(The camera opens up over looking the audience. The crowd goes wild as the P.C.W. theme song plays over the air, while the fireworks go off).

Jack: Welcome fans to another P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. I am Jack Dahniels along with my co-hosts Bud Wheiser and Jim Been.
Bud: Thank you, Jack. And we are live from Las Vegas, Nevada.
Jim: And we go to the ring now for the lovely Blood Bath Babes.

(The Blood Bath Babes come out and do a lively dance routine in the middle of the ring. The girls then end their routine, and leave the ring with much cheer from the audience).

Bud: Wow! Aren't they something.
Jack: Oh, yeah. And they dance good too.
Jim: Fans, we take you to the ring now for our opening bout. (Looks over at Jack and Bud, as they leave the announcement table). Hey, you two get back here!

Chavo Vs. Butthead.
The two lightweights got into it early in the match. Chavo was able to get Butthead into an arm drag, but Butthead was able to slap his way out of it. Chavo then swung Butthead into the ropes, as followed with a sleeper hold to Butthead. As Butthead fell to the mat, Chavo then let go of him and then galloped around the ring on his hobby horse. Butthead then got up, and grabbed the hobby horse away from Chavo. Chavo then got pissed off, and gave Butthead a boot to the midsection. The two men then went to the ropes, and it's Chavo with the Tornado DDT. A cover; 1-2-3. Your Winner: Chavo.

Jim: That was quite a win for Chavo. He goes on next week to our Pay-Per-View to face Cleric for the Lightweight Title.
(Jack and Bud return to the announcement table).
Jack: Ok, we're back.
Bud: So, what did we miss?
Jim: Just the opening match. But fans, we have to go to a commercal break. So, stay tuned for some more P.C.W. Blood Bath Action.

The Wonderful World Of Beer.

Jack: And we are back.
Jim: And look who is sitting at ringside for this next bout.
(Jim points to Archangel, who is wearing his white robe, amoung the dozens of wrestling fans at ringside).
Jack: I guess he wants to keep a close eye on Satan this week.
Bud: I guess so. Anyway folks, we take you to the ring for our second bout.

Satan Vs. La Plop.
The two men entered the ring. The bell dings, as the two men lock up. La Plop gets Satan into the ropes, and has to break the hold. Satan then gives La Plop a poke in the eye, followed by a face slam to the mat. Satan then starts kicking La Plop until the ref tells him to break it up. La Plop gets to his feet. The two men lock up again, and La Plop sets Satan up for an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle. La Plop charges at Satan, but Satan moves, and La Plop goes into the turnbuckle. Satan climps up the turnbuckle and gives La Plop then 10 punches. La Plop then comes back by pushing Satan down to the mat. Satan gets up, then tries to go after La Plop. Because La Plop was still in the ropes, the ref had to hold Satan back until La Plop was able to get out. The wrestlers locked up, and it was La Plop with a sleeper hold to Satan. Satan then counters the move with a neckbreaker to La Plop. Satan then goes for the Devil's Furry. A cover: 1-2-3. Your Winner: Satan.

Bud: That was a good match.
Jack: Yeah, but what is Satan doing now?
(Satan goes to ringside to where Archangel is sitting at. Satan begins to laugh at Archangel, and then the two break out into an arguement. In the heat of the battle, Satan reaches over an grabs a beer from a member of the audience. Satan then procedes to throw the beer into Archangel's face. Satan then takes off towards the locker room, as Archangel runs after him).
Bud: That boy better run, and hope that Archangel doesn't get ahold of him.
Jim: Well, we will try to get a camera man back there to see what will hapen. But fans stay tuned as we take a word from our sponsers.

Poop in the can.

Fireball Vs. Lim Po Po
The two men enter the ring, and as they walk down to the ring Fireball is drinking as usual as he picks up the time keeper's bell. The bell dings as Fireball smashes it over Lim Po Po's head. He grabs Lim Po Po and gives him the Diamond Cutter A cover 1-2-3. Your Winner: Fireball

Bud:That was one hellof a match. Don't you think guys?
Jack:Yes if you want to call it an actuall match. What do you think Jim?
Jim:I don't know what you'd call it but somebody better stop Fireball before someone gets hurt.
Jack:Oh my God!!!! He's pouring that Whiskey all over Lim Po Po and he's getting out his favourite toy right now. His Zippo!!
Jim:That's a shame wasting all that good whiskey like that.
Bud:Well I guess I'm going to have to go up there and stop him. You guys are a bunch of wimps. Hold on here comes Phoenix to save the day.
Jack:Let's take you to the ring to see what's going on.
Phoenix:What in the helldo you think your doing?
Fireball:I'm going to burn the piece of POOP and send him back to the Limpopo Valley where he belongs.
Phoenix:No I just can't let you do that Fireball. He may be a piece of poop as you call him but he still needs to be respected as he is also a wrestler too.
Fireball:No, I will burn him and singe his body and make it look like the KFC chicken we had last night.
Bud:What in the sam hellis Phoenix doing to him?
Jack:He just kicked him in the stomach and delivered the stunner and halled him back to the back.
Jim:Well maybe now we can get back to buisness as usuall.

The Warrior's Clan Vs. Schitt-Happens.
Jack Schitt and Mark Happens enter the ring first. They wait patiently for Revelation and Warlok to enter the ring. The Warrior's Clan's music plays, but no one appears at the enterance. Schitt and Happens both look over to the entry way to see what was going on. The crowd goes wild as Revelation and Warlok emerge from the audience. The two men run into the ring and ambush the awaiting tag-team. Revelation starts pounding on Mark Happens, as Warlok tosses Jack Schitt out of the ring. The ref signals for the bell as Warlok rolls out of the ring to go after Schitt. In the ring, Revelation sets Mark Happens up for a vertical suplex. A cover; 1-2- and a kick out. happens is up on his feet. A drop kick to Revelation, and Revelation goes back into the ropes. Outside, Warlok slams Schitt into the steel guard rail. Warlok then procedes to bash Jack Schitt on the back with the steel steps. Meanwhile, in the ring, Revelation is still battleing it out with Mark Happens. Mark then counters with a leg sweep to Revelation. Happens goes for a figure four, but Rev boots him away. Outside the ring, Warlok scraps the steel steps across the face of Jack Schitt. Then, Mark Happens rolls out of the ring to help his partner. Revelation rolls out of the ring to do likewise. Warlok then gives Mark Happens a drop kick, which causes Mark to hit the ring post. Revelation then sets up Jack Schitt for the Silencer onto the steel steps. Revelation then rolls Jack into the ring. In the ring, Revelation and Warlok set up Jack Schitt for The Battle's End. A cover; 1-2-3. Your winners: The Warrior's Clan.

Bud: Wow, that was an intence match. Fans saty tuned for our main event after these messages.

The Quicker Picker-Upper.

Horn-e-wood Hogan Vs. Sarah Connor.
The steel cage lowers as the two combatants enter the ring. Hogan is carrying a 2x4, and Sarah is carrying a nightstick.Hogan makes a pass at Sarah. Sarah then makes a pass at Hogan by Swinging the nightstick at him. Hogan blocks it with the 2x4. Sarah then kicks Hogan in the knee. Hogan then grabs her by the hair and tosses her to the ground. Sarah then responds by smacking the nightsick into Hogan's Stick. Hogan falls to the mat as Sarah wacks him across the head. Hogan then grabs Sarah's legs, and pulls her down to the mat, for an ankle lock submission. Sarah then takes her night stike and starts hitting Hogan with it trying to break free of the hold. Hogan then lets go, as he picks up his 2x4. Hogan then procedes to hit Sarah upside the head, and sends her down to the mat. Hogan then grabs Sarah by the Hair and tosses her into the steel cage. Hogan then continues to bash her head into the cage. Sarah back kicks Hogan in the gut. Then she contiues to pound on him with the nightstick. Hogan counters with a boot to her mid section, then sets her up for a power bomb. A cover 1-2-and a kickout. Sarah backhands Hogan in the face. Then Hogan grabs her by the head and gives her a big kiss. Sarah then responds with a knee to Hogan's nads. Sarah sets him up for a suplex. A cover 1-2-and a kickout by Hogan. Hogan then delivers a closeline to Sarah. A cover 1-and a kickout. Sarah then responds with a kick to Hogan's head. Hogan throws Sarah into the corner and delivers the Bronco Buster. Hogan gets off and goes for the Scorpian splash. Sarah then rolls out of the way and Hogan falls into the turnbuckle. Sarah then grabs Hogan by the head and slams his face into the steel cage.

Bud: Boy, these two fighters are a bloody heap right now.
Jack: I thought my dog looked better after I hit it with my car.
Jim: No shit, it is amazing how these two can last this long.
Jack: I wonder if Hogan needs any viagra?

Hogan then gives Sarah a backhand to her stomach. Sarah then returns with a low blow to Hogan. Sarah then proceds to bash her nightstike over Hogan's head, breaking the nightstick. Hogan then bashes her with his 2x4. The two combatants lay on the mat, both trying to regain their sences.

(Tons of smoke enters the areana, as the lights begin flicker).
Jack: What in the HELL is going on?
Jim: I don't know. I can't see a thing.
(The lights go off for a brief moment).
Bud: What in the FUCK is going on here? What happened to the lights?
(The lights come back on, with the ring empty of both combatants. The camera fades out).