("The House that Jack Built" by Metallica plays as Jack Schitt enters the ring.)

(Mr. PPV walks to the ring. Nick Pattrick is the referee for this contest. Jack Schitt checks out the ring. Mr. PPV checks out the ring. (Ring, ring, ring) Jack Schitt low blows Mr. PPV. Jack Schitt goes for a pin. Nick Pattrick counts the pin. ...1 Mr. PPV kicks out. Mr. PPV gets up. Mr. PPV low blows Jack Schitt. Now Jack Schitt standing. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Jack Schitt takes Mr. PPV down. Mr. PPV is back on his feet. Jack Schitt and Mr. PPV go to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Jack Schitt uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Mr. PPV is down. (..2) (...3) Jack Schitt kicks Mr. PPV on the floor. (....4) Jack Schitt takes Mr. PPV off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Mr. PPV stands up. (.....5) Jack Schitt takes Mr. PPV into the ring. Jack Schitt kicks Mr. PPV in the head. Mr. PPV moves back to his feet. Mr. PPV takes a slap to the face from Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is back on his feet. Jack Schitt tackles Mr. PPV and pummels his head. Mr. PPV stands up. Jack Schitt executes a reverse DDT on Mr. PPV. Jack Schitt applies a Boston crab to Mr. PPV. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Mr. PPV is fighting the hold. ... Mr. PPV tries to escape. ... Mr. PPV escapes. Mr. PPV kicks Jack Schitt in the back of the leg. Mr. PPV covers Jack Schitt hooking the leg. Nick Pattrick counts. ...1 ...2 Jack Schitt kicks out. Jack Schitt takes a slap to the face from Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV delivers a short-arm clothesline to Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Mr. PPV kicks Jack Schitt in the head. Mr. PPV measures Jack Schitt up and drops a closed fist. Jack Schitt climbs to his feet. Mr. PPV takes Jack Schitt down with a knee. Mr. PPV stomps Jack Schitt's head. Jack Schitt shoulder tackles Mr. PPV. Jack Schitt is back on his feet. Jack Schitt leg drops the throat of Mr. PPV. Mr. PPV piledrives Jack Schitt. Mr. PPV rolls onto Jack Schitt connecting with a knee. Mr. PPV executes the Damninator on Jack Schitt. Mr. PPV goes for a pin. Nick Pattrick counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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(Pistical and Scarecrow enter the ring.)

(The Hardcore Outlaws walk their way to the ring. Dragon checks his boots. Pistical grabs Dragon's arm and strikes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Dragon clotheslines Pistical. Dragon uses a closed fist on Pistical. Dragon kicks Pistical in the head. Dragon makes the tag to Tiger Davis. Dragon knees Pistical and rolls back to his feet. Dragon measures Pistical up and drops a closed fist. Pistical piledrives Dragon. Dragon is up again. Dragon lifts Pistical into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Dragon climbs to his feet. Pistical moves back to his feet. Pistical shoulder tackles Dragon. Pistical gets up. Dragon shoulder tackles Pistical. Dragon gets back to his feet. Pistical gets back to his feet. Pistical tags in Scarecrow. Now Scarecrow standing. Scarecrow grabs Tiger Davis and applies an arm wrench. Scarecrow tags Pistical. Pistical stomps Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis stands up. Tiger Davis brings in Dragon for Hardcore Outlaws. Dragon body slams Pistical. Tiger Davis forearm smashes Pistical. Tiger Davis takes a slap to the face from Pistical. Pistical is up again. Dragon brings in Tiger Davis for Hardcore Outlaws. Pistical takes Tiger Davis off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Tiger Davis is up again. Tiger Davis vertical suplexes Pistical to the mat. Now Tiger Davis standing. Tiger Davis sends Pistical to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Tiger Davis stomps Pistical. Tiger Davis piledrives Pistical. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Tiger Davis tackles Pistical. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Pistical climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis runs and tackles Pistical. Tiger Davis punches him in the head. (...3) Tiger Davis slaps Pistical in the face. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis lifts Pistical up and drops him on his knee. (....4) Tiger Davis chokes Pistical with his boot. Pistical is back on his feet. Tiger Davis delivers a kick to the head of Pistical. (.....5) Crotch chop from Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis rolls onto Pistical connecting with a knee. Tiger Davis chants start. (......6) Tiger Davis measures Pistical up and drops a closed fist. Pistical climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis punches Pistical in the head. (.......7) Tiger Davis reverse DDT's Pistical's head into the floor. Tiger Davis head butts Pistical. Tiger Davis moves back to his feet. (........8) Tiger Davis rolls onto Pistical connecting with a knee. Tiger Davis fist drops Pistical on the floor. Now Tiger Davis standing. Tiger Davis goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10).)

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("Welcome to the Jungle" plays as Beast Master enters the ring.)

("Australian National Anthem" plays as Andy England enters the ring. Beast Master grabs Andy England's arm and strikes his elbow. Andy England strikes Beast Master in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Beast Master takes Andy England off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (..2) Beast Master shoulder tackles Andy England. Beast Master stands up. Andy England is up again. (...3) Andy England punches Beast Master in the head. (....4) Beast Master slaps the face of Andy England. Beast Master gets back to his feet. Andy England uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Beast Master is down. Andy England and Beast Master move back to ringside. (.....5) (......6). They fight into the aisle. Andy England and Beast Master move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Andy England and Beast Master move back to ringside. Andy England takes Beast Master into the ring. Andy England runs and tackles Beast Master. Andy England punches him in the head. Andy England drives a forearm into the head of Beast Master. Andy England slaps the face of Beast Master. Andy England is back on his feet. Beast Master picks Andy England up and side slams him to the mat. Andy England stands up. Beast Master connects with a flying knee. Andy England goes down. Andy England delivers a kick to the head of Beast Master. Now Beast Master standing. Andy England delivers a short-arm clothesline to Beast Master. Andy England knees Beast Master and rolls back to his feet. Beast Master is up again. Beast Master flips Andy England to the mat. Beast Master sends Andy England to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Beast Master picks up a chair and throws it at Andy England. Beast Master hits the floor. Andy England and Beast Master move back into the ring. Andy England low blows Beast Master. Beast Master is up again. Beast Master tackles Andy England and pummels his head. Beast Master grabs Andy England and applies an arm wrench. Beast Master stomps Andy England. Andy England moves back to his feet. Beast Master delivers a kick to the head of Andy England. Andy England is up again. Andy England piledrives Beast Master. Andy England applies a Boston crab to Beast Master. Nick Pattrick asks Beast Master if he quits. ... Beast Master is fighting the hold. ... Beast Master tries to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Beast Master escapes. Beast Master climbs to his feet. Beast Master uses a closed fist on Andy England. Andy England sends Beast Master into Nick Pattrick he goes down. Andy England vertical suplexes Beast Master to the mat. Andy England gets back to his feet. Beast Master is back on his feet. Andy England kicks Beast Master in the stomach. Beast Master climbs to his feet. Highway Warrior, Tiger Davis and run to the ring. They lockup. Highway Warrior sends Andy England to the corner of the ring. Highway Warrior kicks Andy England in the stomach. Highway Warrior chants start. Tiger Davis uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Beast Master is down. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis executes a piledriver on Beast Master. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Beast Master and Andy England go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Beast Master sets Andy England up DDT’s him into the floor. Beast Master chants start. Andy England gets up. Beast Master uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Andy England is down. (..2) Beast Master piledrives Andy England into the floor. Crotch chop from Beast Master. (...3) Beast Master fist drops Andy England on the floor. Beast Master gets back to his feet. Beast Master falls headfirst into Andy England. Beast Master gets up. (....4) Beast Master knees Andy England and rolls back to his feet. Beast Master chants start. Andy England stands up. Beast Master kicks Andy England in the stomach. Andy England is up again. (.....5) Beast Master kicks Andy England in the back of the leg. Andy England is back on his feet. Beast Master slaps the face of Andy England. Beast Master chants start. Beast Master climbs to his feet. (......6) Beast Master vertical suplexes Andy England to the floor. Beast Master gets back to his feet. Beast Master stomps Andy England's head. (.......7) Beast Master tells Andy England to suck it. Beast Master chants start. Beast Master grabs Andy England and applies an arm wrench. (........8) Beast Master fist drops Andy England on the floor. Beast Master chants start. Beast Master rolls onto Andy England connecting with a knee. Beast Master goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10).)

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(The camera returns with the Blood Bath Babes in the ring. The girls dance, and then return to the locker rooms.)

("Come As You Are" plays as Dias Evil enters the ring.)

(Youth Warrior walks to the ring. PeeWee Anderson is the referee for this contest. Dias Evil checks out ringside. Youth Warrior checks out ringside. (the bell rings) PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) Dias Evil delivers a short-arm clothesline to Youth Warrior. Now Youth Warrior standing. (..2) Youth Warrior runs and tackles Dias Evil. Youth Warrior punches him in the head. (...3) Youth Warrior kicks Dias Evil in the back of the leg. Dias Evil climbs to his feet. (....4) Youth Warrior delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dias Evil. Dias Evil is up again. (.....5) Dias Evil and Youth Warrior move back into the ring. Dias Evil connects with a low blow. Youth Warrior goes down. Youth Warrior gets back to his feet. Youth Warrior drives a forearm into Dias Evil. Youth Warrior shoulder tackles Dias Evil. Youth Warrior covers Dias Evil. PeeWee Anderson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dias Evil kicks out. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Dias Evil takes Youth Warrior down. Dias Evil applies a Boston crab to Youth Warrior. PeeWee Anderson is checking for a tap out. ... ... Youth Warrior tries to escape. Youth Warrior escapes. Dias Evil falls headfirst into Youth Warrior. Dias Evil is up again. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. Dias Evil vertical suplexes Youth Warrior to the mat. Dias Evil drags Youth Warrior to the floor. PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) Dias Evil picks up a microphone cable and chokes Youth Warrior with it. Dias Evil chokes Youth Warrior with his boot. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. (..2) Dias Evil sends Youth Warrior into PeeWee Anderson he goes down. Dias Evil grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Youth Warrior is up again. Dias Evil connects with a flying knee. Youth Warrior goes down. White Pony runs to ringside. White Pony clotheslines Youth Warrior. White Pony tackles and begins punching Youth Warrior. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. Ordered is restored. PeeWee Anderson gets up. (...3) Dias Evil piledrives Youth Warrior into the floor. Dias Evil sucks chants start in the crowd. Dias Evil stomps Youth Warrior. (....4) Dias Evil dives head first into Youth Warrior. Dias Evil gets back to his feet. Youth Warrior stands up. Dias Evil tackles Youth Warrior. Dias Evil sucks chants start in the crowd. Dias Evil stands up. (.....5) Dias Evil chokes Youth Warrior with his boot. Youth Warrior climbs to his feet. Dias Evil runs and tackles Youth Warrior. Dias Evil punches him in the head. Youth Warrior stands up. (......6) Dias Evil lifts up Youth Warrior and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Youth Warrior stands up. Dias Evil punches Youth Warrior in the head. (.......7) Dias Evil delivers a kick to the head of Youth Warrior. Dias Evil chokes Youth Warrior with his boot. (........8) Dias Evil head butts Youth Warrior. Dias Evil sucks chants start in the crowd. Youth Warrior gets up. Dias Evil uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Youth Warrior is down. Dias Evil goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10).)

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("The Beautiful People" play as KC Hight enters the ring.)

("Until it Sleeps" by Metallica plays as Revelation enters the ring. KC Hight grabs Revelation's arm and strikes his elbow. Revelation grabs KC Hight's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) KC Hight delivers a kick to the head of Revelation. (..2) KC Hight kicks Revelation on the floor. (...3) KC Hight measures Revelation up and drops a closed fist. KC Hight climbs to his feet. (....4) KC Hight rolls onto Revelation connecting with a knee. Revelation gets up. Revelation uses a belly-to-belly suplex. KC Hight is down. KC Hight gets up. Revelation takes KC Hight into the ring. Revelation connects with a flying knee. KC Hight goes down. Revelation kicks KC Hight on the mat. KC Hight moves back to his feet. KC Hight slaps Revelation in the face. KC Hight gets back to his feet. KC Hight short-arm clotheslines Revelation to the mat. KC Hight applies an arm wrench to Revelation. KC Hight fist drops Revelation on the mat. KC Hight uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Revelation is down. KC Hight and Revelation go to the floor PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) KC Hight picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Revelation. Revelation is bleeding. Revelation gets up. (..2) Revelation tackles and begins punching KC Hight. KC Hight climbs to his feet. (...3) Revelation delivers a short-arm clothesline to KC Hight. (....4) Revelation rolls onto KC Hight connecting with a knee. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Revelation grabs KC Hight and applies an arm wrench. Revelation measures KC Hight up and drops a closed fist. Revelation gets back to his feet. KC Hight is up again. KC Hight goes for a Body Slam but Revelation dodges the attack. KC Hight kicks Revelation in the back of the leg. Revelation is back on his feet. Revelation delivers a kick to the head of KC Hight. KC Hight climbs to his feet. Revelation slaps KC Hight in the face. Now Revelation standing. Revelation forearm smashes KC Hight. Revelation delivers a low blow to KC Hight. Revelation stomps KC Hight's head. KC Hight gets up. Revelation lifts KC Hight into the air and delivers a spine buster. KC Hight moves back to his feet. Revelation sends KC Hight to ringside. PeeWee Anderson starts the count (.1) (..2) Revelation tackles KC Hight. Revelation gets up. KC Hight gets back to his feet. (...3) Revelation punches KC Hight in the head. (....4) KC Hight uses a closed fist on Revelation. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Revelation and KC Hight move back to ringside. Revelation and KC Hight move back into the ring. Revelation takes KC Hight off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Swinging Neck-Breaker from Revelation takes KC Hight down. KC Hight vertical suplexes Revelation to the mat. KC Hight stomps Revelation's head. Revelation stands up. Revelation tackles KC Hight. Revelation gets back to his feet. Now KC Hight standing. KC Hight takes a slap to the face from Revelation. Revelation stands up. KC Hight goes for a Standing Piledriver but Revelation dodges the attack. KC Hight delivers a low blow to Revelation. Revelation punches KC Hight in the head. [KC Hight drives a forearm into the head of Revelation. KC Hight tackles and begins punching Revelation. Revelation moves back to his feet. KC Hight side slams Revelation. Now KC Hight standing. Revelation stands up. Revelation delivers a kick to the head of KC Hight. KC Hight gets up. KC Hight delivers a kick to the head of Revelation. KC Hight rolls onto Revelation connecting with a knee. Revelation climbs to his feet. Revelation takes KC Hight down with a knee. Revelation knees KC Hight and rolls back to his feet. Revelation applies an arm wrench to KC Hight. KC Hight moves back to his feet. KC Hight reverse DDT's Revelation's head into the mat. KC Hight executes a piledriver on Revelation. KC Hight applies an arm wrench to Revelation. Revelation punches KC Hight repeatedly. Revelation piledrives KC Hight head first into the mat. Revelation gut-wrenches KC Hight. Revelation covers KC Hight. Referee PeeWee Anderson makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Smokey enters the ring.)

("March Of The UnDead" plays as Abaddon walks to the ring. Smokey checks his boots. Abaddon grabs Smokey's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) Smokey uses a closed fist on Abaddon. Abaddon delivers a short-arm clothesline to Smokey. Abaddon rolls onto Smokey connecting with a knee. Smokey flips Abaddon to the mat. Smokey chants start. Now Abaddon standing. Smokey sends Abaddon toward the fire. Smokey moves back into the center of the ring. Smokey executes a reverse DDT on Abaddon. Abaddon is up again. Abaddon connects with a flying knee. Smokey goes down. Smokey drives a forearm into the head of Abaddon. Abaddon kicks Smokey in the stomach. Smokey is up again. Smokey tries for a Spine Buster but is not strong enough to lift Abaddon. Smokey tackles and begins punching Abaddon. Abaddon forearm smashes Smokey. Abaddon uses a closed fist on Smokey. Abaddon lifts Smokey into the air and delivers a spine buster. Smokey is back on his feet. Smokey delivers a short-arm clothesline to Abaddon. Smokey knees Abaddon and rolls back to his feet. Abaddon is back on his feet. Smokey delivers a kick to the head of Abaddon. Smokey stomps Abaddon's head. Smokey fist drops Abaddon on the mat. Smokey fist drops Abaddon on the mat. Smokey moves back to his feet. Abaddon goes for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but Smokey dodges the attack. Asherah punches Smokey repeatedly. Smokey tries for a vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Abaddon. Smokey tackles Abaddon. Smokey gets up. Abaddon moves back to his feet. Abaddon tackles and begins punching Smokey. Abaddon kicks Smokey on the mat. Smokey gets up. Smokey tries for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Abaddon. Smokey takes Abaddon down with a knee. Abaddon stands up. Abaddon tackles Smokey to the mat. Abaddon stands up. Smokey tackles Abaddon and pummels his head. Now Abaddon standing. Abaddon low blows Smokey. Abaddon kicks Smokey in the head. Smokey is back on his feet. Abaddon kicks Smokey in the head. Abaddon measures Smokey up and drops a closed fist. Abaddon stands up. Smokey stands up. Abaddon tries for a vertical Suplex but Smokey avoids it. They lockup. Asherah sends Smokey to the corner of the ring. Smokey goes for a Standing Piledriver but Abaddon dodges the attack. Abaddon flips Smokey to the mat. Smokey gets back to his feet. Abaddon sends Smokey toward the fire. Smokey off the ropes. They lockup. Asherah sends Smokey to the corner of the ring. Smokey sends Abaddon into PeeWee Anderson he goes down. Smokey delivers a short-arm clothesline to Abaddon. Smokey rolls onto Abaddon connecting with a knee. Dragon runs to the ring. Dragon drives a forearm into Smokey. Dragon tackles Smokey and pummels his head. Dragon chants start. Smokey moves back to his feet. Ordered is restored. PeeWee Anderson gets up. They lockup. Abaddon sends Smokey to the corner of the ring. Abaddon piledrives Smokey into the mat. Abaddon sends Smokey through the ropes into the fire.)

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(The Blood Bath Babes enter the ring, and proceed to dance. The girls then return to the locker rooms, as Harlie Davidson goes to announce the next match.)

("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Scarecrow enters the cage.)

("Make 'em say uhh" plays as Cricket enters the cage. Scarecrow checks his boots. Cricket checks his boots. (the bell rings) Scarecrow shoulder tackles Cricket. Scarecrow is up again. Cricket moves back to his feet. Cricket kicks Scarecrow in the back of the leg. Cricket rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Cricket measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. Now Cricket standing. Cricket grabs Scarecrow and applies an arm wrench. Scarecrow climbs to his feet. Scarecrow uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Cricket is down. Scarecrow climbs back to the floor following Cricket Skinny Pimp clotheslines Cricket. Scarecrow kicks Cricket on the concrete. Scarecrow knees Cricket and rolls back to his feet. Cricket stands up. Cricket punches Scarecrow in the head. Cricket low blows Scarecrow. Scarecrow gets up. Cricket kicks Scarecrow in the head. Cricket measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. Cricket gut-wrenches Scarecrow. Cricket rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Scarecrow gets back to his feet. Scarecrow kicks Cricket in the stomach. Cricket gets up. Cricket slaps the face of Scarecrow. Cricket tackles Scarecrow and pummels his head. Cricket lifts Scarecrow up and drops him on his knee. Cricket picks up a chair and swings it at Scarecrow. Scarecrow is bleeding. Cricket tries for a Side slam but Scarecrow avoids it. Cricket takes Scarecrow to the top of the cell. Cricket takes Scarecrow down with a knee. Cricket grabs Scarecrow and applies an arm wrench. Cricket knees Scarecrow and rolls back to his feet. Cricket measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. Scarecrow gets up. Scarecrow executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Cricket. Cricket shoulder tackles Scarecrow. Cricket is up again. Cricket takes a slap to the face from Scarecrow. Scarecrow is up again. Cricket forearm smashes Scarecrow. Scarecrow lifts Cricket up and drops him on his knee. Cricket jumps down to the ring. Scarecrow follows. Cricket climbs to his feet. Cricket uses a closed fist on Scarecrow. Cricket connects with a low blow. Scarecrow goes down. Cricket grabs Scarecrow and applies an arm wrench. Scarecrow is back on his feet. Cricket kicks Scarecrow in the back of the leg. Cricket grabs Scarecrow and applies an arm wrench. Cricket fist drops Scarecrow on the mat. Now Cricket standing. Cricket covers Scarecrow hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 Scarecrow escapes. Scarecrow gets up. Cricket tackles Scarecrow. Cricket gets up. Scarecrow body slams Cricket. Scarecrow sends Cricket to the floor. Scarecrow goes out after him. Scarecrow piledrives Cricket into the ringside mat. Scarecrow picks up a chair and swings it at Cricket. Cricket is bleeding. Scarecrow fist drops Cricket on the ringside mat. Now Scarecrow standing. Scarecrow knees Cricket and rolls back to his feet. Cricket gets back to his feet. Cricket drives a forearm into Scarecrow. Scarecrow connects with a flying knee. Cricket goes down. Cricket gets back to his feet. Cricket grabs his hand and flips him to the ringside mat. Cricket uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Scarecrow is down. Cricket picks up a camera cable and chokes Scarecrow with it. Cricket chokes Scarecrow. Scarecrow climbs to his feet. Cricket picks up a chair and swings it at Scarecrow. Scarecrow is bleeding. Cricket tackles and begins punching Scarecrow. Scarecrow takes a slap to the face from Cricket. Cricket gets up. Cricket kicks Scarecrow in the head. Cricket rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Scarecrow stands up. Cricket lifts Scarecrow into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Cricket sends Scarecrow into "Skippy" he goes down. Cricket rolls onto Scarecrow connecting with a knee. Cricket measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. Cricket gets back to his feet. Scarecrow stands up. Pistical runs to ringside. Pistical suplexes Cricket. Pistical chants start. Pistical chokes Cricket. Ordered is restored. "Skippy" gets up. Scarecrow takes Cricket back into the ring. Scarecrow drops Cricket on some tacks. Scarecrow kicks Cricket on the tacks. Cricket moves back to his feet. Scarecrow uses a closed fist on Cricket. Scarecrow puts his arms around Cricket. Scarecrow has Cricket in a Sleeper Hold! Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... Cricket is fighting the hold. ... Cricket tries to escape. ... Scarecrow tightens the hold. ... Cricket tries to escape. ... ... ... ... ... Scarecrow tightens the hold. ... Scarecrow tightens the hold. Cricket taps out.)

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("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Static arrives.)

("Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays as Azrel arrives. Static checks his boots. Azrel strikes Static in the elbow. (the bell rings) Azrel takes a slap to the face from Static. Static takes a slap to the face from Azrel. Azrel stands up. Azrel delivers a kick to the head of Static. Azrel fist drops Static on the tile. Azrel climbs to his feet. Static is up again. Azrel punches Static in the head. Static piledrives Azrel into the tile. Static puts Azrel in a reverse chin lock. Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Azrel escapes. Static takes Azrel back to the club. Azrel moves back to his feet. Azrel takes Static down with a knee. Static gets up. Static takes Azrel down with a knee. Static kicks Azrel on the concrete. Static fist drops Azrel on the concrete. Static stands up. Static rolls onto Azrel connecting with a knee. Static covers Azrel. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 Azrel escapes. Azrel moves back to his feet. Static tackles Azrel to the concrete. Static is up again. Azrel moves back to his feet. Azrel lifts Static up and drops him on his knee. Azrel picks up A stool and swings it at Static. Static is bleeding. Azrel stomps Static. Now Static standing. Static kicks Azrel in the head. Azrel climbs to his feet. Azrel tackles Static to the concrete. Azrel gets up. Azrel goes for a Reverse DDT but Static dodges the attack. Static goes for a Back Breaker but Azrel dodges the attack. Azrel drags Static out the door. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends Azrel to the corner of Outside the club. Static hits the concrete. Azrel covers Static. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Static kicks out. Static moves back to his feet. Azrel puts Static in the Sleeper Hold! The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Static escapes. Azrel tosses Static in through the door. Static gut-wrenches Azrel. Static throws Azrel out the window. Static picks up A G-string and swings it at Azrel. Azrel gets back to his feet. Azrel tackles Static and pummels his head. Azrel applies an arm wrench to Static. Static climbs to his feet. Static executes a reverse DDT on Azrel. Static chants start. Azrel moves back to his feet. Static puts Azrel in the Sleeper Hold! The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Static tightens the hold. Azrel escapes. Static takes Azrel back into the club. Static picks up A high-heeled shoe. and swings it at Azrel. Static picks Azrel up and side slams him to the concrete. Static stands up. Static drags Azrel backstage. Static piledrives Azrel into the concrete. Static chokes Azrel with his boot. Static chants start. Static takes Azrel back into the club. Azrel carries Static to the bar. Static short-arm clotheslines Azrel to the tile. Static grabs Azrel and applies an arm wrench. The Masked Ass Whooper runs down and gives Azrel the Ass Whooper! Order is restored. Static puts Azrel in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Static tightens the hold. ... Static tightens the hold. ... ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Azrel taps out.)