("Sweet Dreams" plays as Warlok enters the ring.)

("Final Doom" plays as Random enters the ring. Warlok checks his boots. Random grabs Warlok's arm and strikes his elbow. (Ding, ding, ding) Warlok short-arm clotheslines Random to the mat. Random is back on his feet. Random kicks Warlok in the head. Warlok gets back to his feet. Warlok delivers a low blow to Random. Warlok measures Random up and drops a closed fist. Random is up again. Random delivers a spine buster to Warlok. Random goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Warlok kicks out. Random picks up Blade and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random piledrives Warlok into the mat. Random picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random tells Warlok to suck it. Warlok gets up. Random picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Warlok with it. Warlok is bleeding. Random lifts Warlok into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Random stands up. Random goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Warlok kicks out. Warlok moves back to his feet. Random picks up Pop Can and swings it at Warlok. Random uses a closed fist on Warlok. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Random goes down. Random moves back to his feet. Warlok slaps the face of Random. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok drives a forearm into Random. Warlok tackles Random and pummels his head. Warlok stomps Random. Warlok covers Random hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Random escapes. Random gets back to his feet. Random executes a back breaker on Warlok. Random goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Warlok escapes. Warlok is put in the Mandible Claw by Random. "Skippy" asks Warlok if he quits. ... ... Warlok is fighting the hold. ... Warlok is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Random breaks the hold. Random picks up Ax handle and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random delivers a short-arm clothesline to Warlok. Random stomps Warlok's head. Warlok is up again. Random takes Warlok down with a knee. Warlok gets back to his feet. Random runs and tackles Warlok. Random punches him in the head. Random knees Warlok and rolls back to his feet. Random measures Warlok up and drops a closed fist. Random goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Warlok kicks out. Random drives a forearm into Warlok. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Warlok takes Random down. Warlok goes for a figure four. "Skippy" asks Random if he quits. ... ... Random escapes. Warlok picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Random. Random is bleeding. Warlok applies an arm wrench to Random. Warlok goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Random escapes. Warlok runs and tackles Random. Warlok punches him in the head. Random gets up. Random tackles Warlok. Random gets up. Random fist drops Warlok on the mat. Random moves back to his feet. Warlok gets back to his feet. Random forearm smashes Warlok. Random takes Warlok down with a knee. Random rolls onto Warlok connecting with a knee. Warlok is back on his feet. Random grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Random chants start. Warlok is up again. Warlok slams Random over the top rope. Random picks up a shovel and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Warlok. Random chants start. Now Warlok standing. Random picks up a shovel and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random shoulder tackles Warlok. Now Random standing. Random goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 Warlok kicks out. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Random goes down. Warlok rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Warlok kicks Random on the floor. Warlok goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 Random kicks out. Random takes a slap to the face from Warlok. Warlok gets up. Random executes a neck-breaker on Warlok. Random goes for a figure four. "Skippy" asks Warlok if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) Warlok escapes. Random picks up Steel chair and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random chokes Warlok with his boot. Random picks up Steel chair and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Warlok gets up. Warlok delivers a short-arm clothesline to Random. Warlok grabs Random and applies an arm wrench. Random stands up. Random punches Warlok in the head. Random kicks Warlok in the head. Random covers Warlok hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 Warlok kicks out. Random tackles Warlok and pummels his head. Random short-arm clotheslines Warlok to the floor. Random kicks Warlok on the floor. Random stomps Warlok's head. Now Warlok standing. Warlok tries for a Body Slam but Random avoids it. Warlok picks up a shovel and swings it at Random. Random is bleeding. Warlok connects with a low blow. Random goes down. Random stands up. Random connects with a flying knee. Warlok goes down. Warlok is up again. Random uses a closed fist on Warlok. Random delivers a kick to the head of Warlok. Warlok drives a forearm into Random. Warlok flips Random to the floor. Random climbs to his feet. Warlok puts Random in the Mandible claw! Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Random tries to escape. Warlok breaks the hold. Warlok and Random climb into the ring. Warlok picks up Ax handle and swings it at Random. Random is bleeding. Warlok executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Random. Warlok picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Random with it. Random is bleeding. Warlok knees Random and rolls back to his feet. Warlok measures Random up and drops a closed fist. Warlok is up again. Warlok covers Random hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 Random escapes. Random stands up. Warlok forearm smashes Random. Warlok runs and tackles Random. Warlok punches him in the head. Random gets up. Warlok takes Random down with a knee. Warlok applies an arm wrench to Random. Warlok delivers a low blow to Random. Warlok rolls onto Random connecting with a knee. Random is back on his feet. Warlok slaps the face of Random. Warlok stands up. Random tries for a Body Slam but Warlok avoids it. Random picks up a garden hose and chokes Warlok with it. Random shoulder tackles Warlok. Warlok short-arm clotheslines Random to the mat. Random takes Warlok off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Random covers Warlok hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Warlok kicks out. Random drives a forearm into Warlok. Warlok slaps Random in the face. Random runs and tackles Warlok. Random punches him in the head. Random rolls onto Warlok connecting with a knee. Random goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 Warlok kicks out. Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok tries for a vertical Suplex but Random avoids it. Warlok picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Random. Random is bleeding. Warlok drives a forearm into the head of Random. Warlok tackles Random and pummels his head. Warlok stomps Random's head. Warlok measures Random up and drops a closed fist. Warlok gets up. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Random goes down. Warlok connects with a low blow. Random goes down. Now Random standing. Random executes a reverse DDT on Warlok. Random goes for a figure four. "Skippy" asks Warlok if he quits. ... Random tightens the hold. ... Random tightens the hold. Warlok escapes. Random picks up Beer Keg and swings it at Warlok. Warlok is bleeding. Random measures Warlok up and drops a closed fist. Random chants start. Random moves back to his feet. Random head butts Warlok. Random stands up. Warlok suplexes Random. Warlok looks Random in the face and says Suck it. Warlok slams Random's head into the mat. Warlok covers Random hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("The House that Jack Built" plays as Jack Schitt enters the ring.)

("Hells Bells" plays as Fireball enters the ring. Jack Schitt checks his boots. Fireball strikes Jack Schitt in the elbow. (The bell rings) Jack Schitt runs and tackles Fireball. Jack Schitt punches him in the head. Jack Schitt measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Jack Schitt stands up. Jack Schitt rolls onto Fireball connecting with a knee. Fireball is up again. Fireball takes Jack Schitt down with a knee. Jack Schitt drives a forearm into the head of Fireball. Jack Schitt kicks Fireball in the back of the leg. Fireball side slams Jack Schitt. Fireball picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is bleeding. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Jack Schitt uses a closed fist on Fireball. Jack Schitt connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Jack Schitt grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Jack Schitt covers Fireball. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Fireball kicks out. Fireball is back on his feet. Jack Schitt kicks Fireball in the head. Jack Schitt stomps Fireball. Fireball is back on his feet. Fireball lifts Jack Schitt up and drops him on the mat. Fireball sucks chants start in the crowd. Fireball picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is bleeding. Fireball knees Jack Schitt and rolls back to his feet. Fireball goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 Jack Schitt escapes. Jack Schitt gets back to his feet. Jack Schitt vertical suplexes Fireball to the mat. Jack Schitt stands up. Jack Schitt picks up Ax handle and swings it at Fireball. Fireball is bleeding. Jack Schitt gives Fireball a crotch chop. Jack Schitt goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Fireball kicks out. Fireball is up again. Jack Schitt picks up a garden hose and chokes Fireball with it. Jack Schitt delivers a spine buster to Fireball. Jack Schitt applies a Boston crab to Fireball. "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... Fireball escapes. Jack Schitt picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Fireball with it. Fireball is bleeding. Jack Schitt leg drops Fireball. Jack Schitt goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Fireball kicks out. Fireball stands up. Fireball slams Jack Schitt over the top rope. Jack Schitt picks up a technical table and throws it at Fireball. Jack Schitt tackles Fireball. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Jack Schitt covers Fireball hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts. ...1 Fireball kicks out. Fireball stands up. Fireball kicks Jack Schitt in the stomach. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Jack Schitt. Fireball connects with a low blow. Jack Schitt goes down. Fireball measures Jack Schitt up and drops a closed fist. Fireball moves back to his feet. Fireball stomps Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt climbs to his feet. Fireball drives a forearm into the head of Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt executes a neck-breaker on Fireball. Jack Schitt puts Fireball in a reverse chin lock. Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... Jack Schitt breaks the hold. Jack Schitt and Fireball climb into the ring. Jack Schitt picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Fireball. Fireball is bleeding. Jack Schitt goes for a Piledriver but Fireball dodges the attack. Jack Schitt picks up Beer Keg and swings it at Fireball. Fireball is bleeding. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball short-arm clotheslines Jack Schitt to the mat. Jack Schitt is up again. Fireball kicks Jack Schitt in the head. Jack Schitt reverse DDT's Fireball's head into the mat. Jack Schitt sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Fireball standing. Jack Schitt puts Fireball in the Mandible claw! "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... Jack Schitt breaks the hold. Jack Schitt picks up a garden hose and chokes Fireball with it. Fireball executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Jack Schitt. Fireball covers Jack Schitt. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Jack Schitt kicks out. Jack Schitt gets up. Fireball throws Jack Schitt out of the ring. Fireball picks up Steel chair and swings it at Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is bleeding. Fireball lifts Jack Schitt into a vertical suplex. Fireball moves back to his feet. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Jack Schitt. Fireball knees Jack Schitt and rolls back to his feet. Fireball chokes Jack Schitt. Fireball runs, and gives Jack Schitt the Fire Starter! Fireball covers Jack Schitt. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("Wanna be a Baller" plays as Tiger Davis enters the ring.)

(Sgt. O'Brien walks to the ring. "Skippy" is the referee for this contest. Tiger Davis strikes Sgt. O'Brien in the elbow. Sgt. O'Brien checks out outside the ring. (Ding, ding, ding) Sgt. O'Brien takes a slap to the face from Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is up again. Tiger Davis low blows Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is back on his feet. Sgt. O'Brien tries for a Reverse DDT but Tiger Davis avoids it. Sgt. O'Brien picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien kicks Tiger Davis in the head. Sgt. O'Brien rolls onto Tiger Davis connecting with a knee. Sgt. O'Brien stomps Tiger Davis's head. Sgt. O'Brien goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 Tiger Davis escapes. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Tiger Davis delivers a spine buster to Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis covers Sgt. O'Brien. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Sgt. O'Brien escapes. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Sgt. O'Brien climbs over the ropes, and into the ring. Tiger Davis picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Sgt. O'Brien with it. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Tiger Davis piledrives Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is back on his feet. Tiger Davis puts Sgt. O'Brien in the Mandible claw! Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... Tiger Davis tightens the hold. ... Sgt. O'Brien tries to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Tiger Davis tightens the hold. Tiger Davis breaks the hold. Tiger Davis picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Tiger Davis tackles and begins punching Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien moves back to his feet. Tiger Davis drives a forearm into Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis shoulder tackles Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is up again. Tiger Davis kicks Sgt. O'Brien in the stomach. Tiger Davis uses a closed fist on Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien lifts Tiger Davis and delivers a back breaker. Tiger Davis slams Sgt. O'Brien over the top rope. Sgt. O'Brien picks up a shovel and swings it at Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is bleeding. Tiger Davis connects with a flying knee. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Tiger Davis covers Sgt. O'Brien. "Skippy" counts. ...1 ...2 Sgt. O'Brien kicks out. Sgt. O'Brien delivers a low blow to Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is back on his feet. Tiger Davis delivers a kick to the head of Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Tiger Davis kicks Sgt. O'Brien on the floor. Now Sgt. O'Brien standing. Tiger Davis slaps the face of Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien piledrives Tiger Davis. Sgt. O'Brien and Tiger Davis climb into the ring. Sgt. O'Brien picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is bleeding. Tiger Davis gets up. Tiger Davis drives a forearm into Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis tackles Sgt. O'Brien to the mat. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Tiger Davis measures Sgt. O'Brien up and drops a closed fist. Tiger Davis moves back to his feet. Tiger Davis measures Sgt. O'Brien up and drops a closed fist. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Tiger Davis rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Sgt. O'Brien stands up. Sgt. O'Brien lifts Tiger Davis up and drops him on the mat. Tiger Davis is back on his feet. Sgt. O'Brien picks up Steel chair and swings it at Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis is bleeding. Sgt. O'Brien forearm smashes Tiger Davis. Tiger Davis connects with a flying knee. Sgt. O'Brien goes down. Sgt. O'Brien gets up. Sgt. O'Brien slaps Tiger Davis in the face. Tiger Davis tackles and begins punching Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis low blows Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis stomps Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis fist drops Sgt. O'Brien on the mat. Tiger Davis gets up. Sgt. O'Brien climbs to his feet. Tiger Davis uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Sgt. O'Brien is down. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis throws Sgt. O'Brien out of the ring. Tiger Davis picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Sgt. O'Brien with it. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Tiger Davis gives Sgt. O'Brien a crotch chop. Tiger Davis chants start. Tiger Davis picks up a garden hose and chokes Sgt. O'Brien with it. Sgt. O'Brien is up again. Sgt. O'Brien tackles and begins punching Tiger Davis. Sgt. O'Brien takes Tiger Davis off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Sgt. O'Brien covers Tiger Davis hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 Tiger Davis escapes. Tiger Davis gets back to his feet. Sgt. O'Brien kicks Tiger Davis in the back of the leg. Tiger Davis climbs to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Tiger Davis takes Sgt. O'Brien down. Tiger Davis picks up a garden hose and chokes Sgt. O'Brien with it. Tiger Davis kicks Sgt. O'Brien on the floor. Sgt. O'Brien gets up. Tiger Davis delivers a kick to the head of Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien gets up. Tiger Davis lifts Sgt. O'Brien into a vertical suplex. Sgt. O'Brien gets back to his feet. Tiger Davis puts Sgt. O'Brien in the Mandible claw! "Skippy" asks Sgt. O'Brien if he quits. ... Sgt. O'Brien is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Tiger Davis tightens the hold. Sgt. O'Brien escapes. Tiger Davis picks up Beer Keg and swings it at Sgt. O'Brien. Sgt. O'Brien is bleeding. Tiger Davis punches Sgt. O'Brien in the head. Tiger Davis kicks Sgt. O'Brien in the back of the leg. Tiger Davis chants start. Sgt. O'Brien climbs over the ropes, and into the ring. Tiger Davis piledrives Sgt. O'Brien into the mat. Tiger Davis rolls onto Sgt. O'Brien connecting with a knee. Tiger Davis executes the Stunner on Sgt. O'Brien. Tiger Davis covers Sgt. O'Brien. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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(White Pony comes to the ring.)

("Make 'em say uhh!" plays as Cricket enters the ring. White Pony strikes Cricket in the elbow. Cricket checks his boots. (Ring, ring, ring) White Pony slaps Cricket in the face. White Pony is back on his feet. White Pony tackles Cricket. White Pony moves back to his feet. Cricket is up again. Cricket connects with a low blow. White Pony goes down. Cricket covers White Pony. The ref. starts the count. ...1 White Pony escapes. Cricket tackles White Pony and pummels his head. White Pony gets back to his feet. White Pony executes a back breaker on Cricket. White Pony covers Cricket hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Cricket escapes. White Pony picks up a technical table and throws it at Cricket. White Pony delivers a short-arm clothesline to Cricket. Cricket is back on his feet. White Pony kicks Cricket in the stomach. White Pony knees Cricket and rolls back to his feet. White Pony uses a closed fist on Cricket. White Pony tackles Cricket and pummels his head. Cricket climbs to his feet. White Pony executes a neck-breaker on Cricket. White Pony picks up a technical table and throws it at Cricket. White Pony kicks Cricket on the mat. Cricket stands up. White Pony drives a forearm into Cricket. White Pony connects with a low blow. Cricket goes down. White Pony kicks Cricket in the head. White Pony lifts Cricket up and drops him on the mat. White Pony picks up a technical table and throws it at Cricket. Cricket climbs to his feet. Cricket delivers a kick to the head of White Pony. White Pony stands up. Cricket connects with a flying knee. White Pony goes down. White Pony is up again. Cricket slaps White Pony in the face. White Pony side slams Cricket. White Pony gets up. White Pony picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Cricket. Cricket is bleeding. Cricket moves back to his feet. Cricket kicks White Pony in the stomach. Cricket knees White Pony and rolls back to his feet. White Pony piledrives Cricket. White Pony chants start. White Pony covers Cricket. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Cricket escapes. White Pony picks up a garden hose and chokes Cricket with it. White Pony lifts Cricket into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. White Pony is back on his feet. Cricket gets back to his feet. White Pony picks up a garden hose and chokes Cricket with it. Cricket uses a belly-to-belly suplex. White Pony is down. Cricket puts White Pony in a reverse chin lock. "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... White Pony tries to escape. ... ... Cricket tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) White Pony escapes. Cricket picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes White Pony with it. White Pony is bleeding. Cricket looks White Pony in the face and says Suck it. Cricket covers White Pony hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts. ...1 ...2 White Pony kicks out. Cricket puts [White Pony in the Mandible Claw. "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Cricket tightens the hold. White Pony escapes. Cricket picks up Blade and swings it at White Pony. White Pony is bleeding. Cricket lifts White Pony up and drops him on his knee. White Pony is back on his feet. Cricket puts his hand in the mouth of White Pony. Cricket has White Pony in the Mandible claw! Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... White Pony is fighting the hold. ... White Pony tries to escape. ... Cricket breaks the hold. Cricket throws White Pony out of the ring. Cricket picks up Ax handle and swings it at White Pony. White Pony is bleeding. White Pony lifts up Cricket and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. White Pony and Cricket climb into the ring. White Pony picks up Ax handle and swings it at Cricket. Cricket is bleeding. Cricket punches White Pony in the head. Cricket drives a forearm into White Pony. Cricket tackles White Pony to the mat. Cricket gets up. White Pony moves back to his feet. White Pony executes a reverse DDT on Cricket. Cricket stands up. White Pony kicks Cricket in the head. Cricket slams White Pony over the top rope. White Pony executes a piledriver on Cricket. White Pony grabs Cricket and applies an arm wrench. White Pony grabs Cricket's head and connects with a stunner. White Pony covers Cricket. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("Choppers" plays as Pistical enters the ring.)

("Dark music" plays as Dragon enters the ring. Pistical checks his boots. Dragon grabs Pistical's arm and strikes his elbow. (The bell rings) Pistical delivers a low blow to Dragon. Dragon stands up. Pistical runs and tackles Dragon. Pistical punches him in the head. Pistical measures Dragon up and drops a closed fist. Pistical is back on his feet. Pistical stomps Dragon's head. Pistical grabs Dragon and applies an arm wrench. Dragon lifts Pistical and delivers a back breaker. Pistical is back on his feet. Dragon goes back into the ring. Dragon picks up Pop Can and swings it at Pistical. Dragon punches Pistical in the head. Dragon drives a forearm into Pistical. Dragon body slams Pistical. Dragon throws Pistical out of the ring. Dragon picks up a garden hose and chokes Pistical with it. Dragon runs in and leg drops Pistical. Dragon picks up a technical table and throws it at Pistical. Pistical climbs to his feet. Pistical uses a closed fist on Dragon. Pistical drives a forearm into Dragon. Pistical delivers a kick to the head of Dragon. Dragon climbs to his feet. Dragon takes a slap to the face from Pistical. Pistical gets up. Pistical delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dragon. Now Dragon standing. Pistical takes Dragon down with a knee. Dragon picks Pistical up and side slams him to the floor. Dragon gets up. Dragon picks up Pop Can and swings it at Pistical. Dragon kicks Pistical on the floor. Dragon knees Pistical and rolls back to his feet. Pistical gets up. Pistical lifts Dragon into the air and delivers a spine buster. Pistical goes back into the ring. Pistical picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Dragon with it. Dragon is bleeding. Pistical chokes Dragon. Dragon stands up. Dragon slams Pistical over the top rope. Pistical picks up a garden hose and chokes Dragon with it. Dragon lifts Pistical into the air and delivers a spine buster. Dragon picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Pistical with it. Pistical is bleeding. Pistical moves back to his feet. Pistical tackles Dragon. Pistical gets back to his feet. Pistical knees Dragon and rolls back to his feet. Dragon moves back to his feet. Pistical delivers a low blow to Dragon. Pistical covers Dragon. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 Dragon escapes. Dragon gets up. Pistical slaps Dragon in the face. Pistical stands up. Pistical delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dragon. Dragon executes a neck-breaker on Pistical. Pistical gets up. Dragon picks up Ax handle and swings it at Pistical. Pistical is bleeding. Dragon grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Dragon gives Pistical a crotch chop. Dragon uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Pistical is down. Dragon head butts Pistical. Dragon chants start. Dragon moves back to his feet. Dragon powerbombs Pistical into the floor. Dragon covers Pistical. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Static enters the ring.)

("The House that Jack Built" plays as Mark Happens enters the ring. Static checks his boots. Mark Happens checks out outside the ring. (Ring, ring, ring) Static takes Mark Happens off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Now Mark Happens standing. Mark Happens shoulder tackles Static. Now Mark Happens standing. Mark Happens covers Static. "Skippy" counts. ...1 ...2 Static escapes. Mark Happens delivers a low blow to Static. Mark Happens hits the floor. Static picks up a garden hose and chokes Mark Happens with it. Skinny Pimp punches Mark Happens repeatedly. Static leg drops Mark Happens. Static picks up a shovel and swings it at Mark Happens. Mark Happens is bleeding. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends Mark Happens to the corner of Outside the ring. Static chokes Mark Happens. Static dives head first into Mark Happens. Static stands up. Static executes a piledriver on Mark Happens. Static slaps Mark Happens in the face. Static stands up. Mark Happens is put in the Tombstone by Static. Static goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Scarecrow enters the ring.)

("The Beautiful People" plays as KC Hight enters the ring. Scarecrow strikes KC Hight in the elbow. KC Hight checks his boots. (Ding, ding, ding) Scarecrow takes KC Hight off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Now KC Hight standing. KC Hight low blows Scarecrow. Scarecrow stands up. KC Hight kicks Scarecrow in the back of the leg. Scarecrow is back on his feet. Scarecrow lifts up KC Hight and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Scarecrow picks up Pop Can and swings it at KC Hight. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends KC Hight to the corner of Outside the ring. Scarecrow uses a closed fist on KC Hight. KC Hight takes Scarecrow off his feet with a short-arm clothesline KC Hight stomps Scarecrow's head. KC Hight goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Scarecrow kicks out. KC Hight uses a closed fist on Scarecrow. KC Hight lifts Scarecrow into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. KC Hight chants start. KC Hight covers Scarecrow hooking the leg. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 Scarecrow escapes. Scarecrow stands up. KC Hight goes for a figure four. "Skippy" asks Scarecrow if he quits. ... Scarecrow tries to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Scarecrow tries to escape. KC Hight breaks the hold. KC Hight picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Scarecrow with it. Scarecrow is bleeding. KC Hight runs and tackles Scarecrow. KC Hight punches him in the head. KC Hight measures Scarecrow up and drops a closed fist. KC Hight moves back to his feet. Scarecrow climbs to his feet. Scarecrow tries for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but KC Hight avoids it. Scarecrow picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes KC Hight with it. KC Hight is bleeding. KC Hight lifts Scarecrow and delivers a back breaker. Scarecrow moves back to his feet. KC Hight goes for a figure four. Referee "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... Scarecrow is fighting the hold. ... KC Hight tightens the hold. KC Hight breaks the hold. KC Hight picks up a technical table and throws it at Scarecrow. KC Hight picks Scarecrow up and side slams him to the floor. KC Hight goes back into the ring. KC Hight picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Scarecrow with it. Scarecrow is bleeding. KC Hight falls head first into Scarecrow. KC Hight climbs to his feet. KC Hight covers Scarecrow hooking the leg. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Scarecrow escapes. Scarecrow gets up. KC Hight picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Scarecrow. Scarecrow is bleeding. Scarecrow lifts KC Hight into a vertical suplex. Scarecrow moves back to his feet. Scarecrow goes for a pin. Referee "Skippy" makes the count. ...1 ...2 KC Hight kicks out. Scarecrow puts KC Hight in the Sleeper Hold! "Skippy" asks KC Hight if he quits. ... KC Hight is fighting the hold. ... ... KC Hight is fighting the hold. KC Hight escapes. Scarecrow picks up a shovel and swings it at KC Hight. KC Hight is bleeding. Skinny Pimp punches KC Hight repeatedly. Scarecrow slaps the face of KC Hight. Scarecrow stands up. Scarecrow kicks KC Hight in the back of the leg. KC Hight drives a forearm into the head of Scarecrow. Scarecrow connects with a flying knee. KC Hight goes down. Scarecrow stomps KC Hight's head. KC Hight is up again. Scarecrow tackles and begins punching KC Hight. Scarecrow grabs KC Hight and applies an arm wrench. Scarecrow knees KC Hight and rolls back to his feet. KC Hight moves back to his feet. Scarecrow shoulder tackles KC Hight. Scarecrow climbs to his feet. Scarecrow fist drops KC Hight on the mat. KC Hight climbs to his feet. KC Hight gut-wrenches Scarecrow. KC Hight chants start. KC Hight picks up a garden hose and chokes Scarecrow with it. KC Hight flips Scarecrow to the mat. Scarecrow is up again. KC Hight slaps the face of Scarecrow. KC Hight chants start. KC Hight climbs to his feet. Scarecrow throws KC Hight out of the ring. Scarecrow kicks KC Hight in the head. Scarecrow fist drops KC Hight on the floor. Scarecrow gives KC Hight the Tombstone! Scarecrow covers KC Hight. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

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("We No Limit Soldiers" plays as Smokey enters the ring.)

("Australian National Anthem" plays as Andy England enters the ring. Smokey checks his boots. Andy England checks his boots. (Ding, ding, ding) Smokey kicks Andy England in the head. Andy England climbs to his feet. Smokey connects with a flying knee. Andy England goes down. Andy England kicks Smokey in the head. Andy England applies an arm wrench to Smokey. Andy England goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts. ...1 Smokey kicks out. Smokey gets up. Smokey tries for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Andy England avoids it. Smokey picks up a shovel and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. Smokey executes a neck-breaker on Andy England. Now Andy England standing. Smokey puts Andy England in a Sleeper Hold. "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Andy England tries to escape. Andy England escapes. Smokey goes back into the ring. Smokey picks up Chain Link Fence and chokes Andy England with it. Andy England is bleeding. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends Andy England to the corner of the ring. Smokey punches Andy England in the head. Andy England tackles and begins punching Smokey. Smokey gets back to his feet. Andy England forearm smashes Smokey. Andy England executes a neck-breaker on Smokey. Andy England throws Smokey out of the ring. Andy England picks up Beer Keg and swings it at Smokey. Smokey is bleeding. Andy England stomps Smokey. Smokey gets back to his feet. Andy England low blows Smokey. Andy England goes for a pin. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Smokey escapes. Andy England slaps Smokey in the face. Andy England kicks Smokey in the back of the leg. Andy England goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Smokey escapes. Smokey moves back to his feet. Andy England delivers a short-arm clothesline to Smokey. Andy England fist drops Smokey on the floor. Smokey lifts Andy England into the air and delivers a spine buster. Smokey chants start. Smokey picks up a garden hose and chokes Andy England with it. Andy England hits the floor. Smokey is back on his feet. Smokey covers Andy England hooking the leg. The ref. starts the count. ...1 ...2 Andy England escapes. Andy England is up again. Smokey and Andy England climb into the ring. Smokey picks up Ax handle and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. They lockup. Skinny Pimp sends Andy England to the corner of the ring. Smokey lifts Andy England up and drops him on the mat. Andy England gets up. Smokey puts Andy England in the Sleeper Hold! "Skippy" is checking for a tap out. ... ... Smokey tightens the hold. ... ... Smokey tightens the hold. Smokey breaks the hold. Smokey picks up Beer Keg and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. Smokey goes for an Omote Gyaku but Andy England dodges the attack. Smokey picks up Blade and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. Smokey lifts Andy England into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Smokey picks up T. V. Monitor and swings it at Andy England. Andy England is bleeding. Andy England punches Smokey in the head. Andy England forearm smashes Smokey. Andy England uses a closed fist on Smokey. Smokey tackles and begins punching Andy England. Smokey fist drops Andy England on the mat. Smokey moves back to his feet. Smokey kicks Andy England on the mat. Smokey rolls onto Andy England connecting with a knee. Smokey chants start. Andy England gets back to his feet. Smokey gives Andy England the Smoke Bomb! Smokey goes for a pin. "Skippy" counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)