Blood Bath!

The camera opens up over the crowd as the fireworks go off. Then the camera zooms in on the announcers.)

Bud: Welcome back fans. We are live from Miami, Florida.
Jim: That's right folks, the P.C.W. went through a time of recession, but we're back.
Jack: And to top things off, we even got some NEW wrestlers.
Jim: Speaking of which, they will debut tonight right here on P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. But first we take you to the ring with the lovely Blood Bath Babes.

(The Blood Bath Babes come out to do a seductive dance routine. The crowd cheers frantically as they leave).

Jack: O.K., folks. Now we take you to the ring for one of our rookie's match-up's.

Kaptain Kool vs. Mark Happens.
The two men lock it up, and it is Kaptain Kool with an arm bar take down. Kool's applying the pressure, but Mark was able to break free. Mark then sets Kool up with a head lock. They then go to the ropes, and Kaptain Kool was able to break free. A leap frog by Kool, and Mark then applies a sleeper hold to Kool. Kool was then able to counter with a neck breaker. A cover by Kool. 1-2- and a kick out by Mark Happens. Kool then goes to the ropes, and it's Kaptain Kool with a cross body block. Another cover. 1-2- and yet another kick out by Mark. The both roll out of the ring now, and Mark now sets Kaptain Kool up for an Irish Whip into the steel guard rail. Mark delivers a scoop slam to Kool, then tosses him back into the ring. Mark goes for a cover; 1- 2- and a kick out by Kool. Kool gets up and pokes Mark Happens in the eye. Kool goes to the ropes, and delivers a missile drop kick. He goes to pin Mark Happens, but Mark rolls it over. A cover; 1-2-3. Your winner: Mark Happens.

Bud: Wow! What an impressive victory by Mark Happens.
Jack: What! How could he win! It's in his contract to lose!
Jim: I don't know, but let's take you now to another P.C.W. debut.

The Latinos vs. Beavis & Butt-Head.
The Latinos enter the ring first followed by Beavis and Butt-Head. Konan and Butt-Head start out first. They lock it up and it is Konan with a take down. Konan then delivers a scoop slam to Butt-Head. A cover; 1-2- and a kick out by Butt-Head. The two men enter the ropes and Butt- Head was able to break free. Konan tags in Rey and he sets Butt-Head up for a face slam. A cover; 1-2- and a kick out by Butt-Head. Butt-Head then was able to crawl away and tag Beavis. Beavis comes in, and Rey gives him a standing drop kick. A cover; 1-2 and a kick out by Beavis. Butt-Head now enters the ring as well, but the ref is telling him to leave. Beavis then gives Rey a groin kick. A cover by Beavis: 1-2-3! Your Winners: Beavis & Butt-Head.

Bud: Holy Shit! Another major upset.
Jim: But it was a win however for Beavis & Butt-Head.
Jack: That does it. Give me the phone. I'm going to call the office and see what's going on. First Mark Happens wins, and now Beavis & Butt-Head. Who's their spokesman? Tony Jabronie.
Bud: Anyway, let's take you back to the ring for the Blood Bath Babes.

(The Blood Bath Babes come out do to another dance routine, but were halted by Jack Schitt).

Jim: Wait a minute. What's he doing.
Jack: He's grabbing a microphone, what does it look like he's doing.
Bud: Yes, fans. Jack Schitt has been acting strangely ever since the Demonic Empire arrived here at the P.C.W.
Jack: O.K., so he's in the ring now. Let's see what he has to say.
Jack Schitt: By joining the Empire I will achieve much greatness. My unyielding loyalty will be to the Empire only. I would serve the Grand Emperor and accept his ways. Thus, I would submit myself to you, Abaddon. I will learn your ways. Only to please the Emperor, would be my only destiny.
Bud: Well folks. Jack is suppose to face Abaddon, a member of the Empire. But I haven't seen any of the Empire members yet.
Jack: I sent a camera crew to go find Roddy Piper about the jobbers winning. Let's see what's going on. Are you there Mr. Piper?
(The camera shoots over to Roddy Piper in the locker room area).
Piper: Yeah, I'm here. What's your question Mr. Dahniels.
Jack: O.K., I have a question about..., Hey wait a minute...What the Hell?
(The Demonic Empire storms in the locker room, knock over the camera men, put a bag over Piper's head and drags Piper out of the locker room.)
Bud: Oh, my god. The Empire has just kidnapped Roddy Piper!
Jim: What is going on here!
(The announcer's are then interrupted, as Abaddon erupts out from under the ring, where Jack Schitt is still babbling).
Jack: It's Abaddon! From the Empire! They're everywhere!

Abaddon then looks over at Jack Schitt. Schitt drops to his knees to submit to him. Abaddon then proceeds to punch Jack Schitt upside the head, as the ring bell sounds.
Abaddon vs. Jack Schitt
Abaddon continues to punch at Jack Schitt. He then delivers a scoop slam. A cover: 1-2-, but Abaddon pulls Jack Schitt up. Abaddon with a power bomb. Another cover: 1-2-, and Abaddon pulls Jack Schitt up again. Both men are to their feet now, and Abaddon executes The Severed Head Suplex. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Abaddon.

(The ring then explodes with fire as Abaddon disappears).
Jack: Man! Talk about a match.
Bud: Fans, to keep you informed, just prior to this match, our assistant President, Roddy Piper, has been kidnapped by the Demonic Empire.
Jim: Oh, and we have just received word that both Revelation AND Archangel have both volunteered to find him.
Jack: Speaking of Revelation, the last time we aired, Him and his tag-team partner, Warlok, we're at bitter ends.
Bud: And there he is now, awaiting his Hardcore match with the great Lim Po Po.

Warlok vs. Lim Po Po
The bell dings as Warlok immediately attacks Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po backs away, as the two wrestlers lock it up. Warlok then pick up Lim Po Po and tosses him out of the ring. Warlok then climbs the ropes, and dives at Lim Po Po. Lim Po Po moves and Warlok misses. Lim Po Po then picks up the steel stairs and starts to bash Warlok with it. Warlok now with a shot to Lim Po Po's knees. Lim Po Po goes down, as Warlok then starts to kick at him. Warlok then sets Lim Po Po up for a German suplex right into the steel stairs. A cover: 1-2- and a kick out by Lim Po Po. The two men are on their feet now exchangeing punches with each other. Lim Po Po grabs the ring bell and proceeds to hit Warlok with it. A cover: 1-2- and barely a kick out by Warlok. The two men continue to fight back to the locker rooms. Warlok then proceeds to give Lim Po Po an Irish whip into one of the lockers. Lim Po Po gets up, and swings a chair at Warlok. Warlok goes down. A cover by Lim Po Po: 1-2- and a kick out by Warlok. Warlok then goes to a locker, and pulls out, HIS SLEDGEHAMMER! Warlok then continues to hit Lim Po Po repeatedly with his hammer. Warlok then picks up Lim Po Po and tosses him into the restrooms. Warlok then with a quick shot at Lim Po Po's back with the sledgehammer. Warlok then proceeds to pick up Lim Po Po and shove his face into a cammode. Warlok then flushes the toilet, with Lim Po Po's face still in it, and then swings his sledgehammer at the back of Lim Po Po's head. Warlok then picks up Lim Po Po, and gives him a power bomb into the cammode. Warlok now with a few shots to Lim Po Po's rib cage with the hammer. Warlok then picks up Lim Po Po and delivers The Sledgehammer Slam, right onto another toilet. A cover: 1-2-3. Your winner: Warlok.

Jim: Geezus, that was one hell of a match.
Bud: Warlok simply dominated that match.
Jack: Let's take you to the ring now with the Blood Bath Babes!
(The Blood Bath Babes do a dance routine, and then continue their routine at the announceing booth, before returning to the locker rooms).
Jim: That was nice.
Jack: Yes, she was.
Jim: What?
Jack: Nevermind. I guess that was something you never learned in Biology class, huh?
Bud: Fans, for our next two matches, both Dracula and Terminator were unable to attend tonight, so the Middlewight and the I.C. belts were vacated. Our next two matches will be to determine who our new champions will be.
Jack: Let's go to the ring now for the Middleweight belt.
Jim: Learn what in Biology Class?
Bud: Nevermind.

Satan vs. Fireball
The two men enter the ring. Satan then calls for the microphone.
Satan: Fireball. I shall give you this one opportunity. Join me and the Empire, or you will face you oblivion.
Fireball then looks at Satan, as Satan then proceeds to raise his hand at Fireball. Fireball then starts to shake as he keels over on the mat helpless. Satan then goes over and pins Fireball.
Satan: You have made the correct choice.
The ring explodes with fire as the rest of the Empire appears in the ring. Molech places Fireball over his shoulders. The ring explodes with fire as the Empire disappears.
Jack: Well, fans. Satan is our new Middleweight champ.
Bud: Yes, folks. For our next match it was scheduled to be a triple threat match between Spear, Phoenix, and Chavo, but Spear has taken a leave of absence, so it is down to just Phoenix and Chavo.
Jim: And we take you to the ring now with these two men.

Phoenix vs. Chavo.
The two men enter the ring. Phoenix pushes over Chavo. A cover: 1-2-3 Your winner: Phoenix.
Jack: Wait a minute. That ain't a match.
Bud: Well, they are in the same stable.
Jim: Fans, we just recieved word that Revelation and Archangel has just found Roddy Piper.
The camera zooms in to reveal Roddy Piper tied to a cross, with a pentagram placed on his forehead. Then the camera fades out.