11-13-98.
P.C.W.
Friday Night
11-13-98.
P.C.W.
Friday Night
(The camera opens up over the P.C.W.'s audience. The crowd goes wild as the P.C.W. theme song plays over the sound system. The pyrotechnics go off, as the camera views in on the commentators).
Jim:Welcome fans, to another P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. I am your host Jim Been, with my two colleagues, Jack Dahniels and Bud Wheiser.
The Road Warriors vs. The Warrior's Clan.
Bud: Whoa! Now that was a match.
Jim: And we are back, ladies and gentlemen, for more P.C.W. Blood Bath live here in Houston, Texas.
Death Inc. vs Schitt-Happens
Jack: Boy, that was a quick match.
Bud: Fans, we take you to our next bout, were Spear is already in the ring.
(The two wrestlers leave the ring, as Dracula floats down to the ring)
Buy now for your commemortive piece of "The Rock".
Bud: Ok, fans. We take you to the ring now with our main event.
Jack Well folks, that it is for tonight. And we now close with a song to remember "The Rock" with.
Jack: Thank you, Jim. And we are live from Houston, Texas.
Bud: Fans, we take you to the ring now for the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The girls do a spectacular dance routine. As the girls leave the ring, some of them stop by the announcing booth, and flirt with the announcers a bit).
Jack:Fans, we take to the ring now for our opening bout.
The two teams enter the ring. Beast Master and Warlok were the first to lock it up. And it is Beast Master with an arm bar take-down. Warlok swings around and gets Beast Master into a sleeper hold. Beast Master gives Warlok an elbow to the gut, and breaks the hold. Beast Master then gets Warlok into a side head-lock. Warlok then picks up Beast Master, and sets him up for an atomic drop. Warlok then continues with a clothesline to the back of Beast Master's head. Warlok tries to set him up for the Fallen Angel, but Highway Warrior makes the save. Highway is sent back to his corner, as Warlok sets Beast Master up in an abdominal stretch. After a minute or two, Beast Master then goes into the ropes, breaking the hold. Beast Master then springboards off of the ropes, and gives a flying clothesline into Warlok. Beast Master then picks up Warlok, and sets him up for a Russian leg sweep. A cover: 1-2-and a kick out by Warlok. the two men get back to their feet, and Beast Master starts chopping away at Warlok. Warlok then gives Beast Master a kick to his knees. Warlok then drags Beast Master to the ropes, and places his left knee onto the bottom rope. Warlok then proceeds to stomp on Beast Master's knee, until Beast Master slides off of the rope. Warlok then goes to pick Beast Master up, and delivers a DDT to the Beast Master. A cover: 1-2-and a kick out by Beast Master. Warlok then tags in Revelation. Revelation then sets Beast Master up for a vertical supplex. A cover: 1-2-and a rescue by Highway Warrior. Beast Master tags in Highway Warrior, as he rolls out of the ring. Highway Warrior and Revelation lock it up. And it is Revelation with a take down. Revelation then gets Highway into a surf board. The ref ask's H.W. if he wants to give up, and he shakes his head "No". Highway then reverses the hold onto Revelation. Revelation then drops to the mat, slides under the Highway Warrior, and jumps up, ramming his shoulder into the midsection of Highway Warrior. Revelation's shoulder is hurting him now, and Highway Warrior knows this. Highway Warrior gets up, and delivers a double leg takedown to Revelation. H.W. then gets Rev into an arm bar, concentrating on the injured shoulder of Revelation. Revelation then grabs the back of Highway's head, and flips him over his shoulder. A cover; 1-2-and a kick out by Highway. Rev tags in Warlok. Warlok runs in gives Highway an kick to the back of his head. A cover by Warlok: 1-2- and a save by the Beast Master. Highway then tags in the B.M. The Beast Master then gives Warlok a clothesline down to the mat. Warlok gets back up, and it is Beast Master with another clothesline. Beast Master then gets Warlok into a headlock, and Warlok goes into the ropes. Beast Master breaks his hold, and then gives Warlok a clothes line out of the ring. Beast Master then goes out of the ring after Warlok. Beast Master then picks Warlok up and tosses him into the steel guard rails. Revelation runs over and gives Beast Master a double axe handle to the back of his head. Revelation then sets Beast Master up for an Irish whip into the guard rail. Highway Warrior runs over, and does a suicide dive off of the ring apron. Warlok then rolls Beast Master into the ring. A cover by Warlok: 1-2-and a kick out by the Beast Master. Out side of the ring, Revelation and Highway Warrior continue to duel it out. They both lock it up, and it is Highway Warrior with a belly-to-belly supplex. In the ring, Warlok sets Beast Master up for the Sledgehammer Slam. A cover: 1-2-and Highway Warrior drags Warlok off of the Beast Master. Rev gets up, and Warlok and him starts double teaming Highway. Beast Master rolls out of the ring, and kicks Revelation in the back of the knee. Beast Master then tries to give Revelation a reversed DDT, but Rev gives Beast Master an eye-gouge. Warlok and Highway Warrior enter the ring. Warlok then locks up with the Highway Warrior. Highway then gives Warlok an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle. Highway runs over to the turnbuckle, and Warlok moves out of the way. Warlok then rolls up the Highway Warrior, a cover: 1-2-and Beast Master does a dive off of the ropes onto the two men. Beast Master then covers Warlok: 1-2-and a kick out by Warlok. Revelation now enters the ring. He then sets Highway Warrior up for The Silencer. A cover: 1-2-and a save by the Beast Master. Warlok then gives Beast Master a single leg take-down. Suddenly the ring bell rings, and the ref breaks up the fight. TIME LIMIT DRAW.
Jack: Yeah, but it looks like neither side is willing to accept that the match is over.
Jim: Fans, we need to take a commercial break. So, stay tuned for some more Blood Bath action.
Jack: Fans, we take you now to the ring for our second tag-team bout.
Mark Happens and Jack Schitt enter the ring first. The lights go out as the two men wait upon the arrival of the Death Inc. The lights come back on with Grim Reaper standing over the unconscious bodies of the Schitt-Happens duo. Val tells the ref to count, as Grim Reaper covers both men. The ref counts: 1-2-3. Your Winners: Death Inc.
Bud: Compared to the previous match, it sure was.
Jack: Oh, well. I guess SHIT Happens.
Jim: Well fans, I guess we get to take you to another routine from the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The girls do an exotic dance routine in the entry way to the locker room. After their dancing was over, they then proceeded to flirt with the crowd a bit, before return back to their locker rooms).
Jack: Fans, stay tuned as we take yet another commercial break.
Spear vs. Fireball
As Spear waits for the arrival of Fireball, the camera spans up to see Dracula in the rafters. Fireball then walks down the walkway carrying a can of gasoline, and a blow torch. Fireball then places his stuff into his corner and locks up with Spear as the bell rings. Spear then gets Fireball into an arm drag take-down. Spear then proceeds to slap Fireball in the face a few times. Fireball then breaks free, and gives Spear a spear. A cover: 1-2-and a kick out by Spear. Spear then sets Fireball up for an Irish Whip. Spear climbs up the turnbuckle, and gives Fireball the ten punches. Fireball then shoves Spear down to the mat. Fireball then gives Spear a DDT. A cover: 1-2-an a kick out by Spear. Fireball then gives Spear a clothesline, which also knocks down the ref. Fireball goes to grab his can of gasoline. Fireball also goes for his blow torch. Spear gets up and delivers a missile drop kick to Fireball. Spear then delivers The Back Breaker. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Spear
Dracula: Bring it on!
Jim: Well fans, we were supposed to go to a commercial, but...
Jack: SCREW the commercials, let's go to the match.
"The Rock" vs. Dracula
(As Dracula awaits the arrival of "The Rock", the giant T.V. screen lights up. In the locker room, "The Rock" tries to speak to Dracula.)
Satan: Get your ASS into that ring and fight him like a real man.
(Satan then proceeds to beat the crap out of "The Rock". Satan then drags "The Rock" to the ring, and tosses him in to fight Dracula.)
Dracula then grabs "The Rock" and continues beating the CRAP out of him. Dracula then drags Fireball's can of gasoline into the middle of the ring. Dracula then sets "The Rock" up for a power-bomb onto the can of gasoline. "The Rock" falls unconscious, as the gasoline pours out of the can. Samuel Addams, the P.C.W.'s security officer, comes out to stop Dracula. Dracula then vanishes, and reappears in the rafter. Then the ring explodes into a massive ball of fire. "The Rock" cries out in pain, as the fire dies down. In the ring, only "The Rock's" charred body remains. Your Winner (and sole survivor): Dracula.
Jack: Uh, Houston. We have a problem.
Jim: Oh, SHIT! Fans, we are not kidding about this. "The Rock" has just been burnt to death.
Bud: Boy, what a debut match for "The Rock".
Jack: Yeah, but his dead body is stinking up the place.
Jim: Fans, we now will give "The Rock" a brief moment of silence, as we give him the 10 bell toll.
(The crowd remains silent, as the wrestling bell dings. After the third ding, Jack speaks)
Jack: Ok, that's enough. Let's go to a commercal to get "The Rock's" carcass out of here.
Archangel vs. Armageddon
The two men enter the ring. Armageddon locks up with Archangel. Archangel then tosses Armaggedon into the turnbuckle. Archangel then gets Armaggedon into a vertical suplex. Archangel then sets Armaggedon up for The Redemption. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Archangel.