait a minute! Whose theme is this?
("Via Dolorosa" plays as the camera focuses in on the entryway. There, the woman in the white robe steps out.)
Jack: It’s that woman from last week! Who is she?
Bud: I have no idea, but it looks as if she’s not alone!
(The woman steps aside, to reveal a brown hair man, also in a white robe. This man then steps aside, to reveal a black hair man. That man moves aside, only to reveal a gray hair man.)
Jim: Who are these people?
Bud: I wish I knew.
(This quartet slowly walk down the aisle. Dias Evil, Warlok, and Terminator runs toward them.)
Jack: I don’t know who these people are, but we are about to see them in action.
(The woman gently side steps Warlok, and tosses him into the audience. The brown hair man grabs Terminator, and Guerrilla Supplexes him onto the guardrail. The gray hair man chokes slams Dias Evil.)
Jim: Wow! Did you see that! She threw Warlok into the crowd!
Jack: Damn! And she looks that would make the Blood Bath Babes jealous!
Bud: Careful, Jack. Gold might be listening.
Jack: Yeah, but at least Gold can’t pick me up and toss me like that!
(Azrel, Fireball, Molech, and Abaddon heads towards the four in the walkway. Archangel proceeds to hold the rest of the Warrior’s Clan back. Revelation then holds back his former NWO, Inc. members.)
Bud: What the heck is Archangel doing?
Jim: I don’t know. But these new people are wearing white robes similar to his? Could they have some sort of connection?
Jack: Holy...! Look at that!
(The gray hair man vertical supplexes Azrel. The black hair man choke slams Molech. The blonde woman DDT’s Fireball. The brown hair man grabs Abaddon, and tosses him into the audience next to Warlok. The gray hair man looks at Archangel.)
Bud: Fans, we are out of time. We must go. See you next week at Blood Bath!
(The quartet then nods their heads at Archangel. Archangel does the same, as the camera fades to black.)