9-17-99
(The camera opens up on the TV screen. It shows scenes of Dracula fighting, followed by Satan fighting. It then shows the tail end of last week’s card with the four hooded people attacking the Demonic Empire and the Prime Evils. The camera then shows a picture of a steel cage, then fades out.)
(The camera re-opens overlooking the audience. Loud music erupts from the speakers as the pyrotechnics go off. The crowd cheers wildly!)
Bud: Welcome fans, to another edition of P.C.W./H.W.A. Friday Night Blood Bath! And we are live from Henderson, Nevada.
Jim: That’s right fans, and next week is our September Slaughter Pay Per View extravaganza!
Jack: And right now, our free beer is being delivered to us!
(Two beer men bring some kegs of beer to the announcing booth.)
Bud: Hey, now that’s what I call entertainment!
Jack: Damn right! Now let’s see some more entertainment as we go to the ring with the Blood Bath Babes!
(The Blood Bath Babes come out to do a dance routine. The crowd cheers frantically as the finish their dance and return to the locker rooms.)
Jack: Damn it!
Bud: Now what?
Jack: They left! I was hoping that they would do an encore!
Jim: But we haven’t even begun our first match yet!
Jack: That’s what I mean. Who cares about this upcoming match, let’s watch the girls again!
Bud: Sorry, Jack. But we need to go to the ring now.
Jack: So?
Jim: Well, fans. Our next match is a duel between the P.C.W./H.W.A.’s NeWA recruits!
Bud: Gee, in that case, we should have gone back to the Blood Bath Babes!
Jim: And now, we go to the ring with Harlie Davidson.
Andy England vs. KC Hight
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275, "The Thunder From Down Under", Andy England!!!
("Australian National Anthem" plays as Andy England enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 from Pierre, South Dakota, KC Hight! (Crowd cheers!!!)
("The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays as KC Hight enters the ring. Andy England grabs KC Hight's arm and strikes his elbow. KC Hight checks his boots. (Ding, ding, ding) Andy England delivers a low blow to KC Hight. Andy England grabs KC Hight and applies an arm wrench. Andy England fist drops KC Hight on the mat.)
Jim Been: KC Hight takes a Fist drop.
Jack Danheils: Jack Danheils takes a beer.
Bud Wheiser: Bud Wheiser takes a nap. God, this match sucks!
Jim: You can’t say that, you’re the commentator!
Jack: And we’re not suppose to drink beer while doing this either, so shut the hell up!
(Now Andy England standing. Andy England rolls onto KC Hight connecting with a knee. Andy England tackles KC Hight and pummels his head. Andy England rolls onto KC Hight connecting with a knee. Now KC Hight standing. Andy England kicks KC Hight in the head. KC Hight gets back to his feet. KC Hight tries for a Reverse DDT but Andy England avoids it. KC Hight sends Andy England to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) KC Hight delivers a kick to the head of Andy England. Andy England gets back to his feet. (...3) Andy England tackles KC Hight and pummels his head. KC Hight moves back to his feet. (....4) KC Hight drives a forearm into the head of Andy England.)
Jim Been: Forearm Smash!
Jack: Sure Jim, whatever you say. Damn, Bud. I guess you were right about this match.
Jim: I thought we were not supposed to say anything?
Bud: Hell, even the Intern Boy fell asleep!
Jack: Damn, no wonder I wasn’t getting any beer!
(Jack shakes Intern Boy, and he wakes up.)
Intern Boy: Huh? What?
((.....5) They fight into the aisle. Andy England and KC Hight move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Andy England kicks KC Hight in the back of the leg. KC Hight is back on his feet. KC Hight takes Andy England off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Andy England executes a neck-breaker on KC Hight. Now KC Hight standing. Andy England sends KC Hight to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Andy England picks up a Steel chair and swings it at KC Hight. KC Hight is bleeding. (..2) Andy England delivers a low blow to KC Hight. KC Hight is back on his feet. (...3) KC Hight short-arm clotheslines Andy England to the floor. Andy England climbs to his feet. (....4) Andy England uses a closed fist on KC Hight. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Andy England slaps KC Hight in the face. Andy England is back on his feet. Andy England uses a belly-to-belly suplex. KC Hight is down. Andy England applies a Boston crab to KC Hight. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Andy England tightens the hold. ... Andy England tightens the hold. Andy England breaks the hold.)
Jim: We almost had a winner.
Bud: (Wakes back up.) Huh? Hey, where Jack go?
Jim: He left a few minutes ago.
(Bud shakes the Intern Boy, who fell back asleep.)
Jim: What’s wrong with you three, anyway?
Bud: Oh, that’s right. You weren’t at Jack’s party last night.
Jim: Jack had a party?
Intern Boy: Uh, yeah.
Bud: (Yawns) OK, let’s go back to the match now.
(Andy England drives a forearm into KC Hight. Andy England takes KC Hight off his feet with a short-arm clothesline KC Hight climbs to his feet. KC Hight tackles and begins punching Andy England. KC Hight covers Andy England. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Andy England escapes. Andy England is back on his feet. KC Hight punches Andy England in the head. KC Hight kicks Andy England in the head. KC Hight lifts Andy England into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. KC Hight and Andy England go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) KC Hight picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. Andy England executes a reverse DDT on KC Hight. KC Hight gets back to his feet. (..2) Andy England picks up a Steel chair and swings it at KC Hight. KC Hight is bleeding. Andy England uses a closed fist on KC Hight. Andy England kicks KC Hight in the back of the leg. KC Hight climbs to his feet. (...3) Andy England executes a back breaker on KC Hight. Andy England measures KC Hight up and drops a closed fist. Andy England gets back to his feet. Now KC Hight standing. (....4) Andy England runs and tackles KC Hight. Andy England punches him in the head. Andy England flips KC Hight to the floor. (.....5) Andy England executes a piledriver on KC Hight. Andy England grabs KC Hight and applies an arm wrench. (......6).)
Jim Been: They'll be counted out if they don't return to the ring.
(Jack returns to the announcing booth.)
Jack: And you guys would still be asleep if it weren’t for these.
(Jack passes out some caffeine pills to Bud and Intern Boy.)
Intern Boy: Thanks!
(Andy England stomps KC Hight. Andy England runs in and leg drops KC Hight. (.......7) Crotch chop from Andy England. Andy England lifts up KC Hight and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. (........8) Andy England picks KC Hight up and side slams him to the floor. Andy England head butts KC Hight. Andy England gets up. Andy England goes to the ring. (.........9)KC Hight heads to the ring, but Andy England pushes him back out! (...........10).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Andy England!!!
Jim: Wow! That was something for "The Thunder From Down Under"!
Jack: Wow! That’s something right there too! Caffeine pills and beer! Damn!
Bud: Damn! I know what you mean!
Jim: OK? Uh, fans, please stay tuned as we go now to a commercial break.
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Bud: Welcome back fans, to another edition of P.C.W./H.W.A.....
Jim: We already did that part!
Bud: Oh, damn. (rubs face) That’s right. I remember the Blood Bath Babes, but after that?
Jim: You three fell asleep.
Jack: Damn it! Who took all of the caffeine pills!
Bud: I think that the intern had them last.
Intern Boy: (Twitching) Hi!-How’s-it-going?
Jim: You OK?
Intern Boy: Fine!-I’m-just-fine!-Thanks-for-asking!
Bud: Uh, you were suppose to take two pills, not two handfuls.
Intern Boy: Whatever-you-say!-Let’s-go-to-the-ring-now-to-see-someone-get-their-ass-beat!
Dracula vs. Talon
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from Transylvania, Dracula!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("The Warrior" plays as Dracula enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 235, Talon!!!
("Happiness in Slavery" plays as Talon enters the ring. Dracula grabs Talon's arm and strikes his elbow. Talon strikes Dracula in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Dracula takes Talon down with a knee. (..2) Talon runs and tackles Dracula. Talon punches him in the head. (...3) Talon knees Dracula and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Talon kicks Dracula on the floor. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Talon fist drops Dracula on the mat. Dracula stands up. Dracula executes a reverse DDT on Talon. Dracula puts Talon in the Bloodlose!! Earl Hebner asks Talon if he quits. ... ... ... ... Dracula breaks the hold.)
Intern Boy: Dracula-almost-won-the-match!
Jack: Damn! You should lay off of the caffeine, you are starting to sound like Jim.
(Dracula applies an arm wrench to Talon. Dracula stomps Talon's head. Now Talon standing. Dracula tackles Talon to the mat. Now Dracula standing. Talon gets up. Dracula vertical suplexes Talon to the mat.)
Jim: This is how wrestling should be!
Intern Boy: You’re-not-kidding.-This-is-really-a-good-match!
Jack: Hey, you’re 21, right?
Intern Boy: Yeah,-why-do-you-ask?
Jack: Here, drink this! (Hands Intern Boy a beer) It might calm you down!
(Dracula looks Talon in the face and says Suck it. "Dracula sucks blood!" chants start in the crowd. Dracula applies an arm wrench to Talon. Dracula measures Talon up and drops a closed fist. "Dracula sucks blood!" chants start in the crowd. Dracula climbs to his feet. Dracula stomps Talon. Dracula puts his hand around the head of Talon. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Talon tries to escape. ... Talon tries to escape. ... ... Dracula tightens the hold. ... Dracula tightens the hold. ... Dracula tightens the hold. ... Dracula tightens the hold. ... Talon is fighting the hold. ... Talon is fighting the hold. Talon taps out.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Dracula!!!
Bud: Yes, fans! Please join us next week as Dracula will face Satan in a cage match.
Jim: That’s going to be a good match. Uh, Jack? Are you sure that was a good idea to give the Intern Boy a beer?
Jack: Oh, of course it was? Why, are you jealous?
Jim: No, because he just passed out.
(Intern Boy is asleep again at the announcing booth.)
Jack: Ah, he’s just a rookie! He’ll be fine, as long as he doesn’t snore!
Bud: Yep, well fans, please stay tuned as we go to yet another commercial break.
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Jim: And we are back. So, how’s the intern doing?
(Bud lifts Intern Boy’s arm up, and drops it back onto the table.)
Bud: He’s fine.
Jack: Good enough.
Jim: Well, this bottle does say not to mix with other drugs.
Jack: We didn’t mix it with drugs, we mixed it with beer. It never bothered me before!
Bud: Oh, well. Let’s go to the ring now for our next match!
Highway Warrior vs. Molech
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 320, a member of the Demonic Empire, accompanied by Asherah, Molech!!! (crowd cheers!!!)
("Of Those Chosen" plays as Molech and Asherah walk to the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 285, from Chicago, IL, a member of the NWO, Inc., Highway Warrior!!! (crowd cheers!!!)
("Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, & Cannibal Girls" by White Zombie plays as Highway Warrior runs down to the ring. Molech strikes Highway Warrior in the elbow. Highway Warrior grabs Molech's arm and strikes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Molech tackles Highway Warrior to the mat. Highway Warrior gets back to his feet. Highway Warrior slaps the face of Molech. Highway Warrior gets up. Highway Warrior takes a slap to the face from Molech. Molech gets up. Highway Warrior runs and tackles Molech. Highway Warrior punches him in the head. Highway Warrior stomps Molech's head.)
Jim Been: Highway Warrior with a Stomp.
Bud Wheiser: (Looks at his watch, then at Intern Boy.) Hmm, I give him three minutes top.
Jack: Hmm, sounds good.
Jim: What’s that?
Bud: Don’t worry about it.
(Molech climbs to his feet. Molech connects with a flying knee. Highway Warrior goes down. Highway Warrior moves back to his feet. Highway Warrior lifts Molech into the air and delivers a spine buster. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior kicks Molech on the mat.)
Intern Boy: Molech takes a Stomp.
Jim: What the...!
Bud: Told you it be within three minutes.
Jack: Beer, America’s miracle cure!
Intern Boy: Hey, what happened?
Jim: Not much, just that you were knocked out for awhile.
Intern Boy: Cool!
(Molech uses a closed fist on Highway Warrior. Molech kicks Highway Warrior in the head. Highway Warrior gets back to his feet. Highway Warrior drives a forearm into the head of Molech. Molech kicks Highway Warrior in the back of the leg. Molech lifts Highway Warrior up and drops him on his knee. Molech goes for a pin. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count. (...1) (...2) Highway Warrior escapes.)
Jim Been: Molech almost won the match!
Jack: Just think about next week at the PPV, Molech gets to face Kaptain Kool Jr.!
Bud: That’s going to be an awesome match up! I just hope that somebody doesn’t throw a party before then though?
Jack: Don’t worry! I will!
(Highway Warrior gets up. Highway Warrior uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Molech is down. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Highway Warrior takes a slap to the face from Molech. Molech gets up. Highway Warrior delivers a low blow to Molech. Molech climbs to his feet. Molech runs and tackles Highway Warrior. Molech punches him in the head. Highway Warrior slaps Molech in the face. Highway Warrior stands up. Molech takes Highway Warrior down with a knee. Molech kicks Highway Warrior on the mat. Highway Warrior is back on his feet. Molech low blows Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior executes a reverse DDT on Molech. Highway Warrior covers Molech. Nick Patrick counts the pin. (...1) (...2) Molech kicks out. Molech stands up. Highway Warrior lifts Molech into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Highway Warrior moves back to his feet. Now Molech standing. Highway Warrior drags Molech to the floor. Nick Patrick starts the count (.1).)
Bud: Hey, this is a good match!
Intern Boy: Yeah, but I’m getting the munchies.
Jack: So am I, you better go get us some food, dude.
Intern Boy: OK, see you in a few.
Jim: Highway Warrior continues with the offensive.
(Highway Warrior uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Molech is down. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior and Molech move back into the ring. Highway Warrior sends Molech into Nick Patrick he goes down. Highway Warrior chokes Molech. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior tackles Molech. Highway Warrior climbs to his feet. Molech gets up. Abaddon runs to the ring. Abaddon sets Highway Warrior up DDT’s him into the mat. Abaddon gives Highway Warrior the Severed Head Supplex! Abaddon runs and tackles Highway Warrior. Abaddon punches him in the head. Highway Warrior gets up. Ordered is restored. Nick Patrick gets up. Molech shoulder tackles Highway Warrior. Molech stands up. Molech kicks Highway Warrior on the mat. Molech executes the Sacrifice on Highway Warrior. Molech covers Highway Warrior. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count. (...1) (...2) (...3).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Molech!!!
Jim: That’s no fair! Abaddon helped him!
Bud: So, what do you call it if someone helped your cousin Richie out?
Jack: I’d call it "stupidity"! But, fans, please stay tuned for some more Blood Bath Action when we return!
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(The camera returns with the Blood Bath Babes in the ring. The girls proceed to do a dance routine. The crowd cheers wildly, as they finish.)
Intern Boy: Welcome back fans!
Jack: (Snacking on some pretzels) Yeah, welcome back!
Jim: Fans, this is the moment in which the deal between Satan and Dracula boils down to. Will Dracula be able to deliver Cricket’s head to Satan? Personally, I hope not, but...
Bud: Ah, quit your yapping and go to the ring!
Cricket vs. Lim Po Po
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, from Fresno, CA, Cricket!!!
("Make 'em say uhh" plays Cricket gets escorted to the ring by the P.C.W./H.W.A. Security Team.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225, from the Limpopo Valley, a member of Jobbers R' Us, Lim Po Po!!! (crowd boos!!)
("Primal Scream" plays as Lim Po Po enters the ring. Cricket checks out the ring. Lim Po Po grabs Cricket's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) Cricket slaps the face of Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po takes Cricket down with a knee. Cricket delivers a kick to the head of Lim Po Po. Cricket rolls onto Lim Po Po connecting with a knee. Now Lim Po Po standing. Cricket connects with a low blow. Lim Po Po goes down. Lim Po Po gets back to his feet. Lim Po Po lifts Cricket up and drops him on his knee. Lim Po Po sucks chants start in the crowd. Lim Po Po chokes Cricket. Lim Po Po rolls onto Cricket connecting with a knee. Cricket gets back to his feet. Cricket runs and tackles Lim Po Po. Cricket punches him in the head. Lim Po Po gets back to his feet. Lim Po Po tackles Cricket. Lim Po Po stomps Cricket. Lim Po Po knees Cricket and rolls back to his feet. Lim Po Po covers Cricket. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count. (...1) Cricket escapes.)
Jim Been: Lim Po Po should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Jack: Maybe you should go over there and tell him that!
Jim: I might, if I knew where Dracula and Satan where at.
Bud: Chicken shit!
(Cricket is up again. Cricket uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Lim Po Po is down. Lim Po Po stands up. Lim Po Po runs and tackles Cricket. Lim Po Po punches him in the head. Cricket moves back to his feet. Lim Po Po takes Cricket off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Lim Po Po fist drops Cricket on the mat. Now Cricket standing. Cricket lifts up Lim Po Po and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb.)
Jim: Wow! Are you enjoying this match?
Jack: Not as much as I’m enjoying this beer!
Jim: What?
Bud: Nevermind.
(Lim Po Po slaps Cricket in the face. Lim Po Po short-arm clotheslines Cricket to the mat. Lim Po Po kicks Cricket on the mat. Cricket is up again. Cricket sends Lim Po Po into Nick Patrick he goes down. Cricket piledrives Lim Po Po into the mat. Lim Po Po is back on his feet. Cricket body slams Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po climbs to his feet. Azrel, Dias Evil, Dracula and The Terminator come to the ring. Azrel drives a forearm into Lim Po Po. Azrel punches Lim Po Po. Azrel lifts Lim Po Po and delivers a back breaker. Dias Evil chokes Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po moves back to his feet. Dias Evil executes a reverse DDT on Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po is up again. Dracula low blows Cricket. Dracula measures Cricket up and drops a closed fist. Dracula is up again. Samuel Adams and the Security team tries to stop the Prime Evils, but to little success. Cricket stands up. Dracula takes Lim Po Po off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. "Dracula sucks blood" chants start in the crowd. Now Lim Po Po standing. Dracula uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Lim Po Po is down. The Terminator reverse DDT's Cricket's head into the mat. Crotch chop from The Terminator. The Security team is able to get the Prime Evils out of the ring. Ordered is restored. Nick Patrick gets up. Cricket and Lim Po Po go to the floor. They fight into the aisle. Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Cricket clotheslines Lim Po Po. Cricket kicks Lim Po Po in the back of the leg. Lim Po Po gets back to his feet. (..2) Cricket grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Cricket falls headfirst into Lim Po Po. Cricket is up again. (...3) Cricket fist drops Lim Po Po on the floor. Cricket applies an arm wrench to Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po is up again. (....4) Cricket vertical suplexes Lim Po Po to the floor. Cricket is back on his feet. Cricket knees Lim Po Po and rolls back to his feet. (.....5).)
Jim Been: Cricket should get back into the ring, he’s safer in there!
Bud: Are you sure about that?
Jack: I wouldn’t be.
(Cricket applies an arm wrench to Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po moves back to his feet. Cricket gut-wrenches Lim Po Po. (......6) Cricket executes a piledriver on Lim Po Po. Cricket fist drops Lim Po Po on the floor. Cricket is back on his feet. (.......7) Cricket measures Lim Po Po up and drops a closed fist. Cricket moves back to his feet. Crotch chop from Cricket. (........8) Cricket grabs Lim Po Po and applies an arm wrench. Lim Po Po gets back to his feet. Cricket side slams Lim Po Po. Cricket goes to the ring. (.........9)Lim Po Po heads to the ring, but the Prime Evils keep him out! (...........10).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Cricket!!!
Jack: What in the Hell! The Prime Evils helped Cricket win a match!!
Bud: I guess, but what are they doing now!
(The Prime Evils surround the ring, with Cricket still stuck in the middle!)
Jim: Uh Oh, this doesn’t look good for Cricket!
Intern Boy: Now, this is interesting!
(The Prime Evils climb up on the ring apron, with Terminator, Azrel, Dracula, and Dias Evil each on a side of the ring. Dias Evil and Dracula proceed to enter the ring.)
Bud: Come on, Sam! Do something for crying out loud!
(Suddenly, a bright light enters the ring. The light then ends with the black hair man in the white robe in the ring with Cricket.)
Intern Boy: Hey! It’s that one dude from last week!
Bud: Does anybody know their name yet?
Jack: Who cares, look!
(Dias Evil charges at the man. The man spins around and tosses Dias Evil into the turnbuckle. Terminator and Azrel runs towards him. The man blocks one of Terminator’s punches, and backhands Azrel. Dias Evil is now standing. The man grabs Terminator and tosses him into Dias Evil. Dracula runs towards Cricket. Azrel climbs to his feet. The robed man kicks Azrel, flips over him, and grabs hold of Cricket. Dracula tries to seize Cricket, but the robed man choke slams Dracula. Now, all of the members of Prime Evil are standing. The robed man picks up Cricket.)
Intern Boy: Wow! Did you see that!
Jack: Yeah, but where are the rest of these hooded people?
Bud: Question is, is what he’s going to do?
(The Prime Evils close in on Cricket and the robed man. Suddenly, the arena is filled with another massive light. When vision is restored, only the Prime Evils remain in the ring.)
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Jim: Welcome back fans, for the second hour of P.C.W./H.W.A. Friday Night Blood Bath!
Bud: Fans, in case you missed the first hour, Cricket was rescued by one of these hooded men, as Dracula and his Prime Evils tried to make good on Satan’s bargain.
Jack: Speaking of the Prime Evils, Terminator and Azrel will be facing a new tag team, who already claim themselves as the #1 team.
Jim: So, what’s going to happen now between Satan and Dracula?
Jack: Don’t know, but I do know what’s going to happen between that keg and I.
Bud: Damn right! Now pass me a cold one as we head to the ring!
Death & Destruction vs. Hardcore Outlaws
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Death & Destruction!!!
("Come As You Are" plays as Azrel and The Terminator enter the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And their opponents, the team of Hardcore Outlaws.
(The Hardcore Outlaws walk their way to the ring. Tiger Davis strikes Azrel in the elbow. Azrel strikes Tiger Davis in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Tiger Davis tackles and begins punching Azrel. (..2) Tiger Davis rolls onto Azrel connecting with a knee. Azrel gets back to his feet. Azrel tries for a Side slam but Tiger Davis avoids it. (...3).)
Jim Been: This is quality sports entertainment!
Jack: I’ll say! Free beer, plus getting paid to watch wrestling! What more could I want?
Bud: Well, the Blood Bath Babes are back in their locker rooms.
Jack: Oh, yeah.
((....4) Azrel connects with a low blow. Tiger Davis goes down. Tiger Davis is back on his feet. (.....5) Tiger Davis and Azrel move back to ringside. Tiger Davis takes Azrel into the ring. Tiger Davis forearm smashes Azrel. Tiger Davis delivers a kick to the head of Azrel. Azrel moves back to his feet. Tiger Davis uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Azrel is down. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis brings in Dragon for Hardcore Outlaws. They lockup. Azrel sends Dragon to the corner of the ring. Azrel shoulder tackles Dragon. Azrel is up again. Azrel brings in The Terminator for Death & Destruction. The Terminator applies an arm wrench to Dragon. Tiger Davis tagged in by Dragon. They lockup. Dragon sends The Terminator to the corner of the ring. Dragon climbs to his feet. The Terminator executes a back breaker on Dragon. "Dragon sucks" chants start in the crowd. The Terminator chokes Dragon with his boot. The Terminator tags Azrel. Tiger Davis slaps Azrel in the face. Tiger Davis stands up. Tiger Davis tags in Dragon. Tiger Davis drives a forearm into the head of Azrel. Dragon piledrives Azrel.)
Jim Been: The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!
Jack: You learn a lot from your cousin, don’t you?
Jim: Yep, I sure do.
Bud: That still isn’t much.
(Azrel fist drops Dragon on the mat. Azrel applies an arm wrench to Dragon. Azrel piledrives Dragon. Dragon gets up. Dragon makes the tag to Tiger Davis. Azrel delivers a short-arm clothesline to Tiger Davis. Azrel connects with a low blow. Tiger Davis goes down. Tiger Davis brings in Dragon for Hardcore Outlaws. Dragon knocks Azrel into Nick Patrick taking out the referee. Dragon punches Azrel in the head. Dragon chants start. Dragon body slams Azrel. Dias Evil comes to the ring. Dias Evil connects with a flying knee. Dragon goes down. Dias Evil chants start in the crowd. Dragon climbs to his feet. Dias Evil flips Dragon to the mat. Ordered is restored. Nick Patrick gets up. Azrel sets Dragon up DDT’s him into the mat. Dragon climbs to his feet. Azrel uses a closed fist on Dragon. Azrel gives Dragon the Hell on Earth! Azrel covers Dragon hooking the leg. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count. (...1) (...2) (...3).)
Harlie Davidson: The winners of this match, Death & Destruction!!!
Jack: Hey, what an impressive win by Death & Destruction!
Jim: Yeah, it’s hard to believe that that one hooded man defended Cricket against them.
Bud: Careful Jim, they might get mad and come after you.
Jim: Oh, do you think they would?
Jack: If we were lucky!
Intern Boy: Well, fans. Please stay tuned as we go now to a commercial break.
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Jim: Welcome back fans! We take you to the ring now with our ring announcer, Harlie Davidson!
Satan vs. Random
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185, a member of the Union, Random!!! (crowd boos!!)
("Final Doom" plays as Random enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 285, a member of the Demonic Empire, he holds the P.C.W./H.W.A Middleweight title belt, Satan!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("The Devil" plays as Satan enters the ring. Random strikes Satan in the elbow. Satan checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Random shoulder tackles Satan. Random gets up. Random fist drops Satan on the mat. Satan is back on his feet. Satan forearm smashes Random. Satan kicks Random in the stomach. Satan measures Random up and drops a closed fist. Satan is up again. Satan goes for a pin. Nick Patrick counts. (...1) Random kicks out. Random tries for a vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Satan. Random delivers a kick to the head of Satan. Now Satan standing. Satan punches Random in the head. Satan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Random. Random climbs to his feet. Random takes Satan off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Satan is up again. Random tackles Satan and pummels his head. Random goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. (...1) Satan escapes.)
Jim Been: Random should have just stayed on the attack.
Intern Boy: Satan acts like he’s just toying with Random, though.
Bud: Well, why don’t you quit toying around, and hand me another beer?
(Satan stands up. Satan kicks Random in the head. Satan rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Random is back on his feet. Random tries for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Satan. Satan is put in a Sleeper Hold by Random. Nick Patrick is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Satan tries to escape. Random breaks the hold. Random uses a closed fist on Satan. Satan kicks Random in the back of the leg. Satan stomps Random. Satan grabs Random and applies an arm wrench. Random gets up. Satan goes for a Body Slam but Random dodges the attack. Satan applies a Boston crab to Random. Nick Patrick asks Random if he quits. ... ... Satan tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Satan tightens the hold. Random escapes. Satan sends Random to ringside. Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Random tries for a Side slam but is not strong enough to lift Satan. Random takes Satan into the ring. Random drives a forearm into Satan. Random takes Satan down with a knee.)
Intern Boy: Ah, this is interesting.
Jim Been: Random executes a knee.
Jack: What do you mean by that boy?
Intern Boy: Just the way Satan is actually letting Random think he’s going to win. I mean, come on, Satan’s the Middleweight champ!
Bud: True, the kid has a point. But Random IS fighting for everything that he is worth.
(Random knees Satan and rolls back to his feet. Satan is back on his feet. Satan slaps Random in the face. Satan moves back to his feet. Random shoulder tackles Satan. Now Random standing. Satan is back on his feet. Satan gut-wrenches Random. Random gets back to his feet. Random forearm smashes Satan. Satan tackles and begins punching Random. Random climbs to his feet. Random runs and tackles Satan. Random punches him in the head. Random kicks Satan on the mat. Satan stands up. Satan low blows Random. Random is back on his feet. Satan drives a forearm into Random. Random goes for a Spine Buster but Satan dodges the attack. Random puts Satan in a Sleeper Hold!! Referee Nick Patrick is checking for a tap out. ... Satan is fighting the hold. ... Satan tries to escape. Random breaks the hold.)
Jim Been: Oh! So close!!!
Jack: Jim, you haven’t been listening to a word we were saying, have you?
Jim: What?
Jack: I rest my case.
(Random reverse DDT's Satan's head into the mat. Satan stands up. Random hits the mat. Random sucks chants start in the crowd. Satan gets up. Random is up again. Satan and Random go to the floor Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Satan uses a closed fist on Random. (...3) Random takes a slap to the face from Satan. Satan moves back to his feet. (....4) Random takes Satan off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Satan is back on his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Satan and Random move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Satan and Random move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Satan and Random move back to ringside. Satan takes Random into the ring. Satan kicks Random in the back of the leg. Satan fist drops Random on the mat. Satan gets back to his feet. Satan kicks Random on the mat. Random is back on his feet. Satan goes for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but Random dodges the attack. Satan applies a Boston crab to Random. Nick Patrick asks Random if he quits. ... ... Random is fighting the hold. ... Satan breaks the hold. Satan sends Random to ringside. Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Satan picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Random. Random is bleeding. (..2) Satan delivers a kick to the head of Random. (...3) Satan rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Random is up again. (....4) Satan runs and tackles Random. Satan punches him in the head. (.....5) Satan takes Random into the ring. Satan fist drops Random on the mat. Now Satan standing. Random moves back to his feet. Satan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Random. Random is up again. Satan uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Random is down. Satan applies a Boston crab to Random. Referee Nick Patrick is checking for a tap out. ... Satan tightens the hold. ... Random tries to escape. Satan breaks the hold.)
Jack Danheils: That was almost the end of the match right there!
Intern Boy: Satan is doing quite well at this point in the match.
Bud: Yeah, he’s actually getting down to business now!
Jack: Well, you can get down to business too, by handing me those pretzels!
(Now Random standing. Random kicks Satan in the head. Random knees Satan and rolls back to his feet. Now Satan standing. Random punches Satan in the head. Satan sends Random into Nick Patrick he goes down. Satan punches Random in the head. Satan picks Random up and side slams him to the mat. Satan gets up. Random stands up. Dracula comes to the ring. Dracula drives a forearm into the head of Random. Dracula slaps Random in the face. "Dracula" chants start in the crowd. Satan DDT’s Dracula. The P.C.W./H.W.A. Security team removes Dracula from the ring. Ordered is restored. Nick Patrick gets up. Satan drags Random to the floor. They fight into the aisle. Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Satan forearm smashes Random. Satan delivers a low blow to Random. (..2) Satan rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Satan applies an arm wrench to Random. (...3) Satan stomps Random. Satan grabs Random and applies an arm wrench. (....4) Satan fist drops Random on the floor. Satan climbs to his feet. Satan rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. (.....5) Satan stomps Random's head. Satan stomps Random. Random sucks chants start in the crowd. (......6) Satan knees Random and rolls back to his feet. Satan grabs Random and applies an arm wrench. (.......7) Satan chokes Random with his boot. Random gets back to his feet. Satan lifts Random into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Random sucks chants start in the crowd. Satan stands up. Random is up again. (........8) Satan kicks Random in the stomach. Random is back on his feet. Satan executes a back breaker on Random. Random gets up. Satan goes to the ring. (.........9) Dracula choke slams Random.(...........10).)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Satan!!!
Intern Boy: No way! Tell me Dracula did not just helped Satan!
Jack: Oh, shit! Satan looks pissed now!
(Dracula runs back towards the locker rooms. Satan proceeds to run after Dracula. The referee’s then help out Random to the back.)
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Jack: And we are back! But more importantly, so are the Blood Bath Babes! And so, without any further ado, we take you to the girls!
(The Blood Bath Babes do a dance routine in the middle of the ring. As they finish, the crowd cheers loudly.)
Bud: Fans, we have received word that the Blood Bath Babes will remain next to the announcing booth, due to a conflict between Satan and Dracula in the back.
Jack: (Hugs Gold) Hey, you don’t here me complaining!
Intern Boy: (Hugs Wild) Neither am I!
Bud: (Hugs Jewel and Ice) Hey, I got mine! Can we get a shot back there? OK.
(The camera cuts back to the locker room area.)
(Satan runs after Dracula. Satan delivers a kick to the head of Dracula. Dracula is back on his feet. Satan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dracula. Satan grabs Dracula and applies an arm wrench. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Now Dracula standing. Dracula goes for a Standing Piledriver but Satan dodges the attack. Dracula connects with a flying knee. Satan goes down. Dracula applies an arm wrench to Satan. Satan moves back to his feet. Dracula takes a slap to the face from Satan. Satan climbs to his feet. Dracula slaps Satan in the face. Now Dracula standing. Satan connects with a low blow. Dracula goes down. Satan kicks Dracula on the asphalt. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Satan gets up. Dracula stands up. Dracula goes for a vertical Suplex but Satan dodges the attack. Dracula takes Satan to a car. Dracula reverse DDT's Satan's head into the asphalt. Dracula takes Satan back to the street. Satan punches Dracula in the head. Satan drives a forearm into the head of Dracula. Satan kicks Dracula in the stomach. Dracula low blows Satan. Satan gets back to his feet. Dracula short-arm clotheslines Satan to the asphalt. Satan runs and tackles Dracula. Satan punches him in the head. Dracula lifts Satan into the air and delivers a spine buster. Satan walks back to the street. Dracula picks up a trash can and swings it at Satan. Satan climbs to his feet. Satan tackles Dracula and pummels his head. Satan fist drops Dracula on the asphalt. Dracula gets up. Dracula tackles Satan to the asphalt. Dracula climbs to his feet. Dracula fist drops Satan on the asphalt. Dracula takes a slap to the face from Satan. Satan stands up. Satan kicks Dracula in the stomach. Dracula side slams Satan. Satan moves back to his feet. Satan executes a neck-breaker on Dracula. Dracula stands up. Dracula tackles Satan and pummels his head. Dracula fist drops Satan on the asphalt. Dracula moves back to his feet. Dracula grabs Satan and applies an arm wrench. Satan moves back to his feet. Dracula drives a forearm into Satan. Dracula kicks Satan in the head. Satan executes a reverse DDT on Dracula. Now Dracula standing. Dracula body slams Satan. Satan stands up. Satan forearm smashes Dracula. Dracula punches Satan in the head. Satan kicks Dracula in the head. Satan stomps Dracula. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Dracula gets up. Satan connects with a low blow. Dracula goes down. Dracula gets up. Dracula lifts up Satan and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Dracula picks up the trash can and swings it at Satan. Satan is bleeding. Satan punches Dracula in the head. Dracula kicks Satan in the head. Dracula kicks Satan on the asphalt. Satan takes Dracula off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Dracula drives a forearm into Satan.)
Jim: Wow! Dracula and Satan are really dishing it out!
Bud: Yeah, but fans, we will keep you informed of this situation as we go now to the ring for our next event.
Revelation vs. Abaddon
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 295, from Detroit, MI, a member of the Warrior’s Clan, Revelation!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("Until It Sleeps" by Metallica plays as Revelation enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 346, a member of the Demonic Empire, accompanied by Asherah, Abaddon!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("March Of The UnDead" plays as Abaddon walks to the ring. Revelation checks out the aisle. Abaddon strikes Revelation in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Nick Patrick starts the count (.1) Revelation delivers a kick to the head of Abaddon. Abaddon gets back to his feet. (..2) Abaddon delivers a low blow to Revelation. Revelation stands up. (...3) Abaddon drives a forearm into the head of Revelation. (....4) Abaddon short-arm clotheslines Revelation to the floor. (.....5) Abaddon and Revelation move back to ringside. Abaddon and Revelation move back into the ring. Abaddon rolls onto Revelation connecting with a knee. Abaddon stomps Revelation.)
Jim Been: Revelation takes a Stomp.
Jack: And Jack gets a smooch. Damn, now this is entertainment!
Bud: Damn right!
(Revelation stands up. Abaddon punches Revelation in the head. Abaddon kicks Revelation in the head. Revelation gets back to his feet. Revelation piledrives Abaddon head first into the mat. Revelation applies an arm wrench to Abaddon. Revelation grabs Abaddon and applies an arm wrench. Abaddon kicks Revelation in the back of the leg. Revelation is back on his feet. Abaddon kicks Revelation in the stomach. Now Revelation standing. Revelation drives a forearm into Abaddon. Abaddon uses a closed fist on Revelation. Abaddon kicks Revelation in the head. Revelation stands up. Abaddon tackles Revelation to the mat. Abaddon fist drops Revelation on the mat. Abaddon gets back to his feet. Abaddon covers Revelation hooking the leg. Nick Patrick counts the pin. (...1) Revelation kicks out. Now Revelation standing. Abaddon piledrives Revelation head first into the mat. Abaddon chants start.)
Intern Boy: I wish every match could be like this!
Jim: Yeah, so you agree that this is a good match?
Jack: No, I’m thinking it’s more of because Wild is sitting on his lap.
Intern Boy: (Gets kissed by Wild) Nothing wrong with that!
(Abaddon applies an arm wrench to Revelation. Revelation is up again. Revelation tackles Abaddon. Revelation is up again. Revelation goes for a pin. Referee Nick Patrick makes the count. (...1) Abaddon kicks out.)
Jim Been: And a kick out by Abaddon!
Bud: Fans, we take you back to the locker room area now with the battle between Dracula and Satan!
(Dracula kicks Satan in the back of the leg. Dracula grabs Satan and applies an arm wrench. Dracula connects with a flying knee. Satan goes down. Now Satan standing. Satan side slams Dracula. Satan is back on his feet. Dracula takes Satan to a mansion. Satan picks up the trash can and swings it at Dracula. Satan piledrives Dracula into the asphalt. Satan grabs Dracula and applies an arm wrench. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Dracula slaps the face of Satan. Dracula stands up. Satan slaps the face of Dracula. Satan stands up. Satan piledrives Dracula into the asphalt. Satan goes back to the street. Satan applies an arm wrench to Dracula. Dracula connects with a low blow. Satan goes down. Satan delivers a kick to the head of Dracula. Dracula gets up. Dracula shoulder tackles Satan. Dracula climbs to his feet. Dracula stomps Satan. Dracula measures Satan up and drops a closed fist. Dracula grabs Satan and applies an arm wrench. Satan is up again. Dracula executes a back breaker on Satan. Satan moves back to his feet. Dracula tackles Satan and pummels his head. Satan is back on his feet. Satan forearm smashes Dracula. Dracula punches Satan in the head. Dracula short-arm clotheslines Satan to the asphalt. Satan gets back to his feet. Satan kicks Dracula in the stomach. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Satan gets back to his feet. Dracula stands up. Satan punches Dracula in the head. Satan tackles and begins punching Dracula. Satan kicks Dracula on the asphalt. Satan stomps Dracula. Satan knees Dracula and rolls back to his feet. Dracula is back on his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Dracula takes Satan down. Dracula picks up the trash can and swings it at Satan. Dracula leg drops the throat of Satan. Dracula takes Satan to the cars. Satan is up again. Satan takes Dracula off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Dracula drives a forearm into the head of Satan. Satan low blows Dracula. Dracula gets up. Dracula tackles Satan to the asphalt. Dracula climbs to his feet. Satan is back on his feet. Satan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dracula. Dracula gets back to his feet. Dracula goes for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Satan dodges the attack. Dracula goes back to the street. Dracula delivers a kick to the head of Satan. Satan drives a forearm into the head of Dracula. Satan connects with a low blow. Dracula goes down. Satan uses a closed fist on Dracula. Satan tackles Dracula and pummels his head. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Satan is up again. Satan applies an arm wrench to Dracula. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Dracula stands up. Satan uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Dracula is down. Satan stomps Dracula. Dracula takes Satan to the cars. Satan picks up a trash can and swings it at Dracula. Satan hits the asphalt. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula piledrives Satan into the asphalt. Dracula dives head first into Satan. Dracula uses a closed fist on Satan. Satan kicks Dracula in the back of the leg. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Satan delivers a kick to the head of Dracula. Dracula goes for a Standing Piledriver but Satan dodges the attack. Satan grabs his hand and flips him to the asphalt. Satan kicks Dracula on the asphalt. Satan grabs Dracula and applies an arm wrench. Dracula gets back to his feet. Dracula delivers a short-arm clothesline to Satan. Satan is up again. Satan slaps Dracula in the face. Satan moves back to his feet. Satan drives a forearm into Dracula.)
Jack Danheils: Holy Shit! Damn, I can’t wait to see those two men battle it out in that steel cage match next week!
Bud: That will be something to see. No interference, just Dracula, Satan, and the cage.
Jim: Yeah, but right now, Abaddon and Revelation are dueling it out. And they get to do it again at the Battle Royal next week too!
(Abaddon is back on his feet. Revelation delivers a low blow to Abaddon. Revelation fist drops Abaddon on the mat. Abaddon gets back to his feet. Abaddon takes Revelation down with a knee. Revelation climbs to his feet. Abaddon drives a forearm into Revelation. Revelation connects with a flying knee. Abaddon goes down. Abaddon executes a reverse DDT on Revelation. Revelation climbs to his feet. Revelation tackles and begins punching Abaddon. Revelation covers Abaddon hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. (...1) Abaddon escapes. Revelation punches Abaddon in the head. Abaddon connects with a low blow. Revelation goes down. Revelation takes Abaddon down with a knee. Revelation knees Abaddon and rolls back to his feet. Abaddon piledrives Revelation head first into the mat.)
Jim Been: What a Standing Piledriver!!
Intern Boy: (Kisses Wild) What a woman!!
Jim: Say what?
Jack: Well, Jim. We would tell you, but I don’t think you would understand.
Bud: Who cares about Jim! Let’s go to the back to see what going on between Satan and Dracula!
(Satan lifts Dracula up and drops him on his knee. Satan head butts Dracula. Satan stomps Dracula. Satan climbs to his feet. Satan goes back to the street. Satan gives Dracula a crotch chop. Satan kicks Dracula. Satan grabs Dracula and applies an arm wrench. Satan tackles Dracula and pummels his head. Dracula kicks Satan in the back of the leg. Now Satan standing. Satan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dracula. Dracula stands up. Satan kicks Dracula in the back of the leg. Satan fist drops Dracula on the asphalt. Dracula moves back to his feet. Dracula lifts Satan up and drops him on his knee. Dracula puts Satan in the Bloodlose!! Dracula tightens the hold. ... ... Dracula breaks the hold. Dracula executes a piledriver on Satan. Satan moves back to his feet. Satan connects with a low blow. Dracula goes down. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Now Dracula standing. Dracula connects with a flying knee. Satan goes down. Satan stands up. Satan kicks Dracula in the head. Satan kicks Dracula on the asphalt. Satan kicks Dracula on the asphalt. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula tries for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Satan avoids it. Satan executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Dracula. Satan stomps Dracula. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Satan applies an arm wrench to Dracula. Dracula gets up. Satan uses a closed fist on Dracula. Satan slaps Dracula in the face. Satan punches Dracula in the head. Satan tackles and begins punching Dracula. Dracula executes a reverse DDT on Satan. Dracula puts Satan in the Bloodlose. Satan elbows Dracula. Dracula breaks the hold. Dracula measures Satan up and drops a closed fist. Dracula stomps Satan's head. Satan moves back to his feet. Satan kicks Dracula in the back of the leg. Dracula moves back to his feet. Dracula delivers a low blow to Satan. Satan stands up. Dracula slaps the face of Satan. Dracula gets up. Satan lifts Dracula up and drops him on the asphalt. Satan takes Dracula to a Porshe. Satan picks up a fire extinguisher and swings it at Dracula. Dracula is back on his feet. Dracula runs and tackles Satan. Dracula punches him in the head. Satan gets up. Satan delivers a kick to the head of Dracula. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Satan is up again. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Satan stomps Dracula's head. Satan measures Dracula up and drops a closed fist. Satan is up again. Satan grabs Dracula and applies an arm wrench. Satan stomps Dracula's head. Satan rolls onto Dracula connecting with a knee. Dracula is up again. Dracula goes for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but Satan dodges the attack. Satan picks up the fire extinguisher and swings it at Dracula. Satan lifts Dracula into a vertical suplex.)
Jim: Come on! This is starting to get out of control!
Jack: Why? Is that your rental car again?
Jim: No, I carpooled with my cousin this week.
Bud: Hey! Who’s that!
(Warlok runs and attacks the cameraman. Warlok proceeds to hit the cameraman with his sledgehammer. Warlok then takes the video camera.)
Intern Boy: Well, he said that he will get his camera back, and he did!
Jack: True, fans, since we lost our feed to the locker room area, we might as well go back to the ring with Revelation and Abaddon.
(Revelation gets up. Revelation uses a closed fist on Abaddon. Revelation tackles Abaddon to the mat. Revelation is back on his feet. Now Abaddon standing. Abaddon sends Revelation into Nick Patrick he goes down. Abaddon runs and tackles Revelation. Abaddon punches him in the head. Abaddon chants start. Abaddon runs in and leg drops Revelation. Fireball comes to the ring. Archangel, Molech, Phoenix, Warlok and run to the ring. Warlok hands Asherah the video camera. Archangel tackles Abaddon to the mat. Archangel moves back to his feet. Archangel gives Abaddon a crotch chop. They lockup. Fireball sends Revelation to the corner of the ring. Fireball drives a forearm into Revelation. Fireball stomps Revelation. Molech executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Revelation. Molech chants start. Molech fist drops Revelation on the mat. Molech climbs to his feet. They lockup. Phoenix sends Abaddon to the corner of the ring. Phoenix slaps the face of Abaddon. Phoenix is back on his feet. Warlok measures Revelation up and drops a closed fist. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok looks Revelation in the face and says "Smile! You’re on Demonic Escapades!". Revelation rolls out to the ringside area. Nick Patrick gets up. Revelation brings a chair to the ring. Nick Patrick warns him not to use it. Revelation swings the chair at Warlok. (ring, ring, ring!) Nick Patrick calls for the bell. Revelation was disqualified.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Abaddon!!!
Jack: What! That was Bull Shit!
Bud: Come on ref.! You saw what happened!
(The Demonic Empire leaves the ring, and walks up to the walk way, where Satan awaits them.)
Intern Boy: Hey, what in the heck is Nick Patrick doing to Rev now?
(Nick Patrick proceeds to argue with Revelation. Archangel rolls out to the ringside. Phoenix steps up behind Nick Patrick. Nick Patrick continues to argue with Revelation. Phoenix then clotheslines Nick Patrick. Revelation grabs the ref., and gives him the Silencer! Nick Patrick is lying on the mat.)
Jack: Deserves Nick right!
Bud: I ain’t complaining, but fans, we will be back after this next commercial break!
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Jim: Welcome fans, to the last event of the evening. We go to the ring now with Harlie Davidson.
Phoenix vs. Fireball
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, a member of the Demonic Empire, Fireball!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("Hells Bells" plays as Fireball enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275, from St. Louis, MO, a member of the Warrior’s Clan, he holds the Inter-Continental title belt, Phoenix!!! (crowd cheers!!!)
("Love Roller Coaster" by the Red-Hot Chili Peppers plays as Phoenix enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And now, for the thousands in attendance, and for the millions at home, and for those on the East Coast who got pissed of with Hurricane Floyd, LET THE GAMES....BEGIN!
(Fireball strikes Phoenix in the elbow. Phoenix walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Fireball delivers a kick to the head of Phoenix. Fireball knees Phoenix and rolls back to his feet. Phoenix is back on his feet. Fireball kicks Phoenix in the stomach. Fireball grabs Phoenix and applies an arm wrench. Fireball rolls onto Phoenix connecting with a knee. Phoenix moves back to his feet. Phoenix lifts Fireball into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Phoenix is back on his feet. Phoenix applies a Boston crab to Fireball. "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... Fireball is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Fireball escapes. Phoenix and Fireball go to the floor. "Skippy" starts the count (.1) Crotch chop from Phoenix. Fireball gets back to his feet. Phoenix takes Fireball into the ring.)
Bud Wheiser: Yeah, Revelation hurt Nick Patrick’s neck with that Silencer, so we won’t be seeing Nick in the ring for awhile.
Jack: That’s some good news!
Intern Boy: Yeah, now we have "Skippy" as the ref.!
Jack: Cool!
(Fireball lifts up Phoenix and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Fireball executes a piledriver on Phoenix. Fireball kicks Phoenix on the mat. Phoenix is up again. Phoenix takes Fireball down with a knee. Phoenix kicks Fireball on the mat. Phoenix rolls onto Fireball connecting with a knee. Fireball is back on his feet. Phoenix kicks Fireball in the head. Phoenix grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Fireball stands up. Fireball vertical suplexes Phoenix to the mat. Fireball sucks chants start in the crowd. Fireball gets up. Fireball sends Phoenix to ringside. "Skippy" starts the count (.1) Fireball picks up a microphone cable and chokes Phoenix with it. Phoenix is back on his feet. (..2) Phoenix kicks Fireball in the stomach. Fireball gets back to his feet. (...3) Phoenix tackles Fireball. Fireball is up again. (....4) Phoenix connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Fireball body slams Phoenix. Fireball stomps Phoenix. They fight into the aisle. (.....5) Phoenix is up again. (......6) Phoenix and Fireball move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Phoenix delivers a short-arm clothesline to Fireball. Fireball moves back to his feet. Phoenix forearm smashes Fireball. Fireball sends Phoenix into "Skippy" he goes down. Fireball takes Phoenix down with a knee. Phoenix climbs to his feet. Fireball low blows Phoenix. Asherah and Warlok run to the ring. Warlok leg drops the throat of Phoenix. "Skippy" gets up. Asherah distracts "Skippy". Warlok stomps Phoenix. Warlok hits Phoenix with his sledgehammer. Ordered is restored. Fireball brings a chair to the ring. "Skippy" warns him not to use it. Fireball hits "Skippy" with the chair! (ring, ring, ring!) Fireball was disqualified.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Phoenix!!!
Jim: Oh, no! What are they doing to Phoenix’s leg!
(Fireball places the chair around Phoenix’s leg. Warlok hits Phoenix’s leg with the sledgehammer. Molech comes to the ring. Molech stomps on Phoenix.)
Intern Boy: Look! Here comes the Avenging Angel!
Jack: And Revelation too!
(The Avenging Angel tackles Asherah. Revelation runs after Molech. Molech and Revelation lock it up. Fireball and Warlok continue to pound on Phoenix’s leg. Archangel runs down to the ringside. Abaddon runs after Archangel. Satan walks down the aisle, and calls for a microphone. Abaddon and Archangel lock it up.)
Satan: Well, Dracula. You failed to bring me Cricket’s head. Now, prepare for...
(Satan gets interrupted as the arena lights begin to dim. Suddenly, a flash of light occurs in one corner of the arena as the robed woman appears.)
Bud: Ahh, damn, that hurts your eyes!
Jack: No kidding, but I got smart though. (Puts on a pair of sunglasses.)
(Another flash occurs as the gray hair man appears in another corner of the arena. A third flash brings the brown hair man in another corner. The fourth and last flash of light comes with the black hair man in the last corner of the arena.)
Gray Hair Man: We are always watching!
Black Hair Man: We are the Light and the Way!
Blonde Woman: We are with you always!
Brown Hair Man: We are always there!
(The camera fades out.)