10-1-99
(The camera opens with the Blood Bath Babes in the ring. The girls dance, and then return to the locker rooms.)
White Pony vs. Youth Warrior
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 from San Diego, Youth Warrior! (Crowd cheers)
(Youth Warrior comes to the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 200 a member of Rude Awakening, White Pony! (Crowd cheers)
(White Pony walks to the ring. PeeWee Anderson is the referee for this contest. Youth Warrior grabs White Pony's arm and strikes his elbow. White Pony checks out the ring. (Ring, ring, ring) Youth Warrior tackles White Pony to the mat. Youth Warrior knees White Pony and rolls back to his feet. Now White Pony standing. White Pony reverse DDT's Youth Warrior's head into the mat. White Pony kicks Youth Warrior on the mat. White Pony fist drops Youth Warrior on the mat. White Pony moves back to his feet. White Pony connects with a low blow. Youth Warrior goes down. White Pony rolls onto Youth Warrior connecting with a knee. White Pony applies an arm wrench to Youth Warrior. Youth Warrior gets back to his feet. White Pony kicks Youth Warrior in the head. Youth Warrior moves back to his feet. Youth Warrior tries for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but White Pony avoids it. Youth Warrior drags White Pony to the floor. PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) Youth Warrior piledrives White Pony head first into the floor. Youth Warrior chants start. (..2) White Pony is back on his feet. (...3) White Pony runs and tackles Youth Warrior. White Pony punches him in the head. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. (....4) Youth Warrior delivers a short-arm clothesline to White Pony. White Pony moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. White Pony takes Youth Warrior off his feet with a short-arm clothesline White Pony covers Youth Warrior. Referee PeeWee Anderson makes the count. ...1 ...2 Youth Warrior kicks out. Youth Warrior kicks White Pony in the stomach. Now White Pony standing. White Pony executes a back breaker on Youth Warrior. White Pony chants start. White Pony sends Youth Warrior to ringside. PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) White Pony picks up a blade and cuts Youth Warrior. Youth Warrior is bleeding. (..2) White Pony fist drops Youth Warrior on the floor. White Pony moves back to his feet. Youth Warrior gets back to his feet. (...3) Youth Warrior runs and tackles White Pony. Youth Warrior punches him in the head. White Pony is up again. (....4) White Pony uses a closed fist on Youth Warrior. (.....5) Youth Warrior takes White Pony into the ring. Youth Warrior punches White Pony in the head. Youth Warrior drives a forearm into the head of White Pony. Youth Warrior tackles White Pony and pummels his head. Youth Warrior stomps White Pony. Youth Warrior flips White Pony to the mat. White Pony moves back to his feet. White Pony lifts up Youth Warrior and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. White Pony goes for a pin. Referee PeeWee Anderson makes the count. ...1 ...2 Youth Warrior kicks out. White Pony and Youth Warrior go to the floor PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) White Pony picks up a microphone cable and chokes Youth Warrior with it. Youth Warrior tries for a Body Slam but White Pony avoids it. (..2) Youth Warrior picks up a Steel chair and swings it at White Pony. White Pony is bleeding. (...3) Youth Warrior drives a forearm into the head of White Pony. (....4) Youth Warrior punches White Pony in the head. White Pony lifts Youth Warrior up and drops him on the floor. (.....5) Youth Warrior gets up. (......6) They head back into the ring. Youth Warrior shoulders tackles White Pony. Youth Warrior is up again. White Pony moves back to his feet. White Pony sends Youth Warrior into PeeWee Anderson he goes down. White Pony piledrives Youth Warrior into the mat. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. White Pony lifts Youth Warrior into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. White Pony gets up. Chris Carmichael, Kaptain Kool, Jr. and run to the ring. Chris Carmichael punches Youth Warrior repeatedly. Chris Carmichael tackles Youth Warrior and pummels his head. Chris Carmichael chants start. Youth Warrior is back on his feet. They lockup. Kaptain Kool, Jr. sends Youth Warrior to the corner of the ring. Kaptain Kool, Jr. kicks Youth Warrior in the back of the leg. Ordered is restored. PeeWee Anderson gets up. Youth Warrior takes a slap to the face from White Pony. White Pony stands up. White Pony picks Youth Warrior up and side slams him to the mat. White Pony chants start. White Pony is back on his feet. White Pony spins, and gives Youth Warrior the Kick of Death! White Pony covers Youth Warrior hooking the leg. Referee PeeWee Anderson makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, White Pony!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Dial 10 - 10 - 321 for all your long distance calls! It saves a bundle!! Pepsi. The Joy of Cola. Want to see a Pro-Wrestling event live? Don't even think about American Express. Visa, it's where you want to be! Hungry? Why wait? Snickers. ]
Smokey vs. Kaptain Kool, Jr.
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 from Washington DC a member of Rude Awakening, Kaptain Kool, Jr.! (Crowd cheers)
("Tear Da Club Up" plays as Kaptain Kool Jr. enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 a member of No Limit Soldiers accompanied by Skinny Pimp, Smokey! (Crowd cheers)
("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Smokey enters the ring. Kaptain Kool, Jr. grabs Smokey's arm and strikes his elbow. Smokey strikes Kaptain Kool, Jr. in the elbow. (Ding, ding, ding) Kaptain Kool, Jr. takes Smokey down with a knee. Kaptain Kool, Jr. fist drops Smokey on the mat. Smokey stands up. Smokey uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Kaptain Kool, Jr. is down. Smokey chants start. Smokey puts his arms around Kaptain Kool Jr. Smokey has Kaptain Kool, Jr. in a Sleeper Hold! Referee PeeWee Anderson is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Kaptain Kool, Jr. escapes. Smokey delivers a kick to the head of Kaptain Kool, Jr. Kaptain Kool, Jr. gets up. Kaptain Kool, Jr. forearm smashes Smokey. Smokey takes a slap to the face from Kaptain Kool, Jr. Kaptain Kool, Jr. stands up. Kaptain Kool, Jr. takes Smokey off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Smokey gets back to his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tackles Smokey to the mat. Now Kaptain Kool Jr. standing. Smokey is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Smokey is down. Kaptain Kool, Jr. sends Smokey to ringside. PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) (..2) Kaptain Kool, Jr. grabs Smokey and applies an arm wrench. (...3) Kaptain Kool, Jr. knees Smokey and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Kaptain Kool, Jr. tackles and begins punching Smokey. Smokey stands up. Kaptain Kool, Jr. grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. (.....5) Smokey moves back to his feet. (......6) They fight into the aisle. Smokey and Kaptain Kool, Jr. moves back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Smokey tackles Kaptain Kool, Jr. and pummels his head. Now Kaptain Kool Jr. standing. Kaptain Kool, Jr. kicks Smokey in the back of the leg. Now Smokey is standing. Kaptain Kool, Jr. connects with a flying knee. Smokey goes down. Kaptain Kool, Jr. covers Smokey hooking the leg. Referee PeeWee Anderson makes the count. ...1 ...2 Smokey kicks out. Smokey gets back to his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. drives a forearm into Smokey. Smokey delivers a spine buster to Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Smokey puts Kaptain Kool, Jr. in the Sleeper Hold! The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Kaptain Kool, Jr. tries to escape. ... Kaptain Kool, Jr. is fighting the hold. ... Smokey tightens the hold. Kaptain Kool, Jr. escapes. Smokey shoulder tackles Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Kaptain Kool, Jr. runs and tackles Smokey. Kaptain Kool, Jr. punches him in the head. Smokey stands up. Smokey short-arm clotheslines Kaptain Kool, Jr. to the mat. Smokey rolls onto Kaptain Kool, Jr. connecting with a knee. Smokey stomps Kaptain Kool, Jr.'s head. Smokey covers Kaptain Kool, Jr.. PeeWee Anderson counts. ...1 ...2 Kaptain Kool, Jr. escapes. Smokey forearm smashes Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Kaptain Kool, Jr. lifts Smokey and delivers a back breaker. Kaptain Kool, Jr. and Smokey go to the floor PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) Kaptain Kool, Jr. picks up a microphone cable and chokes Smokey with it. Now Smokey is standing. (..2) Smokey connects with a flying knee. Kaptain Kool, Jr. goes down. Kaptain Kool, Jr. gets up. Kaptain Kool, Jr. sends Smokey into PeeWee Anderson he goes down. Kaptain Kool Jr. piledrives Smokey into the floor. Kaptain Kool, Jr. piledrives Smokey into the floor. White Pony runs to ringside. White Pony chokes Smokey. Smokey is back on his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from White Pony takes Smokey down. Ordered is restored. PeeWee Anderson gets up. Kaptain Kool, Jr. takes Smokey into the ring. Kaptain Kool, Jr. head butts Smokey. Kaptain Kool, Jr. stands up. Smokey is up again. Kaptain Kool, Jr. executes a neck-breaker on Smokey. Kaptain Kool, Jr. lifts up Smokey and delivers The Kool quake. Kaptain Kool, Jr. goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Kaptain Kool, Jr.!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Want to see a Pro-Wrestling event live? Don't even think about American Express. Visa, it's where you want to be! Act now to get your P.C.W./H.W.A. merchandise! Order now! Zeus 3.0 is the 1 E-Fed management system in the world. Only from Geeksoft! Bud Ice. Doobie-Doobie-Doo! Beware of the Penguins! ]
Vatican 2 vs. G.T.T.A.
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Vatican 2!!!
("Final Doom" plays as Random and Sgt. O’Brien enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And their opponents, the team of G.T.T.A..
(Kaptain Kool Jr. and Mr. PPV walk their way to the ring. Mr. PPV checks out the ring. Random checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Mr. PPV sends Random to the corner of the ring. Random tackles and begins punching Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV is back on his feet. Mr. PPV punches Random in the head. Random brings in Sgt. O'Brien for Vatican 2. Mr. PPV fist drops Sgt. O'Brien on the mat. Mr. PPV is up again. Sgt. O'Brien stands up. Sgt. O'Brien short-arm clotheslines Mr. PPV to the mat. Sgt. O'Brien stomps Mr. PPV's head. Mr. PPV tags Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tackles Sgt. O'Brien. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tags Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV tries for a Piledriver but Sgt. O'Brien avoids it. Random tagged in by Sgt. O'Brien. Mr. PPV kicks Random in the stomach. Mr. PPV brings in Kaptain Kool, Jr. for G.T.T.A.. Mr. PPV leg drops Random. Kaptain Kool, Jr. fist drops Random on the mat. Kaptain Kool, Jr. grabs Random and applies an arm wrench. Kaptain Kool, Jr. rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Random gets back to his feet. Random uses a closed fist on Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Kaptain Kool, Jr. takes Random off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Kaptain Kool, Jr. fist drops Random on the mat. Kaptain Kool, Jr. climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tags in Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV dives headfirst into Random. Mr. PPV moves back to his feet. Chris Carmichael fist drops Random on the mat. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tagged in by Mr. PPV. Random punches Kaptain Kool, Jr. repeatedly. Random takes a slap to the face from Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Now Kaptain Kool, Jr. standing. Kaptain Kool, Jr. drives a forearm into Random. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tags in Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV drives a forearm into Random. Mr. PPV short-arm clotheslines Random to the mat. Random piledrives Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV brings in Kaptain Kool, Jr. for G.T.T.A.. Random kicks Kaptain Kool, Jr. in the head. Kaptain Kool, Jr. is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. runs and tackles Random. Kaptain Kool, Jr. punches him in the head. Kaptain Kool, Jr. brings in Mr. PPV for G.T.T.A.. They lockup. Random sends Mr. PPV to the corner of the ring. Mr. PPV tags in Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Random shoulder tackles Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Random stands up. Mr. PPV tagged in by Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Mr. PPV kicks Random in the head. Mr. PPV slaps the face of Random. Mr. PPV lifts Random up and drops him on the mat. Random short-arm clotheslines Mr. PPV to the mat. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tagged in by Mr. PPV. Kaptain Kool, Jr. gets back to his feet. Random takes a slap to the face from Kaptain Kool, Jr.. Kaptain Kool, Jr. climbs to his feet. Random tries for a Spine Buster but is not strong enough to lift Kaptain Kool, Jr. Random tries for a vertical Suplex but Kaptain Kool, Jr. avoids it. Random makes the tag to Sgt. O'Brien. Kaptain Kool, Jr. rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Sgt. O'Brien moves back to his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. connects with a flying knee. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Sgt. O'Brien climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. tackles Sgt. O'Brien to the mat. Sgt. O'Brien is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool, Jr. delivers a short-arm clothesline to Sgt. O'Brien. Kaptain Kool, Jr. covers Sgt. O'Brien hooking the leg. Nick Pattrick counts. ...1 ...2 Sgt. O'Brien escapes. Kaptain Kool, Jr. makes the tag to Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV stands up. Mr. PPV delivers a low blow to Sgt. O'Brien. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Sgt. O'Brien runs and tackles Mr. PPV. Sgt. O'Brien punches him in the head. Sgt. O'Brien fist drops Mr. PPV on the mat. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Sgt. O'Brien brings in Random for Vatican 2. Random head butts Mr. PPV. Random moves back to his feet. Mr. PPV is back on his feet. Random knocks Mr. PPV into Nick Pattrick taking out the referee. Random takes Mr. PPV down with a knee. Random chants start. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Random takes Mr. PPV down. Tiger Davis runs to the ring. Tiger Davis sets Random up DDT's him into the mat. Tiger Davis fists drops Random on the mat. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Mr. PPV suplexes Random. Random gets up. Mr. PPV shoulder tackles Random. Mr. PPV is up again. Mr. PPV executes the Damninator on Random. Mr. PPV goes for a pin. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winners of this match, G.T.T.A.!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Zeus 3.0 is the 1 E-Fed management system in the world. Only from Geeksoft! Bud Ice. Doobie-Doobie-Doo! Beware of the Penguins! Dial 10 - 10 - 321 for all your long distance calls! It saves a bundle!! Wheaties, Breakfast of champions. Get your Mick Foley Wheaties box today. Look for it in your Grocery Cereal Aisle. ]
(The camera returns with the Blood Bath Babes dancing in the ring. The girls finish and return to the locker rooms.)
The Terminator vs. Dragon
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 a member of rude awakening, Dragon!!! (crowd cheers)
("Dark Music" plays as Dragon enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 from The future, The Terminator!!! (crowd boos)
("T2 theme" plays as Terminator enters the ring. Dragon strikes The Terminator in the elbow. The Terminator strikes Dragon in the elbow. (the bell rings) Dragon delivers a kick to the head of The Terminator. The Terminator climbs to his feet. The Terminator delivers a kick to the head of Dragon. Dragon moves back to his feet. Dragon shoulder tackles The Terminator. Dragon climbs to his feet. The Terminator uses a closed fist on Dragon. Dragon tackles The Terminator and pummels his head. The Terminator climbs to his feet. The Terminator executes a reverse DDT on Dragon. The Terminator goes for a figure four. Referee Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) The Terminator breaks the hold. The Terminator applies an arm wrench to Dragon. Dragon stands up. Dragon takes a slap to the face from The Terminator. The Terminator stands up. The Terminator forearm smashes Dragon. Dragon reverse DDT's The Terminator's head into the mat. Dragon chants start. Dragon sends The Terminator to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Dragon stomps The Terminator. The Terminator moves back to his feet. (...3) Dragon takes The Terminator off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (....4) Dragon rolls onto The Terminator connecting with a knee. The Terminator gets up. (.....5) Dragon and The Terminator move back into the ring. Dragon connects with a flying knee. The Terminator goes down. Dragon measures The Terminator up and drops a closed fist. Now Dragon standing. The Terminator gets up. The Terminator piledrives Dragon. Dragon gets back to his feet. Dragon sends The Terminator into Nick Pattrick he goes down. Dragon punches The Terminator in the head. Dragon drives a forearm into the head of The Terminator. Tiger Davis runs to the ring. Tiger Davis drives a forearm into The Terminator. Tiger Davis lifts The Terminator into the air and delivers a spine buster. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Dragon brings a chair to the ring. Nick Pattrick warns him not to use it. Dragon hits The Terminator with the chair. ring, ring, ring! Nick Pattrick calls for the bell. Dragon was disqualified.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, The Terminator!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Pepsi. The Joy of Cola. Dial 10 - 10 - 321 for all your long distance calls! It saves a bundle!! Bud Ice. Doobie-Doobie-Doo! Beware of the Penguins! Want to see a Pro-Wrestling event live? Don't even think about American Express. Visa, it's where you want to be! ]
Miguel Blood vs. The Defender
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 from Heaven's Gates accompanied by Metatron, The Defender!!! (crowd cheers)
("Long Arm Of The LORD" by Wayne Watson plays as The Defender enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 205 from Boca, Argentina, Miguel Blood!!!
("Brood's theme" plays as Miguel Blood enters the ring. The Defender checks out the ring. Miguel Blood checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Miguel Blood takes a slap to the face from The Defender. Miguel Blood slaps The Defender in the face. Miguel Blood is back on his feet. Miguel Blood tackles The Defender and pummels his head. The Defender gets up. The Defender connects with a flying knee. Miguel Blood goes down. Now Miguel Blood standing. Miguel Blood punches The Defender in the head. The Defender tackles Miguel Blood to the mat. The Defender goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Miguel Blood escapes. Miguel Blood is back on his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Miguel Blood takes The Defender down. Miguel Blood leg drops the throat of The Defender. The Defender moves back to his feet. Miguel Blood short-arm clotheslines The Defender to the mat. The Defender moves back to his feet. The Defender delivers a low blow to Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood gets up. Miguel Blood kicks The Defender in the stomach. Miguel Blood covers The Defender. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Defender escapes. The Defender is up again. Miguel Blood delivers a kick to the head of The Defender. The Defender is up again. The Defender delivers a short-arm clothesline to Miguel Blood. The Defender covers Miguel Blood hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Miguel Blood kicks out. Miguel Blood gets back to his feet. The Defender executes a neck-breaker on Miguel Blood. The Defender knees Miguel Blood and rolls back to his feet. Miguel Blood is back on his feet. Miguel Blood low blows The Defender. Miguel Blood fist drops The Defender on the mat. Miguel Blood moves back to his feet. Miguel Blood stomps The Defender. The Defender stands up. The Defender kicks Miguel Blood in the stomach. The Defender measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Miguel Blood is up again. The Defender goes for a Omote Gyaku but Miguel Blood dodges the attack. Miguel Blood lifts The Defender into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Miguel Blood climbs to his feet. The Defender side slams Miguel Blood. The Defender chants start. The Defender climbs to his feet. The Defender grabs Miguel Blood and applies an arm wrench. The Defender rolls onto Miguel Blood connecting with a knee. The Defender covers Miguel Blood hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 Miguel Blood kicks out. The Defender kicks Miguel Blood in the head. Miguel Blood gut-wrenches The Defender. Miguel Blood grabs The Defender and applies an arm wrench. Miguel Blood rolls onto The Defender connecting with a knee. The Defender is up again. Miguel Blood drives a forearm into the head of The Defender. The Defender takes a slap to the face from Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood is up again. Miguel Blood kicks The Defender in the head. The Defender climbs to his feet. The Defender executes a back breaker on Miguel Blood. The Defender measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Now The Defender standing. The Defender dives head first into Miguel Blood. Miguel Blood gets back to his feet. The Defender drives a forearm into the head of Miguel Blood. The Defender drives a forearm into the head of Miguel Blood. The Defender executes the Light of God on Miguel Blood. The Defender covers Miguel Blood. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, The Defender!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Drink Budweiser! The choice of The Zeus Development team. Remember, Don't Drink and Drive! Zeus 3.0 is the 1 E-Fed management system in the world. Only from Geeksoft! Bud Ice. Doobie-Doobie-Doo! Beware of the Penguins! Hungry? Why wait? Snickers. ]
(The Blood Bath Babes dance in the ring, and then they return to the locker rooms.)
Satan vs. Static
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285, a member of Demonic Empire, Satan!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("The Devil" plays as Satan enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 a member of No Limit Soldiers accompanied by Skinny Pimp, Static!!! (crowd cheers!!!)
("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Static enters the ring. Satan checks out the ring. Static strikes Satan in the elbow. (the bell rings) Satan takes Static off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Static climbs to his feet. Static runs and tackles Satan. Static punches him in the head. Satan gets back to his feet. Satan drives a forearm into Static. Static tries for a vertical Suplex but Satan avoids it. Static tries for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Satan. Satan uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Static is down. Satan stomps Static's head. Satan rolls onto Static connecting with a knee. Satan grabs Static and applies an arm wrench. Satan measures Static up and drops a closed fist. Satan moves back to his feet. Satan applies an arm wrench to Static. Static gets back to his feet. Satan executes a neck-breaker on Static. Crotch chop from Satan. Satan applies a Boston crab to Static. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Static is fighting the hold. Satan breaks the hold. Satan sends Static to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Satan picks up a blade and cuts Static. Static is bleeding. Satan dives headfirst into Static. Satan gets up. Now Static standing. Satan takes Static into the ring. Satan lifts Static up and drops him on his knee. Satan slaps Static in the face. Satan gets up. Satan kicks Static in the head. Satan sucks chants start in the crowd. Satan measures Static up and drops a closed fist. Satan stands up. Satan connects with a Devil's Furry. Static is out. Satan goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Satan!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Drink Budweiser! The choice of The Zeus Development team. Remember, Don't Drink and Drive! Burger King. When you have it your way, it just tastes better! Zeus 3.0 is the 1 E-Fed management system in the world. Only from Geeksoft! Act now to get your P.C.W./H.W.A. merchandise! Order now! ]
Dias Evil vs. Pepe
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the P.C.W./H.W.A. Lightweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 from El Paso a member of NWO, Inc., Pepe!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("Lone Ranger" plays as Pepe enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 215 a member of Prime Evil, Dias Evil!!! (crowd boos!!)
("Come As You Are" plays as Dias Evil enters the ring. Pepe checks out the ring. Dias Evil checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Pepe delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dias Evil. Pepe covers Dias Evil. Referee Cleric makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dias Evil escapes. Dias Evil gets up. Pepe delivers a kick to the head of Dias Evil. Dias Evil slaps Pepe in the face. Dias Evil gets up. Dias Evil forearm smashes Pepe. Pepe tackles Dias Evil. Now Pepe standing. Pepe kicks Dias Evil on the mat. Pepe measures Dias Evil up and drops a closed fist. Pepe gets back to his feet. Pepe goes for a pin. Cleric counts. ...1 Dias Evil escapes. Dias Evil gets up. Dias Evil flips Pepe to the mat. Dias Evil sucks chants start in the crowd. Dias Evil and Pepe go to the floor Cleric starts the count (.1) (..2) Dias Evil kicks Pepe on the floor. Pepe is up again. (...3) Pepe connects with a flying knee. Dias Evil goes down. Dias Evil is back on his feet. (....4) Dias Evil tackles and begins punching Pepe. (.....5) Pepe and Dias Evil move back into the ring. Pepe kicks Dias Evil in the stomach. Now Dias Evil standing. Dias Evil delivers a short-arm clothesline to Pepe. Dias Evil fist drops Pepe on the mat. Dias Evil gets back to his feet. Dias Evil applies an arm wrench to Pepe. Pepe stands up. Dias Evil executes a neck-breaker on Pepe. Dias Evil tries for a choke but Pepe avoids it. Now Pepe standing. Pepe slaps the face of Dias Evil. Dias Evil delivers a kick to the head of Pepe. Pepe climbs to his feet. Dias Evil connects with a flying knee. Pepe goes down. Pepe gets back to his feet. Pepe punches Dias Evil in the head. Pepe connects with a low blow. Dias Evil goes down. Dias Evil is up again. Dias Evil tackles Pepe. Pepe is back on his feet. Dias Evil uses a closed fist on Pepe. Pepe goes for a Back Breaker but Dias Evil dodges the attack. Pepe runs and tackles Dias Evil. Pepe punches him in the head. Dias Evil delivers a low blow to Pepe. Pepe moves back to his feet. Pepe forearm smashes Dias Evil. Dias Evil takes Pepe down with a knee. Now Pepe standing. Pepe takes Dias Evil off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Pepe covers Dias Evil hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Dias Evil escapes. Dias Evil moves back to his feet. Pepe slaps Dias Evil in the face. Pepe climbs to his feet. Pepe tackles and begins punching Dias Evil. Pepe grabs Dias Evil and applies an arm wrench. Dias Evil picks Pepe up and side slams him to the mat. Dias Evil gets up. Dias Evil delivers a kick to the head of Pepe. Dias Evil covers Pepe. Cleric counts. ...1 Pepe kicks out. Pepe gets up. Pepe takes Dias Evil down with a knee. Pepe goes for a pin. Cleric counts. ...1 ...2 Dias Evil escapes. Pepe kicks Dias Evil in the head. Pepe rolls onto Dias Evil connecting with a knee. Dias Evil gets back to his feet. Dias Evil low blows Pepe. Pepe is up again. Pepe tackles Dias Evil to the mat. Pepe is back on his feet. Pepe stomps Dias Evil. Pepe grabs Dias Evil and applies an arm wrench. Pepe rolls onto Dias Evil connecting with a knee. Pepe executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Dias Evil. Pepe chants start. Dias Evil is back on his feet. Dias Evil puts Dias Evil in the Mandible Claw. Referee Cleric is checking for a tap out. ... Pepe tightens the hold. ... Dias Evil escapes. Pepe drags Dias Evil to the floor. Cleric starts the count (.1) Pepe picks up a microphone cable and chokes Dias Evil with it. (..2) Pepe uses a closed fist on Dias Evil. (...3) Pepe kicks Dias Evil in the back of the leg. Dias Evil is up again. (....4) Dias Evil tackles Pepe. Now Pepe standing. (.....5) Dias Evil and Pepe move back into the ring. Dias Evil forearm smashes Pepe. Pepe delivers a low blow to Dias Evil. Pepe fist drops Dias Evil on the mat. Pepe moves back to his feet. Dias Evil gets back to his feet. Pepe forearm smashes Dias Evil. Dias Evil vertical suplexes Pepe to the mat. Pepe gets back to his feet. Pepe uses a closed fist on Dias Evil. Pepe delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dias Evil. Pepe covers Dias Evil. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Dias Evil escapes. Dias Evil stands up. Pepe forearm smashes Dias Evil. Dias Evil sends Pepe into Cleric he goes down. Dias Evil lifts Pepe into the air and delivers a spine buster. Dias Evil sucks chants start in the crowd. Dias Evil head butts Pepe. Dias Evil is up again. Cleric and Pepe begin to argue. They lockup. Cleric sends Pepe to the corner of the ring. Cleric side slams Pepe. Cleric is back on his feet. Ordered is restored. Cleric gets up. Dias Evil applies an arm wrench to Pepe. Dias Evil measures Pepe up and drops a closed fist. Dias Evil climbs to his feet. Pepe is back on his feet. Dias Evil executes the Dias Drop on Pepe. Dias Evil goes for a pin. Cleric counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and new P.C.W./H.W.A. Lightweight champion, Dias Evil!!!
[COMMERCIALS: Bud Ice. Doobie-Doobie-Doo! Beware of the Penguins! Wheaties, Breakfast of champions. Get your Mick Foley Wheaties box today. Look for it in your Grocery Cereal Aisle. Want to see a Pro-Wrestling event live? Don't even think about American Express. Visa, it's where you want to be! Pepsi. The Joy of Cola. ]
Warlok vs. Scarecrow
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the Inter-Continental title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 accompanied by Skinny Pimp, Scarecrow!!! (crowd cheers!!)
("We No Limit Soldiers" play as Scarecrow enters the ring.)
Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 from the Insane Asylum a member of the Demonic Empire, he holds the Inter-Continental title belt, Warlok!!!
("Sweet Dreams" plays as Warlok enters the ring. Scarecrow checks out the ring. Warlok grabs Scarecrow's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) Scarecrow slaps the face of Warlok. Scarecrow tackles Warlok. Now Scarecrow standing. Scarecrow stomps Warlok's head. Warlok stands up. Warlok takes Scarecrow off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Warlok fist drops Scarecrow on the mat. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok applies an arm wrench to Scarecrow. Warlok stomps Scarecrow's head. Warlok rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Scarecrow stands up. Scarecrow flips Warlok to the mat. Warlok is put in the Scorpion Death Lock by Scarecrow! The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Warlok is fighting the hold. ... Warlok tries to escape. Warlok escapes. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends Warlok to the corner of the ring. Skinny Pimp is interfering! Scarecrow chokes Warlok. Scarecrow measures Warlok up and drops a closed fist. Scarecrow climbs to his feet. Scarecrow covers Warlok hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts. ...1 Warlok kicks out. Scarecrow kicks Warlok in the back of the leg. Scarecrow applies an arm wrench to Warlok. Now Warlok standing. Scarecrow takes a slap to the face from Warlok. Warlok climbs to his feet. Warlok low blows Scarecrow. Scarecrow stands up. Warlok executes a neck-breaker on Scarecrow. Warlok drives a forearm into the head of Scarecrow. Scarecrow tackles Warlok and pummels his head. Warlok tackles and begins punching Scarecrow. Warlok kicks Scarecrow on the mat. Warlok tries for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Scarecrow avoids it. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Scarecrow goes down. Scarecrow stands up. Scarecrow takes Warlok off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Warlok is up again. Warlok delivers a short-arm clothesline to Scarecrow. Scarecrow executes a reverse DDT on Warlok. Scarecrow knees Warlok and rolls back to his feet. Warlok stands up. Warlok slaps Scarecrow in the face. Warlok stands up. Warlok drives a forearm into Scarecrow. Warlok lifts Scarecrow into a vertical suplex. Warlok stands up. Warlok applies a Boston crab to Scarecrow. "Skippy" asks Scarecrow if he quits. ... ... Warlok breaks the hold. Warlok grabs Scarecrow and applies an arm wrench. Warlok measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Warlok stomps Scarecrow. Warlok puts Scarecrow in The Fallen Angel. "Skippy" asks Scarecrow if he quits. ... Scarecrow is fighting the hold. ... ... Scarecrow tries to escape. ... ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Scarecrow taps out.)
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and still Inter-Continental champion, Warlok!!!
(Fireball runs to ring with Warlok's sledgehammer. Fireball tosses the sledgehammer to Warlok. Warlok and Fireball double-team Scarecrow. Warlok hit's Scarecrow's knees with sledgehammer. Revelation and Archangel runs to ring side. Fireball leaves ring. Revelation attacks Warlok. Archangel rolls Scarecrow over towards the paramedics. Warlok leaves ring. Camera fades out.)