Blood Bath!

Bud: Welcome folks to another P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath!
Jack: We are live from Austin, Texas.
Jim: Fans, We have been informed that the office people are trying to go for the world record of the shortest wrestling event.
Bud: Therefore, we need to air this program in 30 minutes or less.
(A 30 minute timer is shown counting down on time)
Jack: Well, fans. Let's take you to the Blood Bath Babes!
(The Blood Bath Babes do a dance routine, and contiue to flirt around after they leave).
Bud: 27 minutes!
Jack: Ok, fans. We take you to the ring now for our opening bout.

Revelation vs. Mark Happens.
Revelation beats the crap out of Mark Happens, and pins him after executing The Silencer! A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Revelation.

Jack: Wow! Wasn't that something.
Jim: Quit wasting time. We need to go to our second match.
Bud: 19 minutes 30 seconds!
Cricket vs. Butt-head.
Cricket kicks Butt-head's ass, and pins him after pulling off the Side Star Brainbuster. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Cricket

Jack: Ok, nice debute.
Bud: 16 minutes!
Jim: Ok, We go now to our third bout.
Chavo vs. Beavis.
Chavo gives Beavis the Tornado DDT. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Chavo.

Jack: How's our time.
Bud: 14 minutes, and 47 seconds!
Jack: Ok, We take you to the Blood Bath Babes!
(The girls do a great dance routine, which gives a break from the rush of the clock.)
Jim: Ok, now we go to our fourth and Tag-team event.
D & V vs. The Gods.
Phoenix beats the shit out of La Plop.
Fireball aids Phoenix with the Super Stunner.
A cover: 1-2-3. Your Winners: D & V.

Jim: Time?
Bud: Less than 8 minutes!
Jack: Ok, we go now to our main event.
Terminator vs. Angel of Death.
The two men fight in the ring. Terminator then drags Angel out of the ring, and continues to beat on him. The ref counts to ten.
Double DQ. Draw.

Jim: Oh, well. At least Terminator keeps his belt.
Jack: Fans, join us next week to see if we beat the record or not!
Bud: Bye, Folks!